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David

@davidbuebe.bsky.social
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 16h
I should buy a flamethrower
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then I'll found a company to take it's place I'll call it Boracle
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I showed up 30 minutes late to an interview because Google maps took me the wrong way and still got the job
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually kind of liked Terminator Salvation if only because it tried to do something different with the series. The rest are too formulaic and/or over the top
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You are going to HATE Spaceballs
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's Bleach?
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have some issues with the time travel element but I otherwise like First Contact
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait what do you mean by "Uranus"?
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wasn't a fan of the Star Trek reboot movies but I will say the warp core section in Into Darkness is a lot more believable than the one from Wrath of Khan
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You're back!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is why we should all go back to using C
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'd argue windows 7 was better. The XP gui was too toy-like for my taste
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thanks. I hate it
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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Leslie Nielsen Flashes Police Badge
Alt: Lt Frank Drebin, Police Squad!
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Frank is my work profile picture
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham's legacy will be nothing at all. He will be forgotten as soon as the dirt is shoveled on his coffin. He stood for nothing and no one, not even himself.
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have the opinion that mass human exploration of space is near impossible. It's like getting a fish to live out of water. It's not going to happen
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your dog hates fireworks. My dog is chasing me with a roman candle because she celebrates liberty
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 02/07/2026
we should have hung lee
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just McDonald's or the entire fast food industry?
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I like to think George would have realized penske was under indictment if he had actually read the file
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I know a guy
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hey wait a minute....
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ask your doctor if repeatedly hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is right for you
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm pretty sure they're going to say "no"
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's like dealing with a young kid that keeps arguing when he's losing a game. The REAL rule is "Timmy gets to win"
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
but that was the best part of the original......
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Do Androids dream?
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I didn't realize that was a pseudo science for the longest time. I just thought it was a specialist you went to if your back was messed
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I think they should have gone with the hypnotized tiger as the java mascot
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Armee Universal Gewehr
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My head hurts
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hey wait a minute.....
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Awww fuck not Bruce
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The decrepit monarch is speaking to his subjects only through indifferent telegrams from the winter palace sent between rounds of golf and cheeseburgers and personal services.
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Someone's not going to be happy about this www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3QP...
youtube.com
Terry Tate Fat Man Pain Train
YouTube video by DeanoBambeano
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Post the diff stat
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Wait are they offering this as a method of doctor assisted suicide?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I will not be carrying my papers. Fuck you. Make me.
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