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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

State rep republican wayne johnson just came up to me outside my house and I got to tell him why I think he and his party suck for several minutes. He said “i’m not a fan of donald trump either.” Lol

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

more barbells y'all. it's how we win

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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hey Minnesota won and the nudification technology ban will go into effect tomorrow at 12:00AM!

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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026

She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.

Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.

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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 21/07/2026

<health care lawyer> This is incredibly important: if you're in California or Minnesota and rely on Medicaid for health care, YOU ARE STILL COVERED. You should not delay care because of Oz's bullshit. </>

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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 14/07/2026

But revenge is also objectively good in this kind of situation. The other word for "revenge" is "deterrence." We need to make sure anyone else who is tempted to try to overthrow multiracial democracy knows that they're on a clock

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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Speaking as just one guy who sues the government a lot: This basically does not happen. It is a transparent effort to shut down further inquiry by conceding relief. What they are seeking to cover up must be unspeakably bad.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It wouldn’t be the perfect metaphor for his presidency if he didn’t concoct a conspiracy by ‘dumocrats’ to blame for his fiasco.

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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

DOJ announces list of Minnesotans who will never pay for their own drinks again

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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/06/2026

If you can’t tax billionaires & trillionaire because “its unrealized gains until they cash out,” then stop letting them leverage that wealth for loans, as collateral, or as equity. If it’s not real enough to tax—it shouldn’t be real enough to leverage. Abolish billionaires—Protect working people.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I bet he cried actual human tears last night #KennedyCenter

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

That studio crew better give Trey Gowdy a couple pints of human blood to drink before he eats one of them

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

It’s weird how Trump can go scorched earth on any Republican who advocated releasing the Epstein files and the media doesn’t treat it like a pretty conclusive admission of guilt.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

i just dont want to see democrats get roped into a “man off” in every competitive race, i want them to respond by pointing out you are insecure about your tiny dick if you tie your own masculinity to a political party

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If I ever get the chance to meet him, I’m going to grab him by the pussy.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Once you realize that we're all in Hell together you can stop worrying about it quite so much and relax.

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Diana B. Henriques @dianabhenriques.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Under the thesis that "when you're explaining, you're losing," I guess this bogus argument from this trivial-taxpayer is encouraging. How about we tax him at the same effective rate as that teacher in Queens? At the very least, that would inject a dose of fairness into the situation.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Important to recognize she's not an idiot, she knows the data centers being built are AI-specific and that the extreme power and cooling demands arise specifically from GPUs, not data storage or transmission. She's repeating lies that lobbyists told her to say to confuse the public.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

If I were the opposition party I'd be saying anyone involved in creating this corrupt scheme will be prosecuted but also anyone accepting payments from it will at minimum be required to pay back the full sum with interest

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

remember when trump shit himself on live tv in the oval office and that one lady was like oh no

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Anyone else in Minneapolis going to see Steph Tolev tonight?

STEPH TOLEV
5.2
7 & 930PM
SOLD OUT
Parkway Theater, Minneapolis

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

An absolutely baffling time to be an historian of apocalyptic thought. Like my man is just straight up doing Antichrist stuff and I am meant to be normal???

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If only there were a way (besides buying oil stocks) to bet against these idiots…

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/04/2026

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Legacy media, various levels of actual government, and the academic institutions themselves all did what they could to misrepresent the protests as antisemitism. Kids faced harsh consequences for their speech. That has a profound chilling effect. Also, student protest organizers graduate.

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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

sure didn't expect to see this on JP news.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Surgeon won’t operate on my torn bicep/shoulder because it’s outside the 2-month window of the injury (2 months out was the soonest appointment available). Living in the USA. 🎶

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a man wearing headphones and sunglasses is smiling in a picture frame .

Alt: James Brown in a television studio wearing giant yellow sunglasses and smiling like he’s coked out of his mind.

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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

How many people would be alive today if SCOTUS hadn’t nullified the Fourteenth Amendment’s Disqualification Clause? How many families would be whole? How many lives would be prosperous and happy?

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I have been browbeating my maga dad via text message multiple times a day, every single day, for weeks now. It sucks loving a dumb jerk, but it’s great having someone to hurl invective at over this world historical cataclysm.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

“The Constitution is not a suicide pact.”* *Second Amendment excluded

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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The constitutional remedy for a president who orders money to be spent from the Treasury without an appropriation from Congress is impeachment, removal, disqualification, and a criminal trial for violating the Anti-Deficiency Act.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

At the gym pondering the etymology of dumbbell. These stupid bells can’t even ring.

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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The LOLest of LOLs. But seriously this fuckery needs to stop. NASA wasn’t perfect but we had plans and strategies built from community input and a vague grip on reality.

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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Twin Cities to Chicago high-speed rail

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

As a ginger, I am allowed to say that this dude really does deserve to be kicked.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

As a ginger, I am allowed to say that this dude really does deserve to be kicked.

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/03/2026

Just a friendly reminder from your local tenant's rights lawyer: in Minnesota your landlord can't make you shovel the walk (or do any sort of maintenance) unless they're directly compensating you for the work. Minn. Stat. § 504B.161, subd. 2. www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit...

§Subd. 2.Tenant maintenance. The landlord or licensor may agree with the tenant or licensee that the tenant or licensee is to perform specified repairs or maintenance, but only if the agreement is supported by adequate consideration and set forth in a conspicuous writing. No such agreement, however, may waive the provisions of subdivision 1 or relieve the landlord or licensor of the duty to maintain common areas of the premises.

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Why does he say “would” and not “will”?

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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Meta Glasses: Made by creeps for creeps.

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David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I love how Trump is like, “DEFEND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ!!!!” And the Navy’s like, “nah, we’re not going to do that.”

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