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Kyle Nelson

@kylenelson.bsky.social
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Twin Cities photo/design guy | clueless oaf | he/him fotoapparatchik.com

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Jay Boller @jayboller.bsky.social · 6h
I've basically only been having conversations about the Minnesota Fighting Pike for the past two weeks. Here's what I heard:
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rain is a very special weather event for the Slayer fandom
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That @icbymmwt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google's AI summary says The Mothman isn't real, which is solid evidence to the contrary imo
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That @icbymmwt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every radio dj in the twin cities this morning:
adrienne barbeau in the fog (1980)
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It feels like a good week for Posting
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 27/09/2026
Covid-Conscious Hooters
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dogsitting so I'm showing him how cool the Lateralus album booklet is
Schnauzer puppy being shown TOOL's Lateralus album Schnauzer puppy being shown TOOL's Lateralus album
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Met a new friend
Dog peacefully waiting for their human while sitting by a bike rack
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thought leaders thinking bout Hamms
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nestor-makflow.bsky.social @nestor-makflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Optimizing navigation algorithms by minimizing total distance traveled shows superior performance to minimizing total duration
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are the MOA Rainforest Café animatronics the same ones who witnessed 9/11?
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I spent all my weekend Mana on Friday and don't have enough for healing spells
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun for the whole family
Ken Russell's The Devils ticket
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the band's bassist looks at you like this, you're about to die in that pit
A carved wood Santa with an upright bass and a stern expression
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 19/09/2026
had big feelings about the Phoebe Bridgers show so I wrote about it. leaflet.pub/186b261b-930...
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we just like each other fr fr
The last time I saw Phoebe Bridgers, we were both quite different than now. She played the Surly outdoor venue in frighteningly near-post-COVID environment. Our vaccines were still fresh. I joked that...
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The microwave should have the yellowest light in your home
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love 2 delete the AXS app immediately after a concert
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good stuff
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW! How MPD Built a Police Surveillance Operation Around Renee Good’s Memorial — and What It Cost the Community MPD dedicated 101 personnel to a memorial deployment where just seven people were holding vigil. It was part of a four-day MPD operation that generated $1.92 million in overtime.
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How MPD Built a Police Surveillance Operation Around Renee Good’s Memorial — and What It Cost the Community
Records reveal a coordinated system of drones, city cameras, command-post intelligence, body-worn and helmet cameras, person and vehicle checks, and evidence preservation around the memorial site as p...
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daviss @daviss.org · 17/09/2026
DYING FETUS at the Uptown Theater. UPTOWN IS BACK! Minneapolis in September 2026
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KoRn is September music
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's always next season
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't believe that Slayer album is already 25 today
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Racket @racketmn.com · 10/09/2026
What if you heard music everywhere you went instead of... nothing?
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Let’s Make Minneapolis Louder! - Racket
Music makes a city feel like a place where people enjoy living. Let’s have more of it on the streets of Minneapolis.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thank you, @trylon.org, for spelling it like this
Showtime listing for THE VVITCH
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You should ONLY use film for photos at The Renaissance Festival. Digital isn't period-accurate
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FishCam gone
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Impressive stump situation
Stumps in a yard but it's not Stump Party or even winter
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We are one day closer to Beanie Season
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I see "Protein Soda" I assume it's just bugs
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Racket @racketmn.com · 05/09/2026
At the Great Minnesota Get-Together, humanity shines as bright as the midday Midway sun.
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Enjoy 43 Lovely Portraits of Minnesotans Thriving at the 2026 MN State Fair - Racket
At the Great Minnesota Get-Together, humanity shines as bright as the midday Midway sun.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dan Patch just kicked my ass
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨 DNR FishCam at Grumpy's 🚨
DNR FishCam at the dive bar
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Year of the bindle
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Racket @racketmn.com · 02/09/2026
Buy the Racket book:
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Buy the Racket Book at Moon Palace - Racket
Our first-ever print product is available in-store now.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saw some dinosaurs
Prehistoric-ass rooster with bright red skin and black feathers. Doom metal plays in the distance A rooster in a cage mad-dogging through the grating
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Mad Cat 🌹 @madcatfanatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am not biased: episodes with @ultra_merethon are the best and funniest. This one was especially good.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lobotomy no insurance Lobotomies near me Lobotomy coupon Promo code lobotomy
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is cinnamon wood?
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble qt
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i can’t believe how good at something so many people are
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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"A Definitive Ranking of Whether Each Anthropomorphic Cookies On The Martha's Bucket Can 'Get It'", my latest for Racket.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going back to school for DVD menu design
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't think Burnsville, MN needs its own subreddit
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My whole second monitor at work is the DNR FishCam.
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy Tummyache Eve to all fairgoers
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Kyle Nelson @kylenelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bad news for off-brand Disney adults
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Racket @racketmn.com · 26/08/2026
well would you look at that
Copies of "Racket: The First Five Years' with shiny red foil lettering.
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