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@davemuse.bsky.social
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Mittens maketh man. Games / books / politics. He/him 🌈 gaymer

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 7h
Q would like a word.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/08/2026
"You Have Died Of Trickle-Down Economics."

[A covered wagon pulled by an ox in green/black Oregon Trail.]
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can we take just a few seconds to acknowledge the birth of a new classic meme
Vertical split screen of William Shatner appearing as a guest on Brent Spiner's podcast: referring to the 2025 romantic film Pillion, Shatner asks Spigner "The world of homosexuality I'm not familiar with. Are you?" Spiner, with an expression that seems at once weary and astonished, replies "to a degree."
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davemuse.bsky.social @davemuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Took my mom to see Sylvia. Wow. What a superb show. Turns out Beverley Knight's voice can bring me to tears. Also loved the politics of protest that ran through it
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just an absolutely delightful interview, just the sort of thing it's impossible to read without smiling. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘He was devastatingly sexy’: Frasier’s Jane Leeves and David Hyde Pierce on the love between Daphne and Niles
From a breathless tango to a kiss that sent fans wild, the pair crafted a sensational seven-year TV crush. The real-life best friends talk first impressions, Casablanca moments – and having hot husban...
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An important thread from the brilliant @joannahs.bsky.social
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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davemuse.bsky.social @davemuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was fun though of course I changed it multiple times. Me and my 9 albums
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here are my suggestions for how to punish Manchester City
Possible Punishments for Manchester City

1. The Goat Punishment
The Manchester City goalkeeper must hold a baby goat in his hands for the next 100 matches. If he drops or discards the goat, or attempts to place the goat in a backpack that he then wears, the opposing team will be awarded a penalty and the goalkeeper will have to hold an adult goat.

2. The Giant Boot Punishment
All of the football boots of the Manchester City players are replaced with boots that are four sizes too big for their feet. If any player attempts to remove his giant boots and play in his socks, the whole team will have to put on new boots that are five sizes too big for their feet. 

3. The Puzzle Punishment
Before a Manchester City player is allowed to take a shot towards the opposition's goal, that player must solve a puzzle. It could be a crossword puzzle, a jigsaw, that day's Wordle or even an unsolved murder case. They won't know beforehand. Until they have completed the puzzle, they are prohibited from shooting. 

4. The Nickelback Punishment
A Nickelback album is played on the PA system throughout every Manchester City match. “But won't this be annoying to the opposition too?” you ask. No because they'll be allowed to wear noise-cancelling headphones to block out the terrible noise.

5. The Large Coat Punishment
For every match, all Manchester City players must wear a large coat. “That doesn't sound so bad,” I hear you say. Well, that's because you're not imagining a large enough coat. It would be huge. Like a very, very long wedding dress (and they're not allowed to hire bridesmaids to help hold it up). I really can't adequately describe how large this coat would be but just take my word for it – it's a really big coat.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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davemuse.bsky.social @davemuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Visited the motherland
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
15 years ago, FromSoftware released a video game that changed gaming forever. A punishing but fun experience that pushed you to the limit. It gave us some amazing boss fights in some beautiful locations. Happy anniversary, Dark Souls.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you I have written the whole poem. Ed Sheeran’s “The Raven” awaits you at www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy
A photo of some blurry text on a laptop screen, mostly the title “Ed Sheeran’s The Raven” is visible.
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Ed Nightingale @ednights.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It might be basic with shallow repetitive combat, but I still enjoyed Wolverine more than I expected - mainly because the story between these two has so much heart and is so well performed. Still I wish it had been an X-Men game playing as multiple characters to give more variety.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She was brilliant and sharp and warm - three things that very rarely go together. We were Twitter friends for years and she was one of those steadfastly moral and compassionate voices who made every day online nicer place to be. I am so deeply sorry to read this www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...
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Bonnie Greer, writer and cultural commentator, dies aged 77
The British-American novelist and playwright who regularly appeared on panel shows will be remembered for her ‘warmth, humour and generosity’, says her husband
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m saddened to hear of Bonnie Greer’s death, she was a passionate advocate of the arts, culture, education, and decency in society, and she will be missed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bonnie Greer: British-American author and critic dies at 77
Her husband says the playwright and cultural and political commentator died after a brief illness.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I laughed
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's important to know that however many Tarzan books, movies and TV shows you think there are, you're wrong.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This photo kills millennials.
Ash Ketchum, once the very best, now stands before a bathroom mirror, hat in hand, comb-over crossing his bald patch, stubble making him look like Misty left and took the kids. A Pikachu, likely descended from his long dead best friend, sits, looking at the shallow husk before him. Pika? Pika indeed. He was the very best, like no one ever was. But now? Now he's just alone.

Sorry about the childhood, folks.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The "stop the boats" movement is being driven by the type of English suburban racist who thinks that one black family living in their street is one too many. Yes, it really is as simple as that, and it has been for decades. There is no intellectual depth to this stuff. It is pure, distilled hate.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two of Us featured a same sex kiss. The film was pulled, then broadcast late at night with the single kiss removed. Yet when it was repeated, the original tape was secretly taken out of the BBC's film library and the kiss was edited back in. It was broadcast. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘That was all secret’: the ‘gay mole’ who fought the BBC to show the first queer kiss on kids’ TV
Everyone thinks Byker Grove broke the taboo in 1994, but another teen drama got there first. Here’s the astonishing story of Two of Us, which put a gay relationship on UK screens – and was the origina...
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.
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Laura Gordon @lauragordon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This government reminds me of Joe Biden. Biden didn't want to be the prosecute Trump president, he wanted to pass an infrastructure bill. Burnham doesn't want to be the take on the hard right PM, he wants to do social care reform and devo. But you have to do the task you're set or face disaster.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/09/2026
man can you imagine the VIBES at Reform's conference right now, the AMBIENCE, hahahahahahaha
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aspirationalbob.bsky.social @aspirationalbob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What? *reads* One more time. Read it back to yourself out loud. No, if you're happy with that that's fine. It's your newspaper.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
again, the knowledge that coverage like this now happens because of some people who call themselves feminists drives me insane - must everyone who happened to have been born a girl be seen through the lens of "but what about breastfeeding"? is that really what we're doing, again?
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Book prints for your home ✨ on sale at $15 and now shipping internationally 🙂 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...
Photo of a paperback paradise book cover print in a frame. Cover features two men facing off on a chess board in space, title reads: 10,000 years in the future it finally happens…

MEN TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS 

by Tender B. Cryin
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE
Dolly Parton stars as the German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/08/2026
honestly I think literally all gigs should do this, sincerely don't understand what people believe they're achieving by not meaningfully watching a gig and instead filming a video they will obviously never watch again, hateful behaviour, get rid
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I absolutely love this that someone just posted on linkedin clearly created by AI without even rudimentary checking. Surrey appears to be trying to escape to France. Staffordshire and Oxfordshire have annexed Wales. And Labour are very strong in the county of "Monthiste". Which has never existed.
AI generated map of the UK with hallucinations up the wazoo
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Alix Mortimer @alixmortimer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This seems sub-optimal
Know before you go 
• Keep in mind this secluded rocky cove is a designated naturist beach
• Visitors highlight the great snorkeling at Crvene Stijene, but beware of territorial wasps
• RV5J+5W, 52100, Banjole, Croatia
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Six months of Super Nintendo! And it's my birthday this week! This book is the culmination of 20 years' work as a games journalist - all the time I've spent interviewing Nintendo creatives and thinking deeply about games and the place they occupy in our lives. Pick up a copy linktr.ee/super_nintendo
Keza with the colourful UK and US editions of her book Super Nintendo, a cultural history of the world's most beloved game company
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's her time
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Half gave me a jumpscare
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 13/08/2026
And now time for that uniquely British summer tradition: where we castigate ourselves, our education system and most of all our young people for going on to be better educated than ever before.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/08/2026
It feels mad how blasé we seem to be about an incessant run of weather that (a) will have killed a lot of older/vulnerable people and (b) will cause havoc with agricultural supply/prices.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 07/08/2026
Finally, someone drawing attention to the male crisis of too few Brandon Sanderson novels.
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