Reposted by Dark Satellites Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob 931614143
Reposted by Dark Satellites Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David. 731388348
Reposted by Dark Satellites Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026more of this. broadcast in every single screen possible how vile these people are. 073
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know this whole website is only 38 but let me tell ya this is every day after 40 000
Reposted by Dark Satellites Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wasn't sure if I wanted to sit for 4 hours but I am definitely going to now 520115
Reposted by Dark Satellites e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026here's the trailer for "MUSK" youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10youtu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 712446
Reposted by Dark Satellites leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356161268
Reposted by Dark Satellites Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The polls are so bad that a pro-ICE Kansas Republican is now preemptively begging ICE to not shoot one of his constituents now that they're active in his state 301750402
Reposted by Dark Satellites Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work. 142189296
Reposted by Dark Satellites Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026Kobe Bryant is trapped inside this with a bunch of muppets 2642
Reposted by Dark Satellites Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars. 19852260
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One cannot understand the plot of LOST until one actually lives it 000
Reposted by Dark Satellites Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So many of these dudes belong in jail. 1435976
Reposted by Dark Satellites End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Chud Mind Cannot Process The Concept of Insurance 2774
Reposted by Dark Satellites ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113476033
Reposted by Dark Satellites Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786362553
Reposted by Dark Satellites Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways. 803182571
Reposted by Dark Satellites Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026spoke to Lina Khan today about the AI madness and what the hell we should be doing to hold these companies accountable (in a way that takes their power seriously but doesn't buy into every narrative) full pod coming in the AM! 11492101
Reposted by Dark Satellites Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The GOP has collapsed so far into far right authoritarianism that it has lost <checks notes> Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, George Will, & Bill Kristol, & yet somehow our National Conversation™️ remains focused disproportionately on whether Democrats are veering too far left into socialism 🤷♂️🤦♂️ 17516160
Reposted by Dark Satellites cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665
Reposted by Dark Satellites Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed. 221091363
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Our bravest dogs just want to serve our country. Our best boys. Our goodest girls. 000
Reposted by Dark Satellites W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid 983634460
Reposted by Dark Satellites BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Eric Bienemy is back so he and Andy are watching film from 1911 again 1546631
Reposted by Dark Satellites CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I let out a loud "whoop" at the replays 415818
Reposted by Dark Satellites jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election 20178341894
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Can you imagine Tom Cruise explaining Thetans to Travis Kelce 000
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every time I pick up my phone and read something I mutter to myself "I am so fucking sick of these stupid assholes" and I don't feel the need to really go deeper than that anymore 010
Reposted by Dark Satellites Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking. 186151372694
Reposted by Dark Satellites lucas, ho chi minh thot @antioccident.bsky.social · 13/09/2026that's a nice sense of justice you got there be a shame if a power structure you live under gets dominated by those who feel laws should protect the in-group without binding then, and bind the out-group without protecting them 0134
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This greedy traitor asshole is starting to sweat 000
Reposted by Dark Satellites Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There have to be so many prosecutions. This all can’t just be forgotten or papered over. 593238899
Reposted by Dark Satellites Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it must be infuriating to be a New Yorker today listening to all these 9/11 tributes from conservatives who don’t believe New York counts as America on any other day of the calendar 151250174
Reposted by Dark Satellites Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202... 1362356430
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Now do this moment in presidential history! 001
Reposted by Dark Satellites Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bunch of people about to realize they’re gonna have trouble finding jobs when they get disbarred in two years 530138
Reposted by Dark Satellites Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question” 171996343
Reposted by Dark Satellites Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Incredible sentence. 1104718560
Reposted by Dark Satellites Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is a good compromise for the Democratic leadership who thinks that accountability for Trump is too dangerous for swing districts, and accountability for Vought too boring: High-profile hearings and consequences for Elon Musk! 217541
Reposted by Dark Satellites Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer. 322675672
Reposted by Dark Satellites DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573643
Reposted by Dark Satellites elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/09/2026yeah i worry a lot about the possibility that the postwar era is an interregnum and that we are locked into some nightmarish cycle in which the death drive dominates and we destroy our world and then we decide that was a bad idea and rebuild it … and then we forget and destroy it all over again 7969
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The phrase "the inevitable boredom of men with the good" will be repeating in my head for some time now 🫠 001
Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thinking about writing a cult classic music book about a misunderstood genre that really turns people on to some groovy sounds and inspires everyone, probably call it Buttrocksampler 000
Reposted by Dark Satellites Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog 403635549