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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more of this. broadcast in every single screen possible how vile these people are.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know this whole website is only 38 but let me tell ya this is every day after 40
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn't sure if I wanted to sit for 4 hours but I am definitely going to now
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
here's the trailer for "MUSK" youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The polls are so bad that a pro-ICE Kansas Republican is now preemptively begging ICE to not shoot one of his constituents now that they're active in his state
When ICE operates in Kansas, it needs to coordinate with our local law enforcement. Our sheriffs and police know these communities better than anyone, and working together keeps officers and residents safe.
I'm closely following what's happening in SW Kansas and have been in direct contact with Secretary Mullin and local law enforcement as ICE executes warrants in order to keep Kansans safe.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026
Kobe Bryant is trapped inside this with a bunch of muppets
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One cannot understand the plot of LOST until one actually lives it
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many of these dudes belong in jail.
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Chud Mind Cannot Process The Concept of Insurance
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 18/09/2026
the predator handshake meme with “people reading about the civil war” and “people who love this “video” shaking on “sherman did nothing wrong”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
spoke to Lina Khan today about the AI madness and what the hell we should be doing to hold these companies accountable (in a way that takes their power seriously but doesn't buy into every narrative) full pod coming in the AM!
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The GOP has collapsed so far into far right authoritarianism that it has lost <checks notes> Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, George Will, & Bill Kristol, & yet somehow our National Conversation™️ remains focused disproportionately on whether Democrats are veering too far left into socialism 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our bravest dogs just want to serve our country. Our best boys. Our goodest girls.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eric Bienemy is back so he and Andy are watching film from 1911 again
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I let out a loud "whoop" at the replays
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can you imagine Tom Cruise explaining Thetans to Travis Kelce
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I pick up my phone and read something I mutter to myself "I am so fucking sick of these stupid assholes" and I don't feel the need to really go deeper than that anymore
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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lucas, ho chi minh thot @antioccident.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that's a nice sense of justice you got there be a shame if a power structure you live under gets dominated by those who feel laws should protect the in-group without binding then, and bind the out-group without protecting them
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This greedy traitor asshole is starting to sweat
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There have to be so many prosecutions. This all can’t just be forgotten or papered over.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it must be infuriating to be a New Yorker today listening to all these 9/11 tributes from conservatives who don’t believe New York counts as America on any other day of the calendar
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Bin Laden was equally clear about how he thought terrorism would yield his desired result. In a March 1997 CNN interview with Peter Bergen, he spoke of transferring “the battle into the United States.” In a May 2000 speech, he told supporters that the war would henceforth be waged “against the United States, in the United States.” Americans, he observed to ABC’s John Miller in 1998, cannot tolerate pain, and will react to attacks not by fighting back and blaming al‑Qaeda, but instead by asking “what their government has done that forced us to defend ourselves.” In a November 2001 interview, he hinted at a theory of political change in America: Its citizens should “take the same stand that they did previously,” when they protested the Vietnam War and the presidents who waged it.
Nelly Lahoud, a professor at the Army War College and the author of the definitive book on the Abbottabad documents, told me this political pipe dream was bin Laden’s whole plan: “to replicate the anti–Vietnam War movement of the United States, to get the American public to put pressure on the U.S. government to withdraw its forces from the Middle East.” The documents reveal a man and an organization blindsided by the American reaction to the September 11 attacks. Bin Laden and his associates “didn’t think that the United States would respond by waging war,” Lahoud said. He did not contemplate or plan for the long-term occupation of Afghanistan, nor did he expect the methodical killing of his operatives in a campaign that lasted years.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now do this moment in presidential history!
W ducking a shoe
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bunch of people about to realize they’re gonna have trouble finding jobs when they get disbarred in two years
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a good compromise for the Democratic leadership who thinks that accountability for Trump is too dangerous for swing districts, and accountability for Vought too boring: High-profile hearings and consequences for Elon Musk!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/09/2026
yeah i worry a lot about the possibility that the postwar era is an interregnum and that we are locked into some nightmarish cycle in which the death drive dominates and we destroy our world and then we decide that was a bad idea and rebuild it … and then we forget and destroy it all over again
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The phrase "the inevitable boredom of men with the good" will be repeating in my head for some time now 🫠
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is so cursed and I must watch it
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thinking about writing a cult classic music book about a misunderstood genre that really turns people on to some groovy sounds and inspires everyone, probably call it Buttrocksampler
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is so good you guys
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