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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 23h
I'm sure the NY Times tomorrow will have another story about Hasan Piker, and not a mention of the VP's "intellectual guru" saying this...
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish Adam Hamilton understood that. He just speaks platitudes about moving forward and delivering on kitchen table issues. It's clearly preferable to have him in the Senate over Marshall, but winning this Senate seat in Kansas will bring its own frustrations.
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we’re gonna win a senate seat in Kansas for the first time in 96 years and Roger Marshall is gonna spend the rest of the year in a dark room with his head in his hands wondering how the fuck he managed to lose in Kansas
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Abolish ICE.
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 06/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he just found out they're not really invisible, didn't he?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
General Zod: "Kneel before Claude"
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more of this. broadcast in every single screen possible how vile these people are.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know this whole website is only 38 but let me tell ya this is every day after 40
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn't sure if I wanted to sit for 4 hours but I am definitely going to now
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
here's the trailer for "MUSK" youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The WTC-less skyline in the intro says 2000s but Carmela's home decor says 1995
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The polls are so bad that a pro-ICE Kansas Republican is now preemptively begging ICE to not shoot one of his constituents now that they're active in his state
When ICE operates in Kansas, it needs to coordinate with our local law enforcement. Our sheriffs and police know these communities better than anyone, and working together keeps officers and residents safe.
I'm closely following what's happening in SW Kansas and have been in direct contact with Secretary Mullin and local law enforcement as ICE executes warrants in order to keep Kansans safe.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026
Kobe Bryant is trapped inside this with a bunch of muppets
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One cannot understand the plot of LOST until one actually lives it
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many of these dudes belong in jail.
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Chud Mind Cannot Process The Concept of Insurance
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 18/09/2026
the predator handshake meme with “people reading about the civil war” and “people who love this “video” shaking on “sherman did nothing wrong”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
spoke to Lina Khan today about the AI madness and what the hell we should be doing to hold these companies accountable (in a way that takes their power seriously but doesn't buy into every narrative) full pod coming in the AM!
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The GOP has collapsed so far into far right authoritarianism that it has lost <checks notes> Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, George Will, & Bill Kristol, & yet somehow our National Conversation™️ remains focused disproportionately on whether Democrats are veering too far left into socialism 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a McMurray
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm surprised we're not takin the ring to Mordor right now
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our bravest dogs just want to serve our country. Our best boys. Our goodest girls.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eric Bienemy is back so he and Andy are watching film from 1911 again
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I let out a loud "whoop" at the replays
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can you imagine Tom Cruise explaining Thetans to Travis Kelce
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I pick up my phone and read something I mutter to myself "I am so fucking sick of these stupid assholes" and I don't feel the need to really go deeper than that anymore
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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lucas, ho chi minh thot @antioccident.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that's a nice sense of justice you got there be a shame if a power structure you live under gets dominated by those who feel laws should protect the in-group without binding then, and bind the out-group without protecting them
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This greedy traitor asshole is starting to sweat
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There have to be so many prosecutions. This all can’t just be forgotten or papered over.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it must be infuriating to be a New Yorker today listening to all these 9/11 tributes from conservatives who don’t believe New York counts as America on any other day of the calendar
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Bin Laden was equally clear about how he thought terrorism would yield his desired result. In a March 1997 CNN interview with Peter Bergen, he spoke of transferring “the battle into the United States.” In a May 2000 speech, he told supporters that the war would henceforth be waged “against the United States, in the United States.” Americans, he observed to ABC’s John Miller in 1998, cannot tolerate pain, and will react to attacks not by fighting back and blaming al‑Qaeda, but instead by asking “what their government has done that forced us to defend ourselves.” In a November 2001 interview, he hinted at a theory of political change in America: Its citizens should “take the same stand that they did previously,” when they protested the Vietnam War and the presidents who waged it.
Nelly Lahoud, a professor at the Army War College and the author of the definitive book on the Abbottabad documents, told me this political pipe dream was bin Laden’s whole plan: “to replicate the anti–Vietnam War movement of the United States, to get the American public to put pressure on the U.S. government to withdraw its forces from the Middle East.” The documents reveal a man and an organization blindsided by the American reaction to the September 11 attacks. Bin Laden and his associates “didn’t think that the United States would respond by waging war,” Lahoud said. He did not contemplate or plan for the long-term occupation of Afghanistan, nor did he expect the methodical killing of his operatives in a campaign that lasted years.
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Dark Satellites @darksatellites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now do this moment in presidential history!
W ducking a shoe
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