dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/07/2026another clickbait headline. just tell us the name of the damn species!! 1360
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 14/06/2026to celebrate the knicks win I’m heading down to my local bodega for a “new york” style hotdog with extra ketchup 01366
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 07/06/2026not much just flying in literally the world’s largest plane 81052
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/05/2026well it’s a good thing they’re building them in notoriously chilly phoenix 2977
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/05/2026the best part of my work's email system is the button to report coworkers listening to jambands 2823
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 30/04/2026The newly hired bus driver, Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, declined to comment on the incident, citing a pending investigation 1442
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/04/2026oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms 392105393
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 06/03/2026nice it you got there. it would be a shame if someone were to 090
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 02/03/2026not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline 361473196
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/01/2026After retiring from flying Sully became a train engineer. it did not go well 070
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 20/12/2025man they really need to do a better job of redacting these 5710
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/12/2025in some personal news I came into a small fortune and quit my job today 1610
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 06/11/2025Heads up! If your feed feels especially sparse and devoid of thoughtless drivel lately, check your content filter settings. While well intended, the new default settings are borderline draconian 1122523
