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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

PREMIER LEAGUE: Why do you have £5k cash in your car? MAN CITY: Because I am rich.

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why does Jaga from Thundercats look like Dr Ottomanhattan

A blue, glowing ghost with a spiky helmet and a cape why does a ghost need a helmet

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

finally a stadium fit for Deshaun Watson

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dick Jacker

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"It's worth noting that in the previous World Cup meeting between these two sides, three decades ago when most of the players on the pitch today's parents hadn't even met each other, blah blah, blah blah."

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026

Being a woman rocks because if you use AI you’re stupid and if you don’t use AI you’re dumb

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

BBC: "What a 1st half we've just seen. 9 goals, the lead changed hands 4 times, both teams down to 9 men after a fracas that spilled out of the technical area onto the pitch. But don't forget, England's match against Zaire or whatever is just 72 hours away, so let's get the latest from their camp. "

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Scandifriend @scandifriend.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Don Quixote, Pedro Almodavar, Julio Iglesias, Francisco Goya, can you hear me? Your boys just took one hell of a drawing.

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Rick B @handle.invalid · 26/05/2026

Tony Blair is what happens when you don’t punish your war criminals.

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Breaking: Tony Blair joins Reform

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Patrick Harvie @patrickharvie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Spot the difference between "Tony Blair says" and "Nigel Farage says"

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Oh good, Tony Blair's still got opinions about things and stuff. That's nice.

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Danny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026

Google you will never ever replace gamefaqs walkthroughs you can’t

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Feel like Southampton FC should probably stop calling themselves Saints at this point. Seems a bit inappropriate.

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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

All other countries have the same message on their screens. #Eurovision

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

So #Eurovision lets people vote before they’ve seen a single song? This system’s even more dodgier than First Past The Post.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026

They are against taxes not because it costs them anything they would miss, but rather specifically because they *want* a system in which utilities, roads, medical care & other social goods are only accessible to them. It’s just a form of oppression.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

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Fade Resistant @faderesistant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Introducing WORMTONGUE, makers of an innovative AI-powered life coach that whispers advice into your ears via AirPods and subtly steals your life essence

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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Everything about my common sense tells me that something in society has been going really weird since the popularisation of online platforms whose chiefest feature is algorithms designed to encourage bullying and fascism.

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The Lancashire Hotpots @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Found on my walk this morning ❤️

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2026

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

A Kalshi ad that says "We don't do death markets"

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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026

The thing about gambling becoming the backbone of our economy is that while I think that’s a bad idea at any time it seems like an especially bad idea to do it specifically while we have a president notorious for bankrupting casinos

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

i celebrate st. patrick’s day as the lord intended, by helicoptering a snake over my head and heaving it at a protestant

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 16/03/2026

I'd run Derrick Henry right up the middle for 3 quarters and wear them down before he breaks one

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 08/03/2026

Kinda fucked up that they made International Women's day the same as Daylight Savings so that women only get 23 hours

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I really like that bit in Temple of Doom where Indie goes, "See you later BAD GUY" and then slams the door on the airplane, revealing he's stowing away on BAD GUY SHIPPING INC

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AJS @andystoin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Maybe don't threaten to invade Greenland then, you absolute tit.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 23/02/2026

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 23/02/2026

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Any time someone nicks a Kenyan / Ethiopian runner, they should have to send an athlete of equivalent value in the opposite direction. Kenya should have former Swiss dudes in the Winter Olympics and former Welsh dudes in the snooker.

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Bonus points if they set bail at £12 mill.

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Dan McKeown @dangmckeown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026