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I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.

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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Bluesky • @bluesky • 11/20/25
every time a software tool adds an Al feature nobody asked for, a human logs off
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Servers $200
Blocks $250
Moderation $600
Al features $3,600,000
Product $350
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someone who is good at social networks please help me budget this. my users are all downloading bluesky
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kelly Clarkson could’ve had this
Pete Rose Cincinnati Reds Coffee Table ($1,250)
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going out classy
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
um … ah … hmmm … 🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UPDATE: Florida killed Curtis Beasley this evening. Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/09/2026
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Comic strip: Outside Brain

Me waking up and looking at phone: OH NO, WE’re LATE!

MY BRAIN, outside my body: DONT JUST SIT THERE!
START GETTING READY IN A RUSHED, HALF -ASSED WAY THAT ENDS UP TAKING LONGER!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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isaac @sevier.io · 21/09/2026
"what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded into poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who knows what these filthy Québécois are bringing into our country?!?! @theonion.com @hogwater.bsky.social @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Chad C @chadc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran! But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
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Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A pedophile worked for the campaign of Ohio GOP Senator Jon Husted. Husted fired him. The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money. Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 02/09/2026
boosters want us to believe opponents of data centers are a bunch of nimbys that just indiscriminately oppose development. they don’t want people to see (or hear!) what it’s actually like to live next to one of their monstrosities.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incredibly glad someone is talking about for-profit prisons. When I had a friend inside, he got too little food, forcing him to supplement from a commissary with money put into his account from folks outside. The prices were astronomical, bleeding funds from inmates' communities. It was appalling.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 17/08/2026
just inarguably true prospect.org/2026/08/17/a...
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Five Years Later, Biden Was Proven Right in Withdrawing From Afghanistan - The American Prospect
The country did not become a safe haven for global terrorism, and a U.S. presence is no longer a sitting duck for Iranian or Russian airstrikes.
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
once again this is useful for demonstrating that the media that spent 25 years using "gotta support the troops we love the troops do you support our brave troops" as a cudgel against anyone opposed to war were full of shit this entire time. they never even cared a little tiny bit about the troops
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14/08/2026
New: We pieced together dozens of violent incidents from the ICE agents seen in viral videos from Virginia this week. They've roamed across multiple states, but are most often working in Chicago. We also verified the identity of Martin Lagunas, the fed who pointed his gun at a woman on Monday:
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Chicago ICE team seen threatening drivers has roamed from Illinois to Minnesota to Virginia
A federal agent from Chicago identified by community members as 40-year-old Martin Lagunas was recorded pointing his gun in the face of a Virginia woman on Monday. His team of ICE agents has been docu...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did this Ai train on a student newspaper from a failing middle school?
Teen Cheerleader Abbie Lainton
Killed On Family Vacation at 16
Andrew Holleran
Wed, 12 August 2026 at 3:54 pm GMT-7 • 1 min read
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Teen cheerleader Abbie Lainton was tragically found dead on family vacation at just 16 years old this summer.
Lainton, a teen cheerleader from Great Britain, passed away during a vacation with her family in the Caribbean. The cheerleader, who is from Swindon, a town 80 miles west of London, was on vacation in the Dominican Republic on July 30.
She was found dead in a tragic accident.
The cheerleader was killed in an explosion on a boat, according to British publications, The Times and Metro. She was killed by injuries suffered in the blast.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ABOLISH ICE, PROSECUTE THE MFS
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Dana Goldstein @danagoldstein.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It seems like it would be ideal if there were *not* so many stories to report on the explosion of academic misconduct www.nytimes.com/2026/08/10/u...
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A.I. Agents Are Taking Entire Online Courses for Cheating Students (Gift Article)
As colleges and students embrace virtual classes, the ease of A.I. cheating is raising questions about the value of an online degree.
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Well this is terrifying. Good for him for fighting back…again.
Since then, Berulis has laid low. He filed a police report, included in the suit and viewed by WIRED, and had the car seen by a mechanic who, according to the report, found “that the driver-side front impact/airbag sensor had also been removed but noted that the remaining wires had been spliced together, completing the circuit in a manner that prevented the vehicle from detecting or logging the missing component, while also preventing the vehicle from activating its safety protocols, alerting the driver, or engaging limp mode.” The police report also indicates that fingerprints had been found on Berulis’ car. According to the police report, the case is now “inactive,” “due to the lack of any specific suspect information,” though the police’s intelligence unit was notified.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As we've known for a while, it's meeting people from different walks of life that turns you into a lib
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fun fact: DC has a street named Capitalsaurus Court after elementary school kids got council to name it that because of dinosaur bones discovered there during sewer construction in the 1890s that belong to a species thought to be unique to DC
The street sign for capitalsaurus court
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 08/08/2026
Amazon is investing in a natural-gas-burning power plant, as part of a huge A.I. data center in Texas, that could become the largest single source of climate pollution in the U.S., the company confirmed.
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New Amazon Data Center Stokes Worry It Would Be the Most Polluting Power Plant in the U.S.
The tech giant is investing in the natural-gas-burning power plant as part of a huge data center in Texas, even as it pledges to honor climate commitments.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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