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Lance

@daltrain.bsky.social
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I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.

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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who knows what these filthy Québécois are bringing into our country?!?! @theonion.com @hogwater.bsky.social @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess to be expected with CNN. But, c’mon.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this article is from 2024, so I’m sure their numbers have absolutely ballooned since then (lol) but still…
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lookit this dumb asshole
Rahm gazes at a braying jackass
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Amazing back to back here.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What? A berry?!?
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hope they’re paying royalties to Uncle Grandpa.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The thumbnails I see when I occasionally go on YouTube have an exceedingly high number of AI Carreys, as well.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I was recently alerted that his cooler is now on display at the Chicago History Museum.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That’s Republican, we count those.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It rules. And introduced me to Asha Puthli and Ajay Prassana, who looks like this! Badass!
A cool Indian dude with a rad mustache playing a flute.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hmm… 🤔
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s good to be skeptical of him but this is his comment in that thread. And the photo the thread is about. Platner never mentions the totenkopf. The photo is impossible to see for anyone without an eagle eye (it’s on the far left guy’s lapel). None of it is even remotely a smoking gun.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There is life outside of BlueSky
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Slimer drinks some Ecto Cooler
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Have you gotten one of the ice cream helmet dad caps yet?
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Awww…reminds me of my guy when we first got him a few months ago. Pictured getting into mischief, of course.
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