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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 5h

Got yelled at by a softball umpire today so cross that off the Dad Bucket List

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 10h

I’m gonna need Don Mattingly & Kevin Long out news so bad before midnight I tell you what

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t watch the Phillies game, so I’m gonna guess the score based on the posts of Phillies fans: 4-1 Braves

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 14h

These unearthed Songs in the Key of Life era songs are so good. “It’s Easier” feels like it could’ve easily made the album as is. What a heater Stevie was on back then.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This would be so much easier to take if this wasn’t the Braves, man

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Phillies have been unable to hit in big games for a Long, Long, Long, Long, Long time

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did Trea Turner move into the Ben Simmons-Nick Castellanos house?

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A reminder that my AIM handle at this time was KLIB3D or: Korn Limp Bizkit Incubus Blink-182 311 Deftones

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum throwing dimes into soft coverage and we got Andy Dalton tossing it into the D.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh my god. Oh my god god god god. (listening after the Birds game)

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Collinsworth talks about the Broncos needing a tush push situation and uses Josh Allen as his example. Not the guy who WAS the play for the last several years though.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“We dont see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like this often.” One minute later, a graphic shows Stafford is first all-time in throwing pick-6s.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m diving back into the “Choosin’ Texas” discourse. Because I’ve spent much time talking about great songs. So I objectively think “Choosin‘ Texas” is a very good if not great song, because it accomplishes exactly what it should. It was made to be a smash of a hit, and holy crap is it.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God it’s the worst. They’d better beat Atlanta so I can drink and watch them over the weekend.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This means the Phillies are absolutely winning today because I am gonna have to be pissed about being at work and not getting to watch a team I hate watching.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So I have heard this song, and plenty of times, and not because I’ve actively sought it out. Once in a while I’ll listen to 10 minutes of terrestrial pop radio … there it is. Or I’m running through Sirius stations … there it is.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The perfect Phillies story (I do not want this) is Wheeler blows out his arm à la Halladay and can’t pitch again, then Luzardo suffers some horrendous elbow injury that keeps him out for 1.5 years.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The one constant has been Kevin Long. A plague on this franchise.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey Jalen Hurts is the Eagles quarterback and, not sure if you’ve heard, but LeBron James plays for the Sixers? Honestly who cares about baseball?

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m at the 2nd place Houston Dynamo match and they’re getting pounded by the worst team in MLS. I absolutely blame the Phillies on this.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me, the only idiot who remembers ”Only You” by Yazoo at a critical moment in ”Can’t Hardly Wait.”

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m more excited for the firing of Kevin Long than I am for any playoff game. Like I’ll go to the bar and drink like it’s game 1 of the Wild Card series once the news is official.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I truly feel bad for folks at the game and rooting and such but an epic flameout in the last week of the season is how this chapter of Phillies baseball might have to end, unfortunately.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Spelling Bee is the most 1990s Price is Right game. Introduced in 1988 but looks so different from previous games. Bright and cheery, curved text, a little more complicated than most.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Honestly if they miss the playoffs and it’s the end of the Kevin Long Offense that SHOULD HAVE WON AT LEAST TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, I’m a happy man.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What’s the Peak of The Price is Right? Gotta be post-Plinko (though I find the game a touch overrated) but before the audience becomes way too meta. But is it during the Phone Home Game? So is it like 89-94? Thereabouts?

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Don Mattingly was the Yankees leader and top player during their worst 14-year stretch since Babe Ruth and dude keeps getting managerial jobs lol

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had one chocolate chip cookie and my stomach is rebelling.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just played third base in practice against a bunch of 9-year-old girls and yo I can get back out there and play semi-pro. Sign me up for a men’s league baby.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good thing the front office addressed this ahead of time by getting pitching depth in the offseason! Plus our relievers are great and not overworked at all!

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ooh does this mean I no longer have to pretend that “we found love right where we are” song is fine? Cause it’s hot garbage.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Whoa whoa whoa I have a family (we’re all gingers)

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now that the Chiefs are back, the Patriots have to stink again. Look I don't make the rules.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cowboys really looking 13-4 here, just like everyone has been saying

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don’t want any more stupid Eagles Christmas albums

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Love to come home and put on the Eagles only to find more Lions vs Saints. Biggest league in the world but can’t get TV right

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When an incredible win by Texas over top-ranked Ohio State, meaning our new No. 1 team in America is 12th-ranked Alabama.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know not every Manning is destined to be great. Just look at Eli.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Don’t waste your time on this Phillies team. Just move to football and potentially basketball.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Changing tires and lighting fires! Derek Hill baby!

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Geez these are the great Rams? Eagles by 40 every game.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I can’t watch this game because I live in Houston, don’t have cable, but I just went “OH” seeing “in play, run(s)”

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The courtesy light tap to the back as Maye falls out of bounds gets 15 yards. We’re back, baby!

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