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@daltrain.bsky.social
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I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.

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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Bluesky • @bluesky • 11/20/25
every time a software tool adds an Al feature nobody asked for, a human logs off
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Bluesky • @bluesky• 10/17/24
Servers $200
Blocks $250
Moderation $600
Al features $3,600,000
Product $350
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someone who is good at social networks please help me budget this. my users are all downloading bluesky
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
AI slop
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This story’s got legs
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wah gwan ya gonna do about it?
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I, personally, love that our entire economy is a house of cards constructed by the most self-aggrandizing, credulous rubes on the planet.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kelly Clarkson could’ve had this
Pete Rose Cincinnati Reds Coffee Table ($1,250)
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good ep. Lots of talk about pissing and shitting. 👍
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That first paragraph gives the game away. “It’s not pro-Ice. It’s not pro- anything.” Thou doth protest too much. Also, Trejo has nearly 500 acting credits on IMDb. Dude just takes anything his agent throws in front of him. Say that instead of acting like there’s some grand scheme going on. Jeez
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Depends on how big the groin is
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeesh. He wasn’t quite at Frankie Valli status last year at Riot Fest but oof
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She looks… crazier(?) here. How?
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going out classy
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So concise, so profound
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s legit going to be better than the next ppv
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do you talk about it like this fluff instead of just flatly saying he’s lying and bribing voters is illegal?
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rare Garfs
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
um … ah … hmmm … 🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, turning my least favorite Family Guy episodes (the creepy ones where Brian has sex with human women) into a whole series.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UPDATE: Florida killed Curtis Beasley this evening. Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t doubt they could scheme up some points. Just more shocked the Bears defense didn’t fall apart late
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy’s not a Christian, but he is indeed a giant moron. He blocked me for pointing out that a post he was making a long, sanctimonious rebuttal to was, in fact, a VERY obvious joke post.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slamin’ Jamin’
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s been building it for 12 years!!!!
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/09/2026
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plovers!
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This looks expensive, and thus, better
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Comic strip: Outside Brain

Me waking up and looking at phone: OH NO, WE’re LATE!

MY BRAIN, outside my body: DONT JUST SIT THERE!
START GETTING READY IN A RUSHED, HALF -ASSED WAY THAT ENDS UP TAKING LONGER!
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Robert Z’Dar ass
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unfortunately I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Seth Rogen produced this and cast himself as Launchpad to fulfill a lifelong dream because that seems like a thing he’d do.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow, I can’t believe this good thing about AI glasses happened to the CEO of the AI glasses company
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No. I’ll catch a couple matches if they pop up somewhere but otherwise wait until it’s on Max in a year. The Women’s #1 Contender and Men’s Tag Title match are the only matches I’m really interested in on both a storyline and workrate level. National, International and Trios seem cool but half-baked
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too late :\
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isaac @sevier.io · 21/09/2026
"what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded into poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t know how their corporate structure lays out, but their Chief Marketing Officer, Rodney Rambo, is black.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Previously I felt like “I obviously appreciate artists who speak out on the right side, but feel ambivalent toward cowards” but, man, this shit sucks so bad.
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who knows what these filthy Québécois are bringing into our country?!?! @theonion.com @hogwater.bsky.social @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social
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Lance @daltrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh yeah, these are the names of Strip Law characters
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.
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