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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ai is the future (there is no guarantee the future is good)
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
seeing posts with emoji bullet points and trying to guess if its ai or the person is just annoying
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
blueaky user: errm hows that vibe coding going for you? (they accidentally put their laptop in airplane mode)
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@ alt southern bath county school based desicion making association blueskeeting "the president is a lying pedophile" because who knows
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
political cartoon of st peter looking over a giant book called EPSTEIN FILES when judging drumpf hit send
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we gotta write a script that generates a csv and sends it to a distribution list
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Associate Marshallian Spillover Coordinator @stevenlandgraf.com · 12/08/2026
what if Hank Hill get ipad
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay, fine, he TRIED to do some of that stuff but the Supreme Court only let him get like 90% of the way there, so it doesn't count.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/07/2026
I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.
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Tiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...
Quote from a paragraph in the attached article.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/07/2026
It's always jarring to go from Jamf, MDM software that works properly, to Intune, where you have to properly pacify the machine spirits to get a Powershell script to run in a timely fashion
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
shout out to the creator of the word cloud. no idea what its supposed to tell me
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 13/07/2026
New from @josephinelee.bsky.social, in our magazine: Districts across the state are arresting and citing young children children for common misbehavior, leaving lasting trauma as the Legislature rejects bills to raise the age of criminal responsibility and floods schools with even more police.
texasobserver.org
In Texas Schools, a Crisis of Arrests of Kids as Young as 10
A groundbreaking data analysis shows how districts across the state are arresting and citing children for common misbehavior, leaving lasting trauma as the Legislature rejects bills to raise the age…
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/07/2026
In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the fuck
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 28/11/2023
[Job interview] Hiring manager: where do you see yourself in 5 years? My brain: Don't say driving a killdozer! Me: Driving a goaldozer through all of my challenges Hiring Manager: You're hired
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Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 06/07/2026
What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"
A screenshot from Adobe Acrobat showing the toolbar which includes the following options:
Edit a PDF
Generated Podcast [New]
Create PDF Space
Export a PDF
Create a PDF
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ReefSnax 🪸🦈 Gym Leader VTuber @reefsnax.pikaparty.social · 27/06/2026
The absolute state of gaming in the big 2026
Playstation, Xbox, and Epic Games send themselves back to the lobby with baffling business decisions, while Steam is executed by AI tech giants. Nintendo sits in the middle, confused and contemplating how it will live up to Playstation and Xbox's legendary failures.
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
happy pride month
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Sacha Greif @sachagreif.com · 20/05/2026
2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 14/05/2026
Two police officers from Gratis, Ohio, an all-white town per the US census, showed up at a majority Latinx public school in Cincinnati—50 miles away—to search for kids for ICE, disguised as a “wellness check.”
theguardian.com
Unauthorized ICE ‘wellness checks’ by police at Ohio schools draw outrage
Community members and rights groups criticize police arriving at Cincinnati schools on behalf of ICE
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 1. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 2. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 3. To be connected to a bot
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
so glad to have 4 years of "sleepy joe" discourse and bro just straight drooling on tv while watching john hitlerfuhrer present eugenics 2
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
unserious website
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
seems like a great technology to build literally everything on
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
helping people with tech rules because sometimes its like "yeah basically it sucks and doesnt work"
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 25/04/2026
claude code enables bsky's competitive five fives reliability; not everyone can manage 55.555% uptime
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:
hieroglyphs code
#coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This story is horrific. Worth noting that Target is not the only retailer using AI for theft prevention. It’s an entire industry. And if you’re looking for alternatives that are safer to shop at in this regard, you’re very likely out of luck. Small, non-corporate businesses probably your best bet.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He thought this one was a picture of him as an astronaut
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sad news for OpenAI customers as it has closed the Sora app and euthanized the top 1000 users, who Sam Altman will eat raw slivers of like human sashimi. "What this community made together mattered, and your refrigerated remains are delicious," he says in a written statement.
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
why dont we just send stuff through the gay of hormuz
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
things make more sense when looking at the US when you realize that most people operate under the assumption that there is a zero consequence solution to every problem and also that they have a divine right to it
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 07/03/2026
So true queen
Kamala shaking hands with CBP agents
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 30/01/2026
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
From: xlcm@microsoft.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000
XBOX
Notice of permanent enforcement action:
Harassment, threats, and/or abuse
DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. )
What happened
This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to
harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or
excessive.
Why we enforced
The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to:
• Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism
• Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players
• Griefing
• Extortion or manipulation
• Libel, defamation, or slander
• Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address
• Stalking
Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by
other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has
reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use
and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team
has enacted this suspension against your account.
How this enforcement affects you
Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles:
• On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live.
• On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be
reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games.
Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension.
Where to find more inf…
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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hortnon.bsky.social @hortnon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
hey bud his blood is on your hands and will never wash off
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carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
modern consumer tech rules because most of it doesn't really work and the only iteration on it is ai.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is everything everywhere now 😁👍
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