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Nate

@mnatesota.bsky.social
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The game day voice of USL2 regular season champions @mplscitysc.bsky.social. Augsburg University soccer PxP. Creative director. Generally pretty cool person.

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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, exactly the kind of talent this #MNUFC front office is known for identifying
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, it’s Groundhog Day… again.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Monopoly Man and Cruel Irony
ALT: Monopoly Man and Cruel Irony
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Instant legend
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Median Republican voter behavior
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Totally worth neutering the Open Cup for this.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head: 1. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. 2. Purplemonkeydishwasher 3. See my vest 🎵 4. …Then grease me up, woman! 5. I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The government has canceled my research grant to investigate why the whole body doesn't fill up with water through the butt hole when you jump in the pool
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The "Threads" algorithm seems to be built around the idea of exclusively putting the world's dumbest idiots in front of you in the hope of generating 'engagement' which means most of my engagement consists of blocking people I never followed in the first place
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's none of my business whether the website I post on is growing, shrinking, staying the same. I am yelling at the sky and whoever wants to gawk at me is welcome
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I personally find arguments much more persuasive when they are presented as a meme, with no cited source. even better if there's a picture of abraham lincoln or something.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy Dogust, everybody.
Photo of a dog jumping into Lake Michigan.
The lake stretches off to the horizon. It is early evening, so the sky near the horizon is rosy and peach. A faint yellow belt of Venus divides that part of the sky from the blue above. The dog is caught in mid-air. It took off from the shore and will hit the water maybe 10 or 12 feet out into the lake.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This kid approaches the game like I approach 40+ soccer and I’m here for it
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Incredible that this story somehow got much dumber and more embarrassing, and in ways that will probably also make it more expensive, in the six weeks since I wrote this. Truly "The Donald Trump Difference." defector.com/promises-mad...
defector.com
Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has...
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Defector @defector.com · 30/07/2026
WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:
defector.com
WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Minority Owner For Being Rude To Transphobic Shitheads | Defector
On Tuesday night, a small group of weirdos held an anti-trans rally outside of the Seattle Storm’s home arena. The occasion for their gathering was a game against the Indiana Fever and bench player…
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy World Tiger Day
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket
The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026
look at the guy behind Trump (who is asleep). it smells crazy back there
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Asking your strikers to drift wide and serve crosses in to wingbacks is a hell of a tactic.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Josh Miller @joshmillerlite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Since EBENEZER is already dropping ads I want to remind everyone of the most important Christmas movie coming this winter. #violentnight2
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The voice actors for Pinkie and The Brain reading lines from pulp fiction
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An Afternoon with Pinky and The Brain: Pinky and The Brain vs Pulp Fiction (SF Sketchfest)
YouTube video by SF Sketchfest
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Product placement is just part of movie making so I didn’t even notice the first time but it did seem kind of weird when Odysseus and his men stopped at Arby’s twice.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power The Secret Is Fish Milk Tune in to Haggerty for the full story.
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Patrick Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry!
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my kid asked if he’s punching the whale out of the water
Free Willy poster
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Minneapolis City SC @mplscitysc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Get up! It’s (USL2 Playoffs presented by VensureHR) game day!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just heard Lauren Sánchez described as Jeff Bezos’ “weird sex lizard wife” and I will probably never fully recover.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have been saying this constantly over the past few years - Trump gives people permission to be their worst selves. We need to establish consequences for that behavior in every aspect of society.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Happy birthday to me
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Happy birthday to me
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy birthday to me
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hope this 🇦🇷 /🇨🇭 game helps illustrate why people hate the fuckin Yankees
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"This is the fire with which Infantino is playing. Sport only means something when it is believable: football without faith is nothing." Timely one from @jonawils.bsky.social: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Football without faith is nothing so Infantino is playing with fire at World Cup | Jonathan Wilson
Swirl around Fifa’s machinations and about big team and big name bias creates doubt – and that’s a dangerous game
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man this World Cup is like Game of Thrones, all the cool characters keep getting killed off.
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($194/$700) Untitled Anarchist Seagull Channel/Hyperpolyglotting @uaschyperpolyglot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Liberals will tell you that shaming fascists somehow prevents the authentic dialogue that would make them change. Meanwhile, fascists themselves say that one of the things that most discourages them from carrying on as fascists is feeling the utter contempt and revulsion of everyday people.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 07/07/2026
I am beyond the point of wanting to abolish VAR and approaching the point of wanting to arrest every VAR official and imprison them in a medieval tower
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wide to Gallardo hasn’t worked for 20 minutes, it’s sure to work this time
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cabo Verde/Argentina, Brazil/Norway, Mexico/England… These knockout rounds are just banger after banger after banger.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: HELLO CAN YOU TELL US THE SCORE FOR ENGLAND VS MEXICO THANX Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Boeing 787-9 A: #aebb35da97d F: #f5e914a5e0c
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