carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yeah accenture saw their main use was convering PDFs back and forth between MS Office formats www.404media.co/the-tokenpoc... Also, Word will just do that www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros...microsoft.com 030
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Went to school in this state, not sure if we paid for it oe just got it. Fun thing about the agendas: a lot of schools make a teacher sign a log in the back to go to the bathroom. Caught in a hall without a sig you get in trouble. Earlier years parents had to sign hw entries to make sure they saw 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 20/08/2026seeing posts with emoji bullet points and trying to guess if its ai or the person is just annoying 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026blueaky user: errm hows that vibe coding going for you? (they accidentally put their laptop in airplane mode) 130
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026@ alt southern bath county school based desicion making association blueskeeting "the president is a lying pedophile" because who knows 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/08/2026political cartoon of st peter looking over a giant book called EPSTEIN FILES when judging drumpf hit send 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 18/08/2026we had them when i was in highschool over a decade ago and they were not good. this just looks like normal progression of the tech. not really sure how this is china owning us. also like this is 60 seconds of it working correctly. idk if its much better than then 010
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 15/08/2026we gotta write a script that generates a csv and sends it to a distribution list 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's already a thing. A lot of states charge an EV fee at yearly registration time. 100
Reposted by carlAssociate Marshallian Spillover Coordinator @stevenlandgraf.com · 12/08/2026what if Hank Hill get ipad 172
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 09/08/2026the problem with ricky gervias is he is too good at being annoying 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Also management sucks. Everything is a beta or being deprecated. They will turn on things and not tell you. Or they tell you, but its in the same feed where they announce a sharepoint button is blue or whatever. Also constant "hey this will not work in a couple months, please move everything" 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I work with MS software products and its just MS sucks at making software. Thats it. Piloted multiple products where we turned them down because the tools straight up dont really work. Even things really close to the OS they should be good at. 100
Reposted by carlNate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. 221091427
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 09/08/2026MASSIVE WIN: court orders trump "immigrant woodchipper" to be shut down (temporarily) (its been on for a year) 050
Reposted by carlGiant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Okay, fine, he TRIED to do some of that stuff but the Supreme Court only let him get like 90% of the way there, so it doesn't count. 1101
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 01/08/2026going diagonal across 5 lanes to pull forward into an angled slot which i will later incorrectly pull out and travel against the flow of traffic until i hit the frontage road 000
Reposted by carlɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you. 32335571
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I will say my general beef with yotld is that Linux hasnt accepted that users havent been sysadmins in a couple decades. Generally, an end user shouldnt be expected to know the interworkings of their OS. An accountant needs to use their accounting software et al, not mess with selinux or whatever 040
Reposted by carlMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/07/2026I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body. 593116561899
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 19/07/2026the rideshare bike things in my city shut off weirdly early (like 8pm) because the only thing you can do on a bike at night is crime 000
Reposted by carlTiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m... 30459481473
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i think its fine, but its on you to figure out whose gonna cover your shift 010
Reposted by carlBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/07/2026It's always jarring to go from Jamf, MDM software that works properly, to Intune, where you have to properly pacify the machine spirits to get a Powershell script to run in a timely fashion 6321
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 13/07/2026shout out to the creator of the word cloud. no idea what its supposed to tell me 000
Reposted by carlTexas Observer @texasobserver.org · 13/07/2026New from @josephinelee.bsky.social, in our magazine: Districts across the state are arresting and citing young children children for common misbehavior, leaving lasting trauma as the Legislature rejects bills to raise the age of criminal responsibility and floods schools with even more police.texasobserver.orgIn Texas Schools, a Crisis of Arrests of Kids as Young as 10A groundbreaking data analysis shows how districts across the state are arresting and citing children for common misbehavior, leaving lasting trauma as the Legislature rejects bills to raise the age… 18223132
Reposted by carlanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 248183894028
Reposted by carlcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone 182571458
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My company/larger dept will use them for like all hands. Last time they were a bunch of "hey we are overworked and morale is in the shitter" and the response was just basically "haha yeah <vauge promise>" 000
carl @dal-e.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I kinda understand the need for there to be *someone* who can see responders in cases for human safety, but anyone using the info should not know. However, my problem is they are a waste of time. I have never seen a company make a meaningful change from survey results. 100
Reposted by carltinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/07/2026In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket 484892580
Reposted by carlmagic hell ball @magichateball.org · 28/11/2023[Job interview] Hiring manager: where do you see yourself in 5 years? My brain: Don't say driving a killdozer! Me: Driving a goaldozer through all of my challenges Hiring Manager: You're hired 022633
Reposted by carlAllan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 06/07/2026What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?" 2255600967
Reposted by carlReefSnax 🪸🦈 Gym Leader VTuber @reefsnax.pikaparty.social · 27/06/2026The absolute state of gaming in the big 2026 6279842596
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