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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible pivot in that first sentence
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was me and I truky am going to pack up my account forever
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JF and Dan know which side their bread is buttered on. They built a whole podcast empire on this kind of thing
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
EGG HEAD - “HARD CORE!” A witless, victorious smile adorns his face. “HARD CORE TO THE MEGA!”
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even longtime Marvel critics are questioning why this film needed to reference both Come and See and Salo
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all these seemed the strange calm things preluding some riotous and desperate scene
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories. Men: What a scary time for men this is.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the piker thing was seemingly a dud, so now they’re gonna go after the nice lady from the kids show. smart!
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna take a wild swing here and guess that Samuel L. Jackson leans over a desk and says “The multiverse… is collapsing” and then Owen Wilson says “Wow”
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You think Israel is at war with Qatar?
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think that every time the IDF strikes a target of any kind they’re starting a war
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one is calling for a war and you know that. You just need that escalation of rhetoric because you’re defending a very difficult to defend state
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’re deliberately twisting what other people say by assuming that everyone differentiates military and civilian targets with as much care and precision as the IDF does
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you really trying to do tough guy shit with that profile picture
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bio of the account being replied to:

Committed brunchlib.
Dirtbags DNI.
he/him
Zero tolerance for "genocide" libel.
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would never in a million years feel like that was attacking me as a man and, yes, it does make me wonder why you feel otherwise
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The officer faltered in his responsibility to not fire bullets at unarmed people
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Benny Johnson reports the news and has worked for multiple mainstream outlets. Doing the “not a REAL reporter” stuff because a guy is awful doesn’t help discourse about media in any way
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of those people is going to see what I post on Bluesky. I’m disrespecting you
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not for long bitch
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the guy in his 30s might have been mostly thinking about the stuff that happened since then. I think that would be a reasonable assumption
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t help but notice that you had to go back 80+ years to find some poop eaters worth defending
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You keep going for this dunk and I’m sorry but it is not going to happen
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up in a cold sweat. It the was same nightmare again. I shot a soldier who was sitting on the toilet in Goldeneye 64. he bled and he died
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always telling when the conclusion you jump to is no one interacting at all instead of people being able to choose to be around people they like and feel safe with
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
David! I know what the drug is! That’s great Garfield. I’m glad you know that.
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A picture of musician and sex man Sting
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doing the Akira motorcycle slide into the parking lot. A sexy trip-hop song is playing. I’m here to record a podcast about why it’s bad to pasteurize milk
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate those awful and annoying reusable water bottles. Much better to be constantly buying disposable ones
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, do you not think these are invaluable contributions to society????
An actual except from the substack of the person being discussed: 

I design healthcare experiences for a living. This includes:

Designing experiences for patients
Designing experiences that facilitate the relationship between providers and their patients
Designing solutions for leveraging large swathes of medical data to improve health outcomes at population scale
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is tarring and feathering racist or is that like an option that’s on the table
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crossing my fingers and hoping that we can forget about that guy forever eventually
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s the face I make when something in the fridge is probably not okay to eat anymore
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the LA Globe and they don’t sound great
From the LA Globe official website: The LA Globe is written with artificial intelligence under human editorial approval: AI systems draft the stories, a human editor reviews and approves each one before it publishes, and a human answers for what the paper prints.
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If the corniest people in the world all want to prove that they’re morally giants I’m here for that
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did he also offer to hold the football
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You coward, you fool, you short-sighted nincompoop
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The goalposts will continue to move until beltway moral improves
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s be fair, when has history ever looked back poorly on the NYT
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
you ever think about how the people who responded the worst to a generational black swan public health crisis have decided the best thing to do is make sure we have more of them
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[Philip Seymour Hoffman] We’re all in the gutter… and we’re looking at the stars… and it fucking sucks shit
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay I do now support an X-Files reboot
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hitler said “Bolshevism is Christianity’s illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew.” If that didn’t invalidate everything else he said then what can the rest of them get away with
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Do you work for the SEC?”
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jool...
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They are right that something is going to happen. That’s not wrong
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I despise the airplane that delivers imperialism to my mouth, but I do obviously want a delivery of imperialism to my mouth
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lovely to imagine this as a Mishima-style movie by a Paul Schrader who isn’t the current Paul Schrader
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