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@crungler.online
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de_jeepathon2k. known to some as "the crungler". formerly the new york times before i got bored.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 7h
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 3h
It's fall sale season once again. A perfect time to cozy up with a good book, or perhaps a series of visual novels about a nun who got stuck in the pear wiggler store.steampowered.com/bundle/71001...
Art featuring the main character of Misericorde, Hedwig, wearing a nun's habit with soft light cutting diagonally behind her. A small speck of blood is visible on her wimple
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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 5h
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 9h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 9h
CRJ has never made any pretensions about being high brow and i have loved and accepted her for this, and while i'm sure it comes from a place of complete sincerity, both the phrase and song "we go hard in this family" is drivel
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Jim Cunt United States, Census, 1870
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11h
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 12h
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 12h
just seen limmy's streaming overwatch. how do we convert him to deadlock
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 12h
wheres my fucking "we're giving you a job" email
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 30/09/2026
@joel.zone joeleux anniversaire!
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 30/09/2026
is that roberto de zerbi
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 29/09/2026
Sorry to do this, but I still need a tiny bit more to cover the last of my dental bills. Thank you to everyone who has helped previously. gofund.me/94bb9bd78
gofund.me
Donate to Help Grace with her dental bills, organized by Grace Robertson
Hi, I'm Grace Robertson. Some of you might know me from writing about football. S… Grace Robertson needs your support for Help Grace with her dental bills
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 30/09/2026
i don't want to hear the word "aura" anymore unless you're talking about a buff or debuff that affects units in a given area
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 29/09/2026
deadlock 2 just dropped
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 29/09/2026
"you can't take what man city achieved from the players and the fans" sure. i don't care. we'd like to take man city away from the rest of us
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 29/09/2026
congratulating new parents on their content patch
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 29/09/2026
i am now in what appears to be the Final Area of Trails 1.... i've never been so "i need to buy the 2nd game immediately" before i even finish the first
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 29/09/2026
but don pagliacci.... i AM yoshi
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 28/09/2026
control 2 just about chugging along for me. fully expecting a Spectacular Set Piece to come along and blow my mind at 15fps
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 28/09/2026
shat mcfarten
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A scene from Akira, of kaneda about to shoot his laser gun at the transformed Tetsuo from the back of his bike. Instead of Tetsuo, it is a horrifying AI woman in pink pyjamas with a massive bum and proportions that make no sense.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/09/2026
i was suspended for 3 days for this
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 28/09/2026
multiple people on my timeline who do not know each other posting ff8 in their shit. my people
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Mom @milph.mom · 27/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid V(isual Concepts)
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2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
lady gaga... just found out about her!
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Game Vecanti @gamevecanti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(Private Room 2, PC) [NSFW 18+] [プライベートルーム2]
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 27/09/2026
it really fucking is, estelle
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 27/09/2026
there are hours which feel like seconds, and seconds which feel like waiting for the font menu to open in mspaint
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 27/09/2026
did any of you complete couch to 5k and then find a guide which actually continued to running a 5k, as opposed to just running 30m straight
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 27/09/2026
you ever drop a deuce so long and firm it gets stuck in the u-bend life a sofa in a spiral staircase
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 26/09/2026
if you can't be bothered you can just go to bed before 10pm
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 26/09/2026
i don't expect spain to lose this but oléing at 75m while only 3-2 up is a dangerous game
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blender slutocaster @crungler.online · 26/09/2026
marc struehit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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