joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026crush40 tickets being nearly 70 quid a pop made me make a sound of disbelief 100
joel @joel.zone · 28/09/2026I have the LattePanda Mu Ultra for testing. Intel Core 5 226V, 16GB of RAM. the default carrier board is certainly a choice. 000
joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026if you thought the marvel movies and tv shows were aimless and uncoordinated, wait until you hear that the comics are running THREE different events and spider-man #1000 with its own dynamic change and not a single one intertwines with the other in a spectacular fuck up 100
joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026of all the bars that could have been threatened with a firebombing online, i’m surprised this one wasn’t one of them 100
joel @joel.zone · 25/09/2026disney adult screaming with glee as they have a hidden mickey (bum hole & two hemorrhoids) 010
joel @joel.zone · 24/09/2026the worst news stories aside from “player numbers” and “streamer said x about y” is the “Sony has patented something!” stories. the company hasn’t acted on any of their patents that you’ve dug up! they’re just patents!! 100
joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026partner has come back from hospital and a pair of foam fake boobs. the dog has stolen a boob. 120
joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026it's really difficult to find igpu benchmarks for intel's stuff because no one is doing it lmao 000
joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026every steam notification that isn’t “your steam frame is ready” makes me go “harumph” 120
joel @joel.zone · 21/09/2026going through the portfolio for job stuff and remembering that I spent some time before joining pcguide in 2021 editing videos for Simon Miller, at a time I was very much watching Trixie Mattel & Katya’s UNHhhh. 010
joel @joel.zone · 18/09/2026has anyone covered whether or not control resonant works on a non-steam deck or machine linux device or we just ignoring that 011
joel @joel.zone · 17/09/2026I will be getting a Steam Frame if anyone wants me to provide words about the Steam Frame because you don’t have that yet. 000
joel @joel.zone · 16/09/2026they’ve changed the packaging on my dog’s food and now I can’t go, “and tonight sir, the duck with chicken in a herb sauce,” because i can’t tell what’s what 010
joel @joel.zone · 16/09/2026i love that i can scroll Instagram and see a dude snorting gator tails of cocaine with around 4000 likes on the video 000
joel @joel.zone · 15/09/2026yeah, if all the ai researchers are just being sent out to the media one after the other to say, “oh no, good gracious, our machine, the horror!” one after the other, we need to be poking them further until they spill why they actually left. 100
Reposted by joeljoel @joel.zone · 14/09/2026For BGR, reviewed the SuperStation One, which is really the machine you should get if you want a box for old games: www.bgr.com/2258015/supe... (@takiudon.bsky.social)bgr.comSuperStation One Review: The Endgame Retro Machine - BGRRetro enthusiasts who want to collate their collection of games to one, console-like experience may find the SuperStation One to be their perfect hub device. 012
joel @joel.zone · 14/09/2026For BGR, reviewed the SuperStation One, which is really the machine you should get if you want a box for old games: www.bgr.com/2258015/supe... (@takiudon.bsky.social)bgr.comSuperStation One Review: The Endgame Retro Machine - BGRRetro enthusiasts who want to collate their collection of games to one, console-like experience may find the SuperStation One to be their perfect hub device. 012
joel @joel.zone · 13/09/2026this shit on the eshop is the worst. just give me the fucking prices. 000
joel @joel.zone · 13/09/2026shoes smelly, legs are heavy, there’s poop on my sweater already, mother’s curry 000
joel @joel.zone · 13/09/2026some of you writing recommendation lists for switch/switch 2 need to be playing more video games, goddamn 010
joel @joel.zone · 13/09/2026everything i hear about omarchy makes it sound like a fucking nightmare 110
joel @joel.zone · 12/09/2026wait, they’re actually going to make a Diablo V?? if they wanna swinging back further to PoE/D2 pacing, it’ll be appreciated. D4 was too slow and too MMO/live service junk to have the same juice. 100
joel @joel.zone · 11/09/2026triple h is writing a story for spider-man 1000. can’t wait to see how gunther ends aunt may. 010
joel @joel.zone · 07/09/2026i got this one, you can’t put the little Batman in the car at the same time as having a roof 010
joel @joel.zone · 07/09/2026satisfactory build tonight turns into accidentally making what would be a sick half life 1 deathmatch map 100
joel @joel.zone · 06/09/2026i read this, and this shouldn’t have gotten outside of a draft. too many assumptions about stuff that the writer clearly isn’t fully informed on. 100
joel @joel.zone · 06/09/2026there is never a good time for pay-per-click deals, but it couldn’t possibly be worse than now. 030
joel @joel.zone · 03/09/2026happy anniversary to me taking venlafaxine for 2 years. i no longer want to escape the mortal coil and it helpfully fixes my gut! 020
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[Hot Take]
If you rank all the MGS games, it's 3, 5, Peace Walker, Rising, 1, 4, 2.
If you disagree, email me at:
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