iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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i can only conclude it's the rotten karma of homonationalism that has consigned america to this being its first gay president since lincoln

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2025

Pulled one of them talking fish what grants wishes out of the old pond last night. He says, “Let me go and I’ll give you whatever your heart desires.” Sorry pal, no can do. If you can grant wishes from a pond you can do it from the aquarium in my den. Now I have cold beer without leavin’ the couch

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 8h

#OpenSource should be mandatory. "Danfoss told AFP … that most of the affected equipment … "no longer receive software or security updates." … It added that it had long advised supermarkets to update from those models." www.cbsnews.com/news/cyberat...

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Hackers turn up the heat in refrigerators at hundreds of supermarkets in France, sparking fires and food losses

The cyberattack caused refrigerators to shoot up in temperature in hundreds of stores, sparking fires and forcing spoiled food to be thrown away.

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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 08/03/2026

“From the height of the port crane” Rudolf Baranov, 1974

Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 13h

It's all about the Benjamins.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The beauty of the new self-driving Tesla is you can strap your dead boyfriend into the driver’s seat and he can STILL drive you home!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Saw the kind of sunset that made me think maybe god is real. Cascaded quickly from there. Absurd to be working a "job." My only job is to experience and contemplate natural splendor. This is very dangerous for the economy, we have to find a way to block sunsets

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Carcinization is out of control

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

peter: ive been robbed! paul: not my problem #catholic #jokes #felching

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12/10/2026

I get that mesothelioma is a thing, but some great products come from asbestos that are a lot more useful than much of the AI features being foisted on us.

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

someone made this with snoopy

snoopy showing the steps to making a martini

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there's great science and information out there on our natural environment we're just more focused on arguing about whether solar panels make bees gay

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Major philisophical question: Why do sweaters make tits look so good?

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

making my wife do a bunch of errands all over town while i day drink. i didn't tell her about the marathon lol oops

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

love the section of the "human" article that's lowkey like "no one knows why anyone does anything"

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trump dropping a nuke and singing "This is Halloween" like Jack Skellington

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

data center boosters try to keep the conversation focused on water consumption because air pollution is where the acute problem is

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Who will win in a fight, half a steamed cabbage or my toilet in about 8 hours

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

Obama-era "looking forward" is over. Putting it in a sack and throwing it in the river.

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2024

MICKEY: I used to do an act with a goat. Cranked its tail like a phonograph. You couldn’t do that anymore. Not with the way the culture is now. ROGAN: Totally. MICKEY: And what they did to my buddy Br’er Rabbit. ROGAN: Insane. MICKEY: (ripping a vape) Like, we can’t even celebrate heritage anymore?

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/12/2025

American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/10/2025

so-called "prison abolitionists" when the cock cage comes out

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Certified Illinois Expert @mrillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have been inside 129 Illinois public libraries and don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this in Sterling: three-story stacks with glass floors to let in more light, original to the 1904 Carnegie building.

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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026

it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy

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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

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𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝 @fathermcgruder.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

The way my English teacher delighted at teaching us the word cuckold when we were reading Hawthorne.

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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if your only objection to an execution is being forced to look at it, maybe you should be?

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026

I hope you all had fun getting mad on here today

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

when will the pope make a statement about leaf blowers

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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy

BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There are too many types of protestants. Figure it out

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Deleted because someone tagged me into Jamelle Bouie’s mentions and I do not need that today. Will just leave this here.

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The problem with doing that math is that then you'd have to acknowledge that doing that same math, Israel has done about 320 x 9/11s to Gazans from Cast Lead to the end of 2022, and about 3500 x 9/11s since 10/7 (and that's going off only confirmed deaths, not counting undiscovered under the rubble)

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 09/10/2026

What happened on July 10th and November 9th?

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I Don't Sleep Well (Title)

I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.

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G Cordova @gncordova.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

This professor, Dr. Tiffany Willoughby-Herard, along with some of her colleagues and students, are still facing charges for protesting Israel's genocide of Palestinians at UC Irvine.

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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026

i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!

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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class shall represent and repress them in parliament

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

feeling very easy to manipulate rn if any federal agents want to give me a good deal on a firearm

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𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝 @fathermcgruder.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

hey is there a version of yimbyism where municipalities just build housing instead of giving tax breaks to developers and landlords? #yimby #nimby #housing

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 08/10/2026

Lyndon LaRouche really should have had his own seltzer brand.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026

free palestine

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