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@crimedad.work
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Dad, husband, mechanical engineer, aspiring usurper. Producer and co-host of Drugs and Rock & Roll (drugsandrockandroll.com/@DRRPod) Look at my photos: pixelfed.crimedad.work/crimedad Message me on XMPP: crimedad@crimedad.work

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 28/09/2026
There's an In-N-Out Burger in Pasadena, CA that has an around-lane and a through-lane. That's freedom of choice. Of course, they should really call it In-Or-Out Burger.
Screenshot of Google Maps for Android showing the street-view of an In-N-Out Burger with two lanes for vehicles as described in the post body.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 18/09/2026
Quote skeets don't get broken on deer.social.
Screenshot of the OP showing the quoted skeet even though it was "removed by author".
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 15/09/2026
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 15/09/2026
A urinal in an IKEA bathroom covered in plastic with two signs, one that says "wet paint" and the other that says it's closed for social distancing.A bunch of drain flies, little black dots in the photo, on the walls next to a urinal.A Hanoi Jane urinal target decal In a urinal.A toilet with a stainless steel cage around its plumbing.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 14/09/2026
The way Bluesky handles blocks is kind of extra, but you can at least get around broken quote posts with deer.social.
Chad
‪@madchad412.bsky.social‬
Oh boy they’re calling me racist because I said cal a spade a spade. They’re doing woke 1.0 shit on here. Libs are so fucking dumb
September 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 06/09/2026
My wife could have tweeted this
Tweet from @GURUJAHRA: "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 05/09/2026
The ownership and employees of Swift Textile Metalizing LLC out front posing with a sign for ISO 9001:2000 registration.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
The Gamble House in Pasadena, CA, as seen from the left driveway entrance.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12/08/2026
Armed military guys with helmets, all in black, riding Segways across wet pavement with weapons drawn.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 04/08/2026
Hummer H2 in Dixie cup livery.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 04/08/2026
It's great when fans of women beaters don't understand a joke, start shit, and then get indignant.
Link to the posts in the screen shot: https://bsky.app/profile/smbrnsn.bsky.social/post/3ms7xatfo5s2h
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 28/07/2026
Does anyone have Christopher Nolan's number?
@marawilson.bsky.social: Straight man, instead of responding to this by telling ME how much you love Nolan, talk to each other. The loneliness epidemic isn’t going to fix itself. (8:48 PM - July 27, 2026)
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 28/07/2026
I've been very happy with my Zojirushi.
A Zojirushi CV-DCC water boiler & warmer on a counter top next to some boxes of instant oatmeal.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 22/07/2026
A county jail mugshot of a former POTUS exists, but somehow the NYPD lacks the authority to arrest a certain asshole from Philadelphia. This is bullshit.
Fulton County Jail mugshot of President Donald J. Trump, from the Wikipedia.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 19/07/2026
on it
grilling some burgers
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 18/07/2026
lol I guess I'm past whatever that certain size is.
andrewhickey.500songs.com 13 hours ago

A reminder, if you're even a moderately big account -- *never, ever*, no matter how stupid you think a take is, quote-skeet it to dunk it. Past a certain size account (a size I'm past and I'm far from a big account) doing this will ruin someone's day or possibly life, for no benefit to you.A screenshot of the andrewhickey.500songs.com profile page in Firefox for Android showing that that user has blocked me.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 13/07/2026
If you like whiskey, Aero Club Bar is a good spot. I stopped there one afternoon in 2018 and it had a few friendly locals in there. The bartender was a sweetheart. aeroclubbar.com
A vast array of whiskey bottles on shelves behind a bar.The Aero Club FAQ sheet.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12/07/2026
Lots of replies blaming the tourist instead of thanking him for his service.
Man in suspenders upsidedown midair.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/07/2026
but you all laughed
The infamous Juicero juice dispenser.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 08/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/fath...
The myth of consensual sex meme, but instead of consensual sex it's "plug-in solar", the couple are utilities and rate payers, and Jesus is "landlords & HOAs".
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 05/07/2026
Reminded of this:
A scene from Dinotopia showing a small, costumed dinosaur writing in a large sandbox surrounded by large dinosaurs and a few people.The Dinotopia footprint alphabet coded to the English alphabet.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 01/07/2026
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 21/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
A screenshot of the acid pool level from Mortal Kombat II, showing Baraka having just defeated Liu Kang.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 21/06/2026
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 17/06/2026
Teen Comix #1 with all but the last panel, the sunglasses guy wearing a "one fear" T-shirt, cropped out.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 05/06/2026
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz in front of one of his contraptions smiling maniacally with a speech bubble below him as if he's saying the quoted skeet.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 04/06/2026
Never forget
The infamous Juicero appliance with a plastic cup of green liquid, with a white foam head, below its nozzle.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 30/05/2026
You don't need the extension. You can add No AI DuckDuckGo as an alternative search engine manually in the settings. The example query to enter is: noai.duckduckgo.com?ia=web&origi...
Firefox Android settings screen.Search settingsDefault search engine settingsEdit search engine page. Use https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?ia=web&origin=funnel_home_website&q=%s as the search string URL.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 25/05/2026
Maybe just put it all in $VOO. Look at it go.
Screenshot of the six-month VOO price chart on Yahoo Finance in Firefox for Android.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 18/05/2026
Aaron Rodericks
A still from the movie ET in which a sick ET lays motionless in a stream. Does Aaron Rodericks like ET? Does Aaron Rodericks read the alt text?
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/05/2026
“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people that are helping.’”
A screenshot of the Men's Health article in Firefox for Android. The relevant portion reads "“She would periodically look and feel and ask a few questions,” he recalls. “Her curiosity was absolutely electric… probably because the curiosity was showing a sort of acceptance.”"
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 24/03/2026
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 06/03/2026
Hell yeah time to eat
Screenshot of the Bluesky Android app showing the profile page of a new account claiming to be a Publishers Clearing House spokeswoman with the 'follows you' tag. The page shows a single post that reads "Congratulations! Mr Frances L. Ross" with two photos of an elderly couple holding a giant prop check.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 28/02/2026
No one wants to work anymore.
Captioned screenshot from Instagram of a dude walking a sidewalk that reads "$50 million right now if you can run 10 miles drink 24 beers eat 24 tacos suck 24 cocks all with 24 hours are you getting paid?"
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 14/02/2026
We have Juicero Press at home.
Screenshot of the Twitter/X Android app in which user BAKOON asks "can you milk a rabbit" and user CrimeDad replies "Yes, although the industry calls it juicing." The reply includes a photo of the doomed Juicero appliance with a glass of red liquid beneath it.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 13/02/2026
Sure is
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 13/02/2026
More than four, but you get the point.
Screenshot of the Jellyfin Android app showing the nine most recently played movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ratatouille, Caught Stealing, Disney's Robinhood, Bugonia, One Battle After Another, Little Giants, Alien Romulus, and Sorcerer.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 01/02/2026
🤔
Screenshot shot of Google Maps on an Android phone showing the town of China, IA.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/01/2026
Cool as hell and also a little disconcerting to get so close to the Enola Gay, various ICBMs, and captured Axis aircraft.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 06/12/2025
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 07/11/2025
Just bring back dinosaurs instead.
Photo of an annotated illustration from Dinotopia: The World Beneath featuring the character Lee Crabb under the supervision of a pair of Stygimoloch, as a consequence for his crimes.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 16/03/2025
Dvorak is DEI.
Screenshot of the Google Android keyboard in Dvorak format.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 14/03/2025
Screenshot of Amazon search results showing an expensive Sonicare toothbrush and a less expensive Sonicare toothbrush.Daily struggles meme
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 14/03/2025
Finally. #LetsGoHuskies
A view from the bleachers at Madison Square Garden: the players are warming up; UConn vs. Villanova; men's basketball.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 16/02/2025
Imagine asking for D-Fens to come after you.
Still of Michael Douglas as the main character from Falling Down sitting on a stoop.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 21/12/2024
Miss you, dad.
Naked tattooed guy riding away on a motorcycle wearing a helmet.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 18/05/2024
Friday evening. Having a little treat.
A glass of ice water.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 17/03/2024
Portrait shot of the OP: black shirt, blue LA baseball cap, glasses, mustache, smiling.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 14/03/2024
Happy Thursday from sunny New Jersey!
A small brown dog rolling on a sunny, green, albeit messy lawn, as seen through a screened window. A patio of grey, hexagonal pavers with a "smokeless" fire pit are seen in the foreground. A kid's play house and garage are in the background.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12/03/2024
We're about to fix that hopefully in my house.
Brand new Toto Washlet bidet seat, in its box and wrapped in clear plastic. Paper manuals visible.
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