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"I'm in the thick of godforsaken traffic tryin to go to Lincoln square applefest" is actually just a Lakeshore drive slut post

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 2h

hi everyone. i was the cyclist. i saw a spotted lanternfly on her mirror and killed it immediately to protect the local ecosystem. also she was smoking low quality weed but that's not my business

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 3h

large group of women at this bar all dressed like pitbull (mr worldwide)

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 3h

had the religious experience of seeing the sunset over lake michigan

the sun is just about to slip behind the horizon of lake michigan on a perfectly clear day

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 10h

states that are like BE FREE AND BUY FIREWORKS HERE but ban weed

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 13h

just drove my car into a small business

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wym intense manipulation attempts at the mineral contest

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Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 03/10/2026

Friday niiiiight, let's argue about cars online! ✌️🤪

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my cat won't stop licking the floor and we don't know why

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

NU = Northeastern University in Boston, MA

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 03/10/2026

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Rotating view from the top of the Shedd Aquarium where Chicago meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-02 19:06:04 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: fox32chicago.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 59 F | 15 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ENE at 3 mph | 5 kph // Humidity: 74%

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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Okay I’m reverting to my 2024 requirement for any man who wants to date me: Take me to a Northwestern football game. (Hey. It worked then! He even scheduled it around Wisconsin Early Vote!)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hoping to post from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of one day

a photo of a storefront that reads "BLUESKY new york"

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i told my therapist (one of them) i wanted to go to biweekly instead of weekly and she was like "i'm hesitant to do this" ok 1. it's not your decision 2. i will do so many hard drugs right now if you try to tell me what to do i STG

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

wow man that's an interesting fact you've provided a citation with. sure would be a shame if the cited reference didn't say that shit at all

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is insane.

Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

me and my bf drove 3 blocks to the store and we're gonna drive like a million miles tmw. it is so awesome to drive and be a car driver in chicago

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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

moody autumn city rain

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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 02/10/2026

Took a (very) rainy walk through the Loop tonight. I was absolutely soaked, but my camera stayed dry enough.

The pavement in Chicago is wet from a day-long rain. Street and traffic lights reflect on the stored in vivid colors. In the foreground, a person with an umbrella is an out-of-focus silhouette

Calder's Flaming - an orange, abstract metal sculpture in Chicago stands in a wet, reflective plaza. The sculpture is reflected in the rain coating the plaza's stone pavers in the evening with buildings in the background

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just called brandon johnson and he confirmed they're banning cars next week

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

great news everyone they just announced 1 more day of nonstop rain!

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a beautiful story of a man so committed to bombing babies that not even the chief baby bomber making him mad could stop him <3

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

bag on the seat, brelly, my queen is RAIN READY

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just found out it's World Urticaria Day

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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 01/10/2026

WHAT'S THAT MAN BEEN DUNE TO HIS PENIS???

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just heard they're putting a bus lane along grant park, on the park side only. how will the man in the bean get his doordash? where will trucks park to make deliveries to the bean?

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חמת תמיד @suzwoehrle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I always tell the creep off and people always either take his side and accuse me of starting shit or look the other way. The world is not designed to protect women, it is set up to encourage men to exploit us at every opportunity.

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i'm gonna have a kid just to get a bunch bike

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

going into threads of libs scolding about votes and replying to everything with: "I'm voting for Ms Rachel❤️"

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i had some friends my first year of college who were in sororities and went with them to a party at their sorority's adjacent frat or something. i overheard the frat guys calling the girls i came with some derogatory terms about their appearance. i thus stole several handles of alcohol and left

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

meep meep

Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oh man oh man someone just sent me an email i was NOT supposed to see

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they're making a bus lane so i can get to cute dates with my bf faster

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

went to get a haircut and forgot to specify DO NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AMY KLOBUCHAR

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026

Dear fucking god we have to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong TONIGHT???? Already????

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my first day at work my boss basically told me not to Post in the teams chats but slowly i've been starting to do it

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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m still in a positive mood from the weekend, so tell me some good things in your life. I hosted a really fun popfest and I’m volunteering to distribute rat birth control in my neighborhood!

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

driving my car to lakeview when i could easily bike or take the train. by doing this i am altruisticly supporting the driving community

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

avocado tree is depressed again. it's probably because i watered it twice in 2 weeks. for some reason this means it can't handle the sun (?)

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 29/09/2026

New: We obtained witness videos and surveillance footage showing ICE parking their cars, arresting an observer, and transferring detainees in parking lots across 4 of Chicago's police districts. Local officials have tried banning ICE from city property. But incidents in the lots keep stacking up:

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In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations

Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i emailed the alderman and told them i don't like what is being built on a street 3 blocks from my own and they did not immediately halt and reverse the project?? can anyone explain why my alderman doesn't care about what the community wants?

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