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Hey Tone, I don't know if this is gonna work. Sooner or later somebody's gonna put it together you're not actually a substitute music teacher. Paulie, listen, by the time anybody realizes anything I'll be long gone.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 54m

After the revolution there will be some much needed restrictions on the press, including limits on the photographic depiction of uggos.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 7h

heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 11h

i can only conclude it's the rotten karma of homonationalism that has consigned america to this being its first gay president since lincoln

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2025

Pulled one of them talking fish what grants wishes out of the old pond last night. He says, “Let me go and I’ll give you whatever your heart desires.” Sorry pal, no can do. If you can grant wishes from a pond you can do it from the aquarium in my den. Now I have cold beer without leavin’ the couch

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12h

I think it's pretty common for commercial and industrial applications when a lot of equipment needs to be managed remotely.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 13h

#OpenSource should be mandatory. "Danfoss told AFP … that most of the affected equipment … "no longer receive software or security updates." … It added that it had long advised supermarkets to update from those models." www.cbsnews.com/news/cyberat...

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Hackers turn up the heat in refrigerators at hundreds of supermarkets in France, sparking fires and food losses

The cyberattack caused refrigerators to shoot up in temperature in hundreds of stores, sparking fires and forcing spoiled food to be thrown away.

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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 08/03/2026

“From the height of the port crane” Rudolf Baranov, 1974

Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 16h

It's a nice touch, but where's the pee bottle?

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 19h

No. In fact, it might need a shave.

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 19h

It's all about the Benjamins.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 21h

Hbd, Nicole! Good luck, Branson.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The beauty of the new self-driving Tesla is you can strap your dead boyfriend into the driver’s seat and he can STILL drive you home!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Saw the kind of sunset that made me think maybe god is real. Cascaded quickly from there. Absurd to be working a "job." My only job is to experience and contemplate natural splendor. This is very dangerous for the economy, we have to find a way to block sunsets

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Carcinization is out of control

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

peter: ive been robbed! paul: not my problem #catholic #jokes #felching

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 12/10/2026

I get that mesothelioma is a thing, but some great products come from asbestos that are a lot more useful than much of the AI features being foisted on us.

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

someone made this with snoopy

snoopy showing the steps to making a martini

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there's great science and information out there on our natural environment we're just more focused on arguing about whether solar panels make bees gay

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Major philisophical question: Why do sweaters make tits look so good?

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

making my wife do a bunch of errands all over town while i day drink. i didn't tell her about the marathon lol oops

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

love the section of the "human" article that's lowkey like "no one knows why anyone does anything"

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trump dropping a nuke and singing "This is Halloween" like Jack Skellington

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

data center boosters try to keep the conversation focused on water consumption because air pollution is where the acute problem is

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Who will win in a fight, half a steamed cabbage or my toilet in about 8 hours

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(u...

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

Obama-era "looking forward" is over. Putting it in a sack and throwing it in the river.

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2024

MICKEY: I used to do an act with a goat. Cranked its tail like a phonograph. You couldn’t do that anymore. Not with the way the culture is now. ROGAN: Totally. MICKEY: And what they did to my buddy Br’er Rabbit. ROGAN: Insane. MICKEY: (ripping a vape) Like, we can’t even celebrate heritage anymore?

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

Obama-era "looking forward" is over. Putting it in a sack and throwing it in the river.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

A drunk driving test that gets you a license to drive at a higher BAC seems reasonable. Same for a high speed driving test/license.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 11/10/2026

Shoot just make all the roads toll roads.

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/12/2025

American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/10/2025

so-called "prison abolitionists" when the cock cage comes out

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Certified Illinois Expert @mrillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have been inside 129 Illinois public libraries and don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this in Sterling: three-story stacks with glass floors to let in more light, original to the 1904 Carnegie building.

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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026

it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy

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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/10/2026

Alright if you insist on disregarding fresh examples of homegrown American barbarism and the casual islamophobia of citing ISIS instead, then I guess I have to conceed the point.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/10/2026

People can and should be outraged without clinging to the problematic and ahistorical "this isn't us" narrative.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/10/2026

Then the position that the public execution of Nidal Hasan is incomparable to or more legitimate than any executions by ISIS is valid.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/10/2026

It's been like eight months. deer.social/profile/did:... Regardless, it's inappropriate, and telling, to point at foreign Muslims doing public executions when we have our own domestic tradition. alex pretti

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 10/10/2026

Sure, Alex Pretti didn't get the ceremony of a formal firing squad, but materially it was the same. Agents of the government exercised their authority to murder him with bullets in public and on camera. Things are unlikely to improve if we can't accept honest and accurate assessments of what we are.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 09/10/2026

There are too many cases of law enforcement lawfully executing people in public. Official dash and body cam footage is available on line.

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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 09/10/2026

Yes, but the American tradition of it predates ISIS considerably.

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