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@corvillebedford.bsky.social
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Dog faeces blinded me

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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
American recipes are like: • 3.5 handfuls of milk • 2/7 cup of cheese • Pasta to taste
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Tom Burgess @nottomburgess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
True fans would bury themselves alive in Dobby's grave #justsaying
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#TOTP
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i once saw a crow pick up a toupee and fly off with it bsky.app/profile/sylp...
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Jon Will Chambers @jonchambers.co.uk · 19/06/2026
Where’s Andy Burnham going?
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ROBOCOP (1987)
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Alex @corvillebedford.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Regardless, I still want one.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
McDonald’s ashtrays through the years…
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 29/04/2026
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Sarah Cawkwell @skullqueen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Today in ‘things that are funnier than they should be…’
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Johnie Winkelboner United States, Census, 1900
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 10/11/2024
Piano Man is a song by Billy Joel about a man that was bitten by a radioactive piano 1: see also Mr Tambourine Man 2: see also Scatman
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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Old School Gaming History @gaminghistory.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sam & Max Hit the Road (PC, 1993)
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 01/02/2026
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
HT @brianbutterfield.bsky.social
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Lee Healey ✍🏻 @leehealey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#MacintoshComputerDay 🖥️
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Alex @corvillebedford.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Get it you fools. The bit with all the piss coming out the house is potentially my favourite bit of any game, ever.
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Behind door number 23 of the Scarred For Life advent calendar... They've got plenty. Have you got plenty? Plenty of longpig for the Xmas roast. It's the now-infamous, and deeply eerie, early 80s British Pork advert!
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swedemason @swedemason.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Berry Bars
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-an…
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
"A Burglar Bitten by a Skeleton," Illustrated Police News, June 27, 1874
An etching of two terrified burglars, one of whom has his hand stuck in a skeleton's mouth
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Alex @corvillebedford.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social Did they forget to green screen him out?
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Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 18/09/2025
As dullards and paedophiles?
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read 

GOD’S PUNISHMENT 

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT 

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

What’s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying 

Part 1 the sins of children series
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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Twitter (for that is its name) posts:

Jamie Kay: Can anyone explain how putting up flags and painting roundabouts helps protect women and girls from sexual assault?

Steve Robb: Because the offenders are busy painting roundabouts or are up a ladder
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jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
mike's flaccid lemonade
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 29/07/2025
POV: You're in the UK and just saw a titty online
Keir Starmer as a guard from the game Oblivion, captioned "Stop Right There, Criminal Scum"
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Brumbpo Tungus
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh, that’s much better. #Masterchef
Screenshot of the new series of Masterchef showing Torode and Wallace blathering on with appropriate captions underneath.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/07/2025
fantastic foreskins
tweet screenshot:

“Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEX”
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Glad someone in our so-called 'free press' is finally allowing me to speak out about this injustice.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/06/2025
#totp
Demis Roussos Christmas
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce.” “++LOL++TWAT++” “what” “++WHAT++”
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Amazing Facts @amazingfacts.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If you forget the tilde (~) over an N when asking how old someone is in Spanish, you will end up asking them how many anuses they have.
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Another way to put this: Nick Clegg admits AI industry is built on theft
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Right. Tax it to the fucking skies. Make it cost what it costs. Make it unfeasible to use. Then stop using it.
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Alex @corvillebedford.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Yessssss!
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Alex @corvillebedford.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Did Mossad fix this?
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 17/05/2025
I thought Tim Westwood was disgraced and yet he’s back on BBC 1
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 17/05/2025
SAN MARINO: "Sod it, we can't afford to host it. Send a Tim Westwood lookalike to make sure we lose." #Eurovision
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/05/2025
Eurovisiondrawalong act 4
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ever been slapped by breasts?Captain Oveur talking to Joey in the cockpit of Airplane!
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