jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026finally getting around to playing the last of us. this game kicks some serious ass 040
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what if instead of the doobie brothers they were the boobie brothers and they had gargantuan honkers 131
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you can tell my bird is an american dad fan because she laughs when you say "niçoise salad" 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026finally saw backrooms 2 days ago it fucking ruled my dreams have been bonkers ever since. good bonkers but bonkers nonetheless. house of leaves is my fav book so i expected to be affected by it when it got released for streaming. anyone else have any strong experiences w this movie? 110
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 26/09/2026liberal arts? you mean like that painting of bill clinton? 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*trying to make friends at spahn ranch in 1969* helter skelter? i hardly know her! 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026that wasn't very jon stewart in half baked (1998) of you 162
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you're laughing a monkey is using klarna to buy a banana & you're laughing 020
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yesterday my sister was like "remember when i was little & you took me to the park & told me there was a guy living in the green lake & i freaked out" & i froze for a second and was like "...old gregg?" & she lit up & was like "YEAH" LMAOOO 030
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*holding flashlight underneath my chin sitting on a rock near a campfire at night* if there is an alternative universe for every possibility, that means there is a universe out there where balatro is a bad game... 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 12/09/2026julian cope implies the existence of julian seethe 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what brand of horseshoe is the best for hitting yourself in the balls with? 001
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026normalize saying "oh, banderscotch" when something bad happens 120
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026decided to take a 7 day break from bsky because nobody wanted to kiss 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026making chicken with lentils, brown rice & onions in the crockpot that's gonna take forever to cook because of the rice so i'm posting about it! i hope it's ready by dinner! i have leftover ziti i made last week in the meantime but still! 020
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the devil whispered in my ear "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm" i whispered back "jeff" 381
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026why is it getting darker earlier already it's such a scam 020
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026if the right actually knew how to meme they'd be making shit like this instead of using ai & talking about biden all the time for some reason 120
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026can't even pop bubblewrap anymore because of woke 010
