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Rat Fascal

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 8h
Just rename it to Poo Square, the people have spoken
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 8h
Oh no political cartoonists are a dying breed we will miss their razor-sharp wit skewering politicians’ hypocrisies theonion.com/political-ca...
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Political Cartoonist Not Sure How To Convey That Large Sack In Senator’s Hand Is Full Of Money
CHICAGO—Admitting that he has completely run out of ideas at this point, local political cartoonist Lawrence Cleary told reporters Monday that he is unsure how to convey that a large sack being clutch...
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 9h
I just went outside and it’s stupidly warm out there for nearly October
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bride in graveyard in front of spooky church. Text: A woman got engaged…
And the man said let's get married at the church and she said of course. And he said I mean behind the church and she said what. He said by my grave. I have been a ghost this whole time my darling.
Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded ghost my ghost wife?
(ghost wife = wife of ghost not wife who is ghost)
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 10h
Fool me once, shame on you...
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Len @len.bsky.social · 12h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 21h
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 17h
Official: Aston Martin are going to be F2 standard again next season
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23h
chuck nortis’s dick has a fist for a head
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 20h
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22h
This whole Fairford caper is going to make such a great comedy film one day
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026
Been out and done things
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026
Starbucks toilet brushes with threatening auras
A plastic toilet brush with bits of dried toilet paper stuck to the bristles
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 27/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 27/09/2026
Worrying times ahead as new economic data suggests the UK may no longer be Belinda
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 27/09/2026
You have got to be kidding me that the fucking Drumcree Orange cunts have been given the go ahead to be cunts, what we really needed right now was those pricks back. Things are going to get really messy today.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 26/09/2026
I did technically pass a signal at danger today in the car. The danger was people obliviously milling around in the middle of the road
A small wooden toll bridge across a river with old semaphore railway signals on the right on the course of a disused railway
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 26/09/2026
That race didn’t reflect well on quite a few people did it #F1
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 26/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026
I see what’s happened here
Google photos search for fog showing various pictures of fog from my photo library except for the top right image which is the character “Foggy” from last of the summer wine
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decades of Linda
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026
Please note this is the only officially licensed Halloween food named after my penis
Iceland Halloween Slime sticks
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting banned from WoW for calling a character 'poop mcballs' was funny in 2005 when everyone playing it was 15. now everyone playing it is 45 & it is just sad. grow up and pretend to be an orc properly
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately I'm going up a mountain tomorrow so won't be able to see how George Russell loses the race from pole this time #F1
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Collection: Veggie Handsome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/77/#c...
WEB PAGE: FORUMULA: 
NightOfTheGunther: yeah, as others have said, gentleman agriculturalist is obviously fake lol. like do you think the coiffed guy in the photos is really getting his hands dirty picking a cabbage? too bad because i do agree with most of what he says about being gentlemanly and irresponsible goverment spending.
WEB PAGE: HUNK PHOTO:
Search, Home, Featured Hunks, Best-Selling Hunks.
The page displays a photo of The Gentleman Agriculturalist with the Hunk Photo watermark. It is titled, Dreamboat Silver Love Farmer with Pepper from the collection Veggie Handsome.

Options to the right say, Buy this photo: $1.25, and Buy collection, $3.99.

Text with accompanying photos as the bottom of the page says, Collections you may like:
Handsome Business Illness. Hunky Hunt for Holiday Green. Suave Docs/Dreamy MDs. Leatherworking Cutely.
Grassy glares at his screen and says, "Four dollars. That's what it costs to lie."
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Tumble @tumbleosity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sonk the Hedgehog! He goes a regular speed and likes bratwurst.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 24/09/2026
"anti-migrant activist" oh fuck off, BBC
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 24/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 24/09/2026
Starts spitting on a tissue ready to intervene
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 23/09/2026
Former work colleague in with the “I’m not racist but…” on Facebook. All the cunts out of the woodwork in replies. Cheerio fuckface
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 23/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Two people dressed as seagulls (white costumes with padded bellies, which also cover their heads and have beaks, black wings on their arms and yellow tights and shoes) stand either side of a model of a bulldog in a Union Jack vest. The dog appears to be fibreglass, and is so shit it looks like AI, but the photo is from c.2014. They are standing underneath yards and yards of bunting
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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still watching old Doctor Who. Up to The Mask Of Mandragora. Really good and eloquent, but quite nasty for Saturday teatime viewing. I can slightly understand Mary Whitehouse's concerns at the time; especially when Tim Pigott-Smith drops the C-bomb, which I've had to edit out this clip.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22/09/2026
Microsoft are going to be really surprised in a few years when it turns out actually you need game developers to make games after all and they don't have any.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22/09/2026
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I'm Steve Rotheram, Mayor of the Liverpool City Region. Ask me anything!

Hi everyone 👋 I’ll be online on Thursday 24 September at 5pm to answer your questions.

The Liverpool City Region covers Liverpool, Sefton, Knowsley, Halton, St Helens and Wirral, so whether you’re asking about your local area, your community, or an issue that matters ...

Coming up Sep 24 2026 5:00pmEliot Fletcher phones in to ask Five Star why they're so "fucking crap"
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Anonymous X @anonymousx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky / Twitter
Rainbow Islands on the Amiga. Excellent conversation by the Graftgold lads including Steve Turner and Andrew Braybrook.Top Banana on the Amiga .
Ick.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22/09/2026
You can only post this today because it made no sense to post it yesterday before the 21st night of September you can’t remember things that haven’t happened yet that’s called psychosis
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
Alt: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 22/09/2026
WANGERS
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21/09/2026
I’m honestly amazed the Bayeux Tapestry has been on display for this long without Just Stop Oil or Extinction Rebellion throwing tomato soup it
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21/09/2026
fall out boy with a picture of a speech bubble
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21/09/2026
They should leave them in but add the "actually this is racist, we've left them in to show just how racist" disclaimer Warner Bros did.
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky remains unbeaten
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21/09/2026
Only people who are as old as fuck will remember this
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