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Keals

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Secret Canadian living in the dark place.

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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 8h
It’s nice to know that we can enjoy watching the Alberta Secessionist movement get fed into the shredder between now and the US midterms as a little treat. It’s the year of right wing assholes getting destroyed without mercy.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like we are so used to living in a time of madness that we can't grasp just how insane the Kennedy Center dispute is. Trump took something that was running just fine and destroyed it because he couldn't put his name next to the murdered president whose memorial it is. That's completely nuts.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will genuinely venmo a reporter $50 to ask Mitch mcconnell “what day is it”
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not qualified to oversee Trump. Not qualified to oversee AI. If he's this useless maybe we should get rid of him and replace him with someone who actually is qualified.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can tell we're a country of idiots by how easily we're convinced to debate the 1% of trans people who want the right to live their lives authentically and safely and don't negatively impact our lives instead of the billionaires who spend every day making our lives genuinely tangibly worse.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As we all watched the horror of our fellow Americans being murdered 25 years ago today, never forget that the Republican Party led by Bush immediately began salivating over curtailing civil liberties and lying us into war in Iraq.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Republicans are great for the economy”
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 10/09/2026
Vote for us and get $5,000! *Terms and conditions apply. Not valid in conjunction with Mexico paying for the wall, the $5k DOGE refund, or the $2k tariff rebate. Delivery guaranteed during Infrastructure Week.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Senate Eyes Mitch McConnell’s Return Next Week - are you serious? I think we are also going to get the DOGE dividend checks “next week” 😭
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Senate GOP eyes Mitch McConnell's return next week
Senate Republicans are tentatively preparing for Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) to be back in the Capitol next week after a three-month absence.
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David Leheny @davidleheny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were Hakeem Jeffries I would promise each American adult $5000 if the GOP can produce proof of life for Mitch McConnell.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years... ...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This absolute garbage motherfucker is lying about this. Never once before today has he claimed to have been anywhere near the attack and he fucking WASN’T.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/09/2026
Starting in October, Trump’s so-called One Big Beautiful Bill Act will shift billions in SNAP costs from the federal government onto states, some of whom could be forced to deeply cut or even shutter their SNAP programs altogether. (Published Dec. 2025)
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Wave of Tax Cuts Has Left Many States Vulnerable to Trump SNAP and Medicaid Crisis
President Donald Trump’s so-called One Big Beautiful Bill Act will shift billions in costs for SNAP and Medicaid to states. But with 26 having cut or eliminated state income taxes just since 2021, the...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
shorter version:
Stop trying to make rahm emanuel happen

He’s not going to happen
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is why I chuckle at the BUT GOOGLE MUST DO THIS shit. It's such a lousy excuse and they're using this shit as cover.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exactly the result we were expecting. Canadians should put the screws to them now just to make a point. The US has as much negotiating power here as they do with Iran- and the midterms are 70 days from now. Hilarious!
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 25/08/2026
Is it possible to be more juiceless than this
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP



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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A word to the wise: I’m a dual citizen and just before crossing the Maine/Canada border last week, I was stopped with my family at an illegal checkpoint on the US side by a goon-squad who rifled through our car and demanded our papers WHILE WE WERE LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don’t know why this isn’t a more mainstream concept. It doesn’t really matter how unpopular the party is today: there are just a ton of people who are looking for any excuse to put republicans back in charge again, as though all of today’s problems will magically disappear next time.
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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
theres nothing we can do. we can nuke them, or we can invade. that's it. neither is doable. we cant safely lob munitions at them anymore because were running out of that. i think pretty soon if we even want to bomb them we're going to have to fly planes over them and we don't have the guts for that
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Susan Collins is financed by a man who wants to make it easier to create nude pictures of children
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We are watching, in real time, the biggest fuck-up by any president in the history of the United States of America.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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Justice Putnam @justiceputnam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The fuckers called Eisenhower a commie and the interstate highway system a commie plot to make America commie, just so you know how long this commie bullshit has been going on.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Tom Schaller @schaller67.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dems are stupid. They should announce they believe McConnell is dead or in a coma and proceed to fill his seat. Heartless? Putting aside fact that heartless behavior would *honor* MM’s career, calling GOP’s bluff forces republicans who want to scorch Dems to roll Mitch out as proof of life.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
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getastandingdesk.bsky.social @getastandingdesk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's been updated!
So, like, the most obvious answer is they were caught offguard and are scrambling to figure out what to post & how, but it'd be uncharacteristically funny if this were an intentional way of throwing shade at Graham.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He never deleted it.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
While these buffoons try to run out the clock for Mitch McConnell, karma swiped one from them before they could notice.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/07/2026
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weekend at Bernie's poster but it's got Mitch McConnell's head and the title is 

weekend at mitchie's
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is when it began.
Donald Trump and his wife melania (left) after the mets lost Game 7 of the NLCS in 2006 when Carlos Beltran didn't swing.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump ruins everything #usmnt
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
having done this at least twice I would like to remind you that it’s highly entertaining to call McConnell’s office and ask if he’s dead
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is exactly my post-Covid observation of both Europe and South Korea is that in both places a pervasive sense of social responsibility continues to run through the culture, whereas in the US, social responsibility was always an act for most and Covid gave permission to permanently abandon it.
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN vs PLEASE EVACUATE
A PLEASE EVACUATE
DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER,
THIS EVENT IS POSTPONED UNTIL WEATHER PASSES, GO TO FREEDOM250 SOCIAL MEDIA FOR UPDATES
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EXT
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
These cowards wanted visibility without the threat of having their asses absolutely handed to them by a counter protest group.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Expanding the court is NOT an unsafe position to take! Which makes posts like Schumer’s victory lap about how our constitution (barely) held all the more infuriating. I believe Dems running on packing the court WILL drive voters to the polls. We’ve all had enough of THIS SCOTUS.
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