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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 4h
I was looking to see if there is such a thing as just a whistle to attach to a tea kettle bc it seemed like a waste to buy a whole new kettle. HOWEVER!
An iridescent teakettle. It’s basically a Lisa Frank teakettle.
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 6h
Lmaooooo Matthew Boyd
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 6h
lol what happened to my tv
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 6h
mixed berry tea with lemon and a blueberry fig bar, im cozy as hell over here
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 6h
George Lumbar, Jr. is the son of the team chiropractor
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h
OH DEAR GOD there’s a local plumber commercial during baseball and it features a small child drowning a stuffed animal in a toilet. Meaning they literally had a child splashing around in a toilet to film this
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h
was wondering why I can suddenly run so much farther/faster, then remembered that it’s no longer 85F with 137% humidity
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 8h
Tim Meadows is button training his cats and he has a button of him saying “Daddy”????????????
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 11h
It is kind of funny that there are two NBA teams that are “Big Ten team minus the “-eyes” at the end of the name”
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I move my office chair one (1) millimeter I will squish the cat because he is oozed underneath two of the wheels
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*hot take incoming* I actually do NOT want to watch top women athletes compete against random mediocre men who don’t realize they’re mediocre, stop debasing yourselves to prove a point to fucking losers who won’t get it anyway
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh man Prue said goodbye and i immediately started crying lol
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today i heard a commercial for the vmas and they’re on cbs? Are they an mtv thing??
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
after yesterday’s run my body is so hungover oh my god
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Guardians Magic Number @guardsmagicnumber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Triples from Kwan and Bazzana, 5 homers from Bailey(2), DeLauter, and Rocchio(2) helped Tanner Bibee settle after a rough first inning; and they had a 4-run ninth to settle it. The Guardians beat Kansas City 11-5. Colorado beat Chicago 9-6. Magic Number: 0 AL CENTRAL CHAMPS! #GuardsBall #GoGuards
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Ex-boyfriend of former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema allegedly threw 22 of her paintings in a pool” god her taste in clothing is so wretched, I bet her paintings are better off at the bottom of a pool
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was worried it would be too chilly to have a patio brunch after my run bc it’s only 63F, but I brought a light jacket and I’m sitting in the sun and it’s *perfect*
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to switch from nerds clusters to sour patch kids as my breakfast of champions, the nerds clusters simply are not very good
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t wait to hear an analysis of what the fuck is up with the mound in Kansas City tonight bc this is a trainwreck
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw some mlb clips from like 2013 today and im so glad the pendulum has swung back to tighter pants for baseball
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I have once again accidentally dressed like I’m headed out to devour some skiers
Me wearing gray leggings and a matching gray tshirt.
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shit's fucked!
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The problem with having male cats is that they’re little boy, baby boy and it’s so hard to NOT sing the song from Nightman
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I *hate* when the side scroller forces your forward like this
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for days I’ve been thinking, “what was the tweet where someone repeated a word twice in either Spanish or Italian and the word was a weird one?” It just came to me: the Spanish Jolly Green Giant
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had a very long 🫩 kind of meeting today and wow it’s nice to do a yoga after that
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
great news everyone: i did NOT accidentally pay double my mortgage payment this month! the online system is old and displaying stuff in a weird way because my payment isn’t due til next week
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not to brag but I’ve gotten several great nights of sleep in a row
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ESPN guy just said “Dominic Calzone”
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep seeing this commercial and thinking “who’s this dumb bitch wearing pantyhose and a leotard on a treadmill” and then realizing it’s Miley Cyrus and then it’s like oh that makes sense, carry on
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last month I found out there is a cheesecake vendor at one specific spot for like 4 hours on Wednesdays. I haven’t been able to make it there…UNTIL TODAY. There’s a mini blackberry cheesecake in my fridge now :)
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hold up. taylor swift is releasing an "encore" on the same day avengers is doing an "encore" in theaters? BRAND SYNERGY
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shoutout to me for deep cleaning the litter boxes today
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!
A tweet from mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social that says, “I like them!”

Immediately followed by a tweet from me that says, "If you're cold, they're cold! They're coming in whether you like it or not" and it's just a horde of house centipedes.

She was NOT replying to me but it looks funny as adjacent tweets.
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
centipede centipede (one centipede with its mouth sewn onto the butt of the centipede in front of it)
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which would you rather find in your shower: -two enormous house centipedes -a human centipede
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! They’re coming in whether you like it or not” and it’s just a horde of house centipedes
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cleveland deserves better
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve boredom-searched for “digger trailer” and blocked people who think it looks good. They follow > 1000 accounts and/or use the r word, which is not making me feel like I’m wrong about digger being stupid
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aw man I was on a fantastic run tonight but arrived at my destination, otherwise I prob would’ve PRed 5k
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no. I’ve been hit by the Sudden Sleepies
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
apparently Ed Sheeran said this has been the worst week of his life and somebody pointed out that his wife was diagnosed with cancer while pregnant. That diagnosis is not funny at all but does make Ed’s claim about this being the worst week of his life extremely funny
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can’t believe I saw “I’ve been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months” and “Poncho Munch for Deano Banano” on the same day
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and Zendaya is Meechee
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
question: is Digger supposed to look like Temu Wes Anderson
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andy Samberg is so hot lol
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Twins vs Giants in a Zodiac battle for the ages
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Bus Aficionada @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lifelong cabbage hater just made braised cabbage for dinner (it wasn’t as good as I was hoping for but I think I have a way to fix it)
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