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Keals

@cortelyouu.bsky.social
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Secret Canadian living in the dark place.

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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 17m
Again I say, this guy thinks he can be president! That we will put up with this shit…from HIM! Not even ultra MAGA assholes can stand him!
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 2h
So polished 😬😬😬
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 3h
Ha I live here you can’t read a bio? I’ve lived here 40 years lol you don’t know me.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 4h
Three weeks from today and it’s goodbye Ken Paxton.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17h
(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 17h
When did they start dressing secret service like doofuses
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 19h
They’re really comfortable ignoring the courts these days because no consequences ever.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 20h
Quite a ratio we’re working with.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 20h
I’ll be honest he really seems to be spiraling.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 20h
Democratic leadership better have a stack of pre-filled subpoenas ready to go.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 20h
Who knew it could be so simple. I can’t wait until we are rid of this wretched soul.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 21h
READ THE ROOM, Senator.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 21h
The amount of people that get hauled in front of Congress will be…well shit, will Jeffries haul anyone in?
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bare minimum
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not know how many times we need to be disappointed by this “leadership” before it sinks in that we need new leadership.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stevie Wonder could see that. You’d think America was run by stupid people: who would make a deal that would not only accomplish nothing but also has the worst optics?
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Republicans are out here ginning up an October surprise - against themselves.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Omar is going to win no matter what they do. They’re just embarrassing themselves.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean this is it. This is the end of the road for them. If they don’t do it now, they’ll never get to. So the next three weeks are going to be absolutely insane.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Once again this shit is only going to appeal to the very thinnest slice of completely rabid MAGA. The rest of us think it’s disgusting and can’t wait to vote these atrocious people into oblivion.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is really instructive. Ukraine learned a really valuable lesson here!
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They know they’re out of time. Expect much more of this…
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What part of “NEVER” do these assholes not understand?
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The destruction of data centers in Russi thing could really break the march of fascism across the free world. This is no exaggeration.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seriously, Zelenskyy should ask Trump if he even said thank you. All bets are clearly off.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is proof they are hurting Russia way more than they want anyone to know. Keep going, Ukraine.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Too little too late. They’re cooked.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m sort of amused they think this might work?
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The goal is for it to be the rest of your lives…
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m sure this will help Trump in the midterms. Jesus Christ everything they are doing is twice as stupid as the last thing.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
US intelligence is no longer worth the paper it’s printed on.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Weirdest promotion in history.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m talking the intelligence community variety as opposed to civilian. We saw what’s happened with Luigi. He won’t walk.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They know they’re guilty and don’t care. There is no bridge too far for this psychopath fake president.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They should absolutely call that bluff
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Perhaps the west needs to step up their efforts to assassinate theirs.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We know Putin will not resort to nukes. He’s threatened to use them and Ukraine keeps destroying their oil infrastructure. It’s going to be a very long winter for Russia. I do fear Putin will gather hundreds of thousands of bodies to attempt one last brutal D-Day style assault that actually works.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Russian oligarchy and Putin are interdependent. Once he’s gone, they’re toast. They’ve all been waiting for (cultivating) useful tools like Trump and the Republican Party for about half a century now.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s good to see Ukraine not taking orders from a couple of Nepo-baby real estate guys.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol exactly the right response.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too bad for Trump that Ukraine no longer needs weapons from us so he has no leverage - EU needs to step up right quick to condemn this.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This should be a five alarm fire and yet it will get shrugged off and memory holed immediately.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’re just doing all the dumb things right now. How are we gonna get through another two years of this.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re right, the high road has really served us well.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think we are finally seeing the appropriate response to these people. Will it make republicans stop being revolting? Probably not, but there will finally be consequences for it.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everyone in the admin gets that!
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s about to lose congress and with that, any deals with Putin. Hope that keeps him up at night.
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean from her perspective she got plucked from irrelevance and suddenly was getting paid six figures to do nothing alongside the most powerful person in the world who she also thinks was chosen by GOD! She is on top of the world (in her insane world).
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Keals @cortelyouu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where’s the diaper bag? Does she have someone to carry that now?
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