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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 2h
nancy showing her aunt a phone which reads "your posts" and the associated disgust/horror to be expected
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tried fisting for the first time and I got it wrong. I'm so embarrassed. I really put my foot in it.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 4h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4h
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 5h
people who change their avatar just for this month are the scum of the earth and help make this site unusable
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 7h
September 30 // October 1
achewood's ray smuckles admonishes little nephew for dressing as a goth: "Listen here now, little mister! You aint' gettin NO pizza so long as you walkin' around lookin' like Gay KISS!"Ray Smuckles in goth garb presses a button on his skull codpiece, which makes it utter the words "BELA... LUGOSI'S... DEAD..."
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 6h
YOU - “I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.” (Nod to the lieutenant.) KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. COMPOSURE - He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.
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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 7h
these two were taken almost exactly one year apart, the previous one at about 1 year on HRT. holy fuck, my face has changed so much, as has my body. without the corset now looks like with the corset a year ago...
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 13h
i don't think the state has any business torturing anyone to death
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 17h
To be fair, I’m not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?” Before him was the guy who confessed over drinks that he didn’t “believe in Helen Keller,” because there was “no way she actually flew that plane.” I asked if he meant Amelia Earhart. “Who?” I slept with both of them.
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 19h
"Bandcamp Friday again on the 2nd, time to fill my cart with two dollar albums from guys with names like "Goblin Hovel""
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 19h
grindr bio of a guy who’s absolutely not getting laid
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21h
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 22h
on forums before emote reactions, if somebody said something really funny you kinda had to riff on their post in order to express that you thought it was funny or it'd be considered low effort. it would result in whole pages of nothing but good jokes, all one-upping the previous. A Poster's Crucible
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 23h
For even the solitary witch never truly walks alone. She may be rarely seen at those guerrilla covens of extreme need, but she travels with the spirits of the land. Her constant companions are genii locorum – whispering, protecting and teaching as she navigate her way. – #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 29/09/2026
another year, another feature on ign.com 😘 just lil #gamergirl things 🤭 source: www.ign.com/videos/game-...
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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harvocel @harvocel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ciocie cioelle #killsixbilliondemons
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wow that's cursed
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, yeah, whatever could lead you to speculate that they might be fuel thieves?
Text from a Times story on the Fairford incident:

The vans contained barrels and were marked with a fake logo and phone number so they gave the impression, wrongly, of being owned by a legitimate fuel transit company. It sparked speculation about whether the men were fuel thieves.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CREEPSHOW (1982, George A. Romero)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeremy Clarkson died from drinking a gone-off pint of dog cum and contracting a fatal case of rabies, the questions of Iran's links remain.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re right Adela, every single night i am praying that my tits are sitting right
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Incredible
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POLICE STOP
Release of 5 Men in U.K. Prompts New Questions Over Possible Terror Plot The British counterterrorism police said the five British nationals arrested near R.A.F. Fairford on Su...Editing the Blue-Gray Lady d @nytdiff.bsky.social
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Release of 5 Men in U.K. Prompts New Questions Over Possible Terror Plot at U.K.
Air Base Used by U.S. Raises Security Concerns
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Conflieting accounts from a bystander who called the The British counterterrorism police and from President Trump have led to questions about whether security services knew about said the possible plot in advance. five British nationals arrested near R.A.F. Fairford on Sunday were being released on bail but remained under investigation.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
skill issue, i could run a wife school that would fix maga husbands
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was playing someone's game and finished a quest in an unexpected way using stealth. It was one of the first times where I felt really rewarded for doing so and it was an awesome moment only marred by the scripting not accounting for it. The designer's response was to remove that option.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread
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Lucretius Bourgeois @maviscruet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two things to learn: The cloud is just someone else's pc and you don't control your data Never trust the generosity of capitalists, it's a trap. Literally "the first one is free" stories you were told about dealers when you were in school.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
I just don't find her physically attractive.
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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my very favourite kind of people in the world are the ones who demand statistics and block you before you can actually collate the answer, lol. if only someone could have phrased that in a more pithy way
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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ChiTheMonkey🏳️‍🌈 is waiting for her season ❄️💀🐦‍⬛ @chithemonkey.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember folks, if you're worried about passing, make sure you're getting enough water and fiber. You can get psyllium husk supplements to help if you need to, but diet and hydration are the best ways to address issues with passing.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UN helmets breaking open my door.  One saying, "If it says 95% chance to hit, you shouldn't be able to miss." The other saying, "If I roll two 1s in a row, my next roll has to be higher than 15."

i am a wide-eyed smiling meme man with a shotgun
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Shamey @shamey.gay · 27/09/2026
I would never have an indoor child. Children need to roam freely.
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Computer @computer0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After much effort this video is finally done youtu.be/ZjuTFbhRuJ8 #otdevil
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Overanalyzing of the Devil Episode 0
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how can i lead the erotic and sensual life of my dreams when i also am terrified of the danger of intimacy. mods?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don't!
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h67o67r67s67e @equine67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm ready to vote any time but it's not going to be for Kamala Harris. I couldn't vote for her in 2024 and I couldn't vote for her now.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the best part of being a hot woman is that whatever music you’re sincerely into is automatically cool by virtue of you liking it. that’s half the point of being hot
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can’t just keep calling it the Burgerreich 😭 The US:
Donald Trump stood in front of American flags, a McDonald’s arch. Text reads THE GOLDEN AGE
LOCALLY OWNED * NATIONALLY LOVED
MCDONALD'S IMPACT SUMMIT 2025
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Pink Diablo @pinkdiablo01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m bi and a witch call me a bitch
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEW: Massive Attack frontman Robert Del Naja has been arrested on suspicion of showing support for a proscribed organisation outside of Labour's party conference in Liverpool – the first under the tenure of Andy Burnham
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Massive Attack musician arrested at Palestine protest outside Labour conference
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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
okay eating nothing all day but a protien yogurt, some chorizo, energy drinks, ADHD medication, vodka and vapes maybe...could have had some strategic flaws
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