Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 6hMe when I catch Khaldoon Al-Mubarak and he tries that diplomatic immunity bullshit 020
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 15hIt’s going to be really funny when this guy immediately gets sank because he can’t get out of Mayor mindset and still reflexively genuflects to the UAE 1121
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New Actress album is very good. Thank you for your attention to this matter 000
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The plight of Manchester United makes much more sense now. Hiring Berrada thinking they were getting an elite football CEO when he probably just fucked about in mycrimes.xls all day 010
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the News Agents, Ian Dunt and all those jabronis are telling you it’s radical but they aren’t immediately demanding the freikorps?! It’s a work brother 050
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One thing new Labour loves more than anything is using absolute numbers that sound like a lot and that they’re actually doing something but in the grand scheme of things is next to fuck all 070
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you know what I just realised is a void in this speech? Any word about the right wing violence and terrorism we've seen for a whole summer, and him doing something about that 24617
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagining a British intelligence officer having to explain the concepts of dogging and fuel theft to a stern American chud. Who then has to explain it to Trump 171
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This might actually be worse than Starmer lol 3273
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The IRGC is behind my wife getting railed in the back of the Jag while I sadly jerk it watching 060
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414526699
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“We don’t have any leverage whatsoever and we’re being buried alive with the US empire’s rotting corpse, but if we repeat a couple or buzzwords we might be able to sound like we’re doing something” 090
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Outside chance the arrested lads are like Captain Gatso Blade runners and were planning to blow up speed cameras imo 053
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly what’s the fucking point of the Lib Dems. They just take near enough the exact same positions as everybody else but with less charismatic politicians and a urine themed colour scheme 150
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Incredible exchange here. “Yes he was a useless authoritarian dipshit, but you shouldn’t have said it” 2130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can’t just keep calling it the Burgerreich 😭 The US: 312333
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“It’s not going to improve people’s lives here is it?!” I dunno man I’ve been watched children get murdered for three years straight now, it probably would improve our mental wellbeing if we stopped running cover for the murderers and maybe tried to do something about it 831759
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This looks like reversing 40 years of neoliberal decline alright! 3236
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026-The posters’ strike -Antifa Bleach -Being able to post and not get a bunch of dense Americans in your mentions -Driving Dorsey off the platform 2100
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just seen a house listing that has 32 photos. Half of them are AI generated “what you could do with this room”, the other half is the actual rooms and which don’t even have the same proportions as the slop. Fucking hate it here 3170
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/09/2026ed sheeran is like a reverse saint patrick. if you dumped him in the chicago river it would turn red and then rise up in the shape of a gigantic oliver cromwell like that fuckass koifish from S1 of avatar the last airbender 24514
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃Lauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New frontiers in sports medicine are constantly being explored. Thank you, Dr Marshawn Lynch 041
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Haven’t really watched much TV recently so can’t get too mad at the list but very funny to include GoT in the top 10. A show that fumbled so bad it mostly got erased from collective memory 000
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am absolutely beating this cunt to death on top of Arsenal gear first chance I get 120
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Rides a Bomb - Whoo Hoo!Alt: Homer Simpson Rides a Bomb - Whoo Hoo! 0114
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who’s the decent centre right. Coalition era centrists who destroyed Libya and did austerity we’ve still not recovered from? Woke Soubz and the MI5 marionette who voted with the evil government most of the time? Times columnists who are now indistinguishable from Der Sturmer posters? 182
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every day I’m furious Christopher Walken’s plan to flood Silicon Valley and destroy it was simply a plot of one of the more shit Bond films and not an actual event 1121
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you were serious about this you would shut down most of the British media and shoot the Boer. This is just piss 091
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Obviously Trump will just try to get some cheap heat from anybody in front of him, but it is hilarious how much he despises Keith despite all the craven attempts to preserve the sanctity of the special relationship with the senile Nazi paedophile 4111
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Work, 2019: somebody’s manager told his team that if they voted Labour to get the fuck out of their team. 2020: I stopped talking politics with less online people for similar reasons (fucking Labour off and not loving the centrist restoration). And ever since then I’ve mostly kept my mouth shut 020
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Andy Burnham I voted for you and I love you but we are not oil and gas independent. We are having a hard time getting diesel fuel for the dogging cars in Alfreton 120
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are we all across this? Do we have a plan? 3162
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Heard yer bf hit shuffle and Godsmack came on 040
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Caught a fragment of one of the films on tv before changing and even then it was a bit bonkers? Like they’ve got the scene with a little gremlin that’s Not Pennywise but transforms into what you fear: White Student 1: Alan Rickman Weasley: Spiders Student 3, British South Asian girl: THE COBRA 140
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The nan complaining about the lemonade at the death camp 080
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In a sport full of Guys (derogatory), Azeez Al-Shair seems like a real one at least 010
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have pissed off everybody with my bullshit prevaricating. What if the way out was more prevaricating?? Oh delightfully devilish Ed 130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lol sure, let’s just close the Bab Al Mandeb Strait permanently, it’ll be fine 130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This club is finished. We’ve got the team playing in treacle and starting with the same cracked defence from five years ago, meanwhile the owner’s too busy flogging CCS scams while saying Two World Wars 🤬 171
