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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

kenny my car is in the shop pray for car

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

well well well looky who's back in my recommendations AGAIN hello John youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

youtu.be

07/27/1978

YouTube video by lasagnacat

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

otoh he's kind of a douche these days and broke his own rules about talking politics as a rock star so maybe i do wanna jinx it

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i don't wanna jinx it but less than two years until Alice Cooper can sing "I'm Eighty" at his own birthday

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[realizing i'm also not wearing any pants] oh no, i just failed cocktober too!

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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 02/10/2024

When it's October First

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026

Me on Sept 30 : Me on Oct 1st

prosaic Tilda Swinton from We Need To Talk About Kevin looking drained of her vital essences

ecstatic vampire Tilda Swinton from 'Only Lovers Left Alice's, her mouth awash in blood

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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month

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NESbot @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026

YouTuber and MinnMax Host Jacob Geller accused of sexual abuse www.resetera.com/threads/16...

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok i just realized Hasbro owns D&D and Milton Bradley but the world still doesn't have a Hungry Hungry Hook Horrors game. smdh.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My god... the coffee scale is screaming

My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LMAO OMG they included laura wellington in this piece. she is the absolute worst possible spokesperson/model for estranged older parents. if the wsj really gave a shit about "healing families" they would platform people like Liza Ginette instead - they did before but I guess ragebait plays better.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

deleted my reply because it made this guy sound way cooler than he is

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

want to feel old? that kid from the nevermind album cover is your dad, and he's very disappointed you didn't call your mom on her birthday

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i'd say "it's me" but i wouldn't call scarfing a bunch of edibles and watching that one hour lasagnacat video about the garfield pipe strip hosted by Drew Barrymore's half-brother John featuring music by phillip glass for the film "kundun" on repeat for six hours "absolutely jack shit" idk

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026

Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(crawls back into the sea when I realize i left the dial-a-pirate code wheel in my cabin)

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i often think of him

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

spencer paid for the whole milk but you'll only need the edge!!!!

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what are you talking about i've got it right here <opens lunchbox> grilled soup and tomato cheese ??????????

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

it’s been a rough week for getting enough sleep and i’m tired as hell limping to the finish but on the bright side at least i’m not in a BONE TOMAHAWK (2015) situation

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