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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ok i have a certain undesireable flavour of completionist brain that already has problems with the infinite scroll so why are you doing this shit to me bsky???

1/3 eg the new Bluesky indicator that shows there are more posts by the op in the replies

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

just found Backrooms 2: Electric Boogaloo while househunting

someone mounted an electric fireplace with gamer LEDs at tv height in an uggo finished basement

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

i got another joke: <knock knock> "who's there?" "so i'm thinking about buying your neighbour's house but i need to know one thing... which of you is the total asshole? or is this like a 50/50 thing?"

a screenshot of a semidetached (aka duplex) home for sale where the driveway is divided in two by an ugly chainlink fence

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

how is timbbit formed? how is timbbit formed? how donut get pragnent

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

everyone who said apple memojis were dumb clearly wasn't sending one in this pose to all their friends with messages like “don’t worry I’ll never tell”

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

99% of my memes are just bullshit for online friends that nobody else will get but this is maybe my favourite

costco's sergeant hotdog holding a hotdog and a drink but i used mspaint to turn him into batman with the bat signal in the background

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

don't kid yourself jimmy if a cow ever got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

woah this inflation is out of control amirite?? ha ha anyway i hope you enjoy a text message various Moms because we can't afford grandchildren for ya

A message with "Happy Mother's" typed and the autocomplete is suggesting Week | Month | Weekend

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

deleting old text messages and this one from when my auto shop sent an uber to pick me up is sure a vibe

A text message that reads "Head to the curb." and that's it

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli. Getting more hardcore challenging.

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Gillette ceo 🤝 the dark lord “fuck everything, we’re doing six blades!”

A dragon quest skeleton with six arms and six swords

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Don’t even talk to me before I’ve had my morning weeabull

A can of cherry and sakura sugar free red bull

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

damn i thought you were talking about gerbert

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

two weeks ago i was looking for this old shitty photoshop i did years ago and i don't remember why but i found it so,

people being photographed "holding up" the tower of pisa from angles that reveal that, NO, they aren't actually holding it up. they kinda look like people throwing hadoukens so i photoshopped some hadoukens in, including a janty little one hitting the tower in the background. alt text really is explaining the joke huh?

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

inside you there are two bears...

Cover of a children's book named "The Very Cranky Bear" by Nick Bland

Cover of a children's book named "The Very Clever Bear" by Nick Bland

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

pretend i photoshopped D-FENC onto this :effort:

a photo of the D-FENS license plate from the film Falling Down

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

will no one rid me of this meddlesome ai?

Gemini, unasked for, providing me with the completely wrong answer to a very simple question.

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

finally, a product for my professional child. welcome to the grindset timmy.

sale listing for Amazon Fire HD 10 Kids Pro tablet (newest model)

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I assume they spent 25 years arguing if the fire was real and then another 25 arguing about how bad it is going to get in the future

Headline that reads "COP30 live: conference centre evacuated as fire breaks out"

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

aw shit yeah i get to post this again

That damn smile meme
panel 1: so you see, that's where the trouble began
panel 2: dave foley as his axe murderer character from kids in the hall, covered in blood and smiling
panel 3: that smile
panel 4: that damned smile

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Crispy Ginger Beef, Calgary style (probably the closest thing I have to a hometown i guess)

Deep fried beef coated in a dark sweet ginger sauce

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

kudos to the posts on the imdb parents guide page for that marvel zombies show that are obviously by kids attempting to downplay how violent the show is. i absolutely would have done this before asking my Mom if I could watch it. good luck!

Screenshot of the contributions mentioned in my post. The ones I found funniest:
"Violence isnt too bad."
"Violence is not like tv MA violence it's more like 16 violence. It's also animated so it's not as graphic."
"The violence feels more like a TV-14 most of the time. I'm very sensitive to gore, but Season 1 is definitely a slightly more brutal TV-14."

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

oh shit it's Tyres O'Flaherty in his early 50s

Tyres O'Flaherty, a character from the tv series Spaced

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I say Repo Men is underrated. It’s a neat premise, the acting is good, and I think it was just too dark and gory for most people to handle. It’s no 10/10 but I enjoyed it. I can imagine a better executed version would have been a critical hit but probably would have been toned down to pull that off.

A screenshot of Repo Men from rotten tomatoes. It has a 22% tomatometer and 42% popcornmeter.

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

just stumbled across an image edit from late 2024 i made labeled "it's me lol.pxm" fucking owned myself when i was in an ambien haze i guess

a comic panel of a young man viewed from underneath, very dramatically. the building he is in is labeled "ivory". he is speaking and he says "how much more shit will the people take! if only they would read by POSTS they would be free" where the word POSTS was photoshopped in. He is also labeled with "note how POSTER uses HYPERBOLE (heightens tension)" where POSTER and HYPERBOLE were photoshopped in as well.

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

First five Steam purchases with a bonus of my last purchase - neat coincidence. The second Prey game was a lot of fun and it's amusing to me how they had the IP rights and just didn't use them in the end, but kept the name.

27 Sep, 2008 - Rockstar Retro Collection
27 Jul, 2008 - Bioshock
27 Apr, 2008 - Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword
30 Mar, 2008 - The Orange Box
30 Mar, 2008 - Prey

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Awesome, thanks for the unsolicited help finding a new job, work-sanctioned chatbot!

Copilot on my work laptop randomly sent me this notification:
"Ready for a career move?
I'll help you find roles that fit your location and career goals."

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I had an automation that did a "nice" alert on my phone for awhile but I retired it after i took these. dorky af but it made the yosprof made so extremely worth it.