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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage

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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok i just realized Hasbro owns D&D and Milton Bradley but the world still doesn't have a Hungry Hungry Hook Horrors game. smdh.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
猫パンダ
@pika_nekopanda

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ落ち着いてください。助けは来ませんよ。

Translated from Japanese by Google

To all the Americans facing Monday morning, please stay calm. No help is coming.
3:54 AM • Apr 6, 2026
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMAO OMG they included laura wellington in this piece. she is the absolute worst possible spokesperson/model for estranged older parents. if the wsj really gave a shit about "healing families" they would platform people like Liza Ginette instead - they did before but I guess ragebait plays better.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nicole backlit by a projector while she wonders at the wondrous magic of cinema, obscuring half the screen
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
YOSPOS bicht
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
so this is a wider framing of the moment that’s actually pictured at https://x.com/Jet2Flyy/status/1996665676279296386?s=20, but i quote-posted to give context so i can stop typing in this alt text box
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
want to feel old? that kid from the nevermind album cover is your dad, and he's very disappointed you didn't call your mom on her birthday
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'd say "it's me" but i wouldn't call scarfing a bunch of edibles and watching that one hour lasagnacat video about the garfield pipe strip hosted by Drew Barrymore's half-brother John featuring music by phillip glass for the film "kundun" on repeat for six hours "absolutely jack shit" idk
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Screenshot of Tweets that say: 

"Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i often think of him
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
it’s been a rough week for getting enough sleep and i’m tired as hell limping to the finish but on the bright side at least i’m not in a BONE TOMAHAWK (2015) situation
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sleepy
comic about a puppy named Basil in bed staring out the window saying; "What a beautiful morning! Time to finally start my day!" Only to fall back asleep
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Janelle Zetty @janellezetty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A group of guys with some Mormons playing uno. Caption says if we lose we get baptized and if they lose they go out drinking with us
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
(garbage bag rips open sending a torrent of bathwater rushing down the driveway) (texting my friend) dude great call re: throwing baby out separate
Nov 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Gigan #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr_w...
youtube.com
Cowgirl (Hackers Soundtrack)
YouTube video by hackerssoundtrack
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rotor @rotor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finally, some good technology
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules."
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kid 2 working hard on her homework
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/09/2026
this is gpt6 astra btw
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

...

Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
these sexy halloween costumes are out of control
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
these sexy halloween costumes are out of control
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
some of you are rly still out here watching lord of the rings....
Frodo (1976–2013)—chimpanzee, baby-eating "bully", attacked Jane Goodall and Gary Larson
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what's going on with the tariffs but what's going on with the passage of time. don't worry kitten. ok yay
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok i have a certain undesireable flavour of completionist brain that already has problems with the infinite scroll so why are you doing this shit to me bsky???
1/3 eg the new Bluesky indicator that shows there are more posts by the op in the replies
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
return of the Lloyd 
@entertheLloyd
Throwing bags of fentanyl out the window during a police chase and the cops start spinning out and crashing like Mario Kart
2:59 PM • 16 Jul 22
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
tfw you are reminded it is a holiday monday tomorrow
sunday scary skeleton fucking owned by holiday monday
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In 1989, a pelican named Katta-kun began going to a kindergarten in Japan where it played and interacted with the children as if it were one of them. Original post
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