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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah those prices aren’t going down any time soon
Missile attack on airport in Saudi Arabia's capital kills 12 people and injures over 300
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1 of 2| This image from video obtained and verified by AP shows thick black smoke and flames rising from a fire atA Saudi-led coalition blamed Saturday afternoon's attack on the Houthis. It was the latest of several in the past week on King Khalid International Airport in the capital Riyadh and marked the deadliest attack in any Gulf Arab country since the start of the Iran war.
Saudi Arabia is the world's top oil exporter and the attacks have sent up oil prices and rattled markets.
Following the attack, U.S. President Donald
Trump said Saturday he was weighing whether the United States would join Saudi strikes against the rebels.Trump says Ukraine should get a new president as he blames Zelenskyy for
US diesel prices
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22h
Twin peaks It is happening again.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Donald J. Trump • ©
@realDonaldTrump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.
There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or youll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH. Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J.
TRUMP
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Werner Herzog
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bzzt, wrongo
Oh so good kudos ads
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Return of the Cm... @cm... • Sep 23, 2025
I love how everybody says trumps really good at insults and then he's like "I call him
frowning Frank"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Return of the Cmonste... @cmon... • 10mo
Can Al tuck your kids in at night? Can it write you a beautiful symphony full of meaning and wonder? Can it suck you off and tell you to make a mess in its mouth?
Can Al hug you and tell you your father loved you?
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bob says he worries about economic uncertainty for his children that he isn't allowed to talk to anymore.
His current favorite candidate is deeply conservative local firebrand, Griswald Lerner, whose main policy is claiming the holocaust didn't happen
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Just a general FYI: I get that the CIA and
FBI did some shady and crappy things in the 50s-80s. But if you are using those examples as referents for their (legal) powers *now,* you are showing your ignorance of some major constraints that were placed on them by Congress*
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good guys Chucky doll
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Solo uno pregunta mas
Peter Falk as Clemente in the twilight zone
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
ZaslavEllison
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happens all the time
Lady and the tramp spaghetti
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Ellison upon realising that combining paramount and hbo streaming platforms will cannibalise revenue streams:
Guy in resident evil scared running through the street
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here comes da skydance
Resident evil combined body monster
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God his face is so funny here
Cory Booker visibly seeing his presidential hopes go down the tubes in a group picture with Netanyahu
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle. - Brian Cantrill
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Return of the Cmo... @cmo... • Oct 1, 2025
Honestly Bari Weiss being named as the editor in chief of CBS gives me a weird sense of peace. She's a propagandist to be sure but she's also an incredibly lazy charlatan and I don't think her new owners nor her understand just how incompetent she is nor how badly this will end
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Chris Farley scene in Billy Madison where he talks about how he had sex with the teacher and then admits it wasn’t him but a friend and then admits how his friend also didn’t have sex with the teacher
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ed Harris in gone baby gone wearing a mask that looks like Fetterman
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good lord those are some rancid vibes
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Return of the Cmonste... @cmon.. • 10mo l've said it before I'II say it again: Megyn Kelly hates women more than anyone I've ever seen
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IT'S HAPPENING
Megyn Kelly questions whether Jeffrey Epstein's desire for "very young teen types" made him a pedophile
Kelly: "I think there is a difference. There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old."
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ben stiller in dodgeball saying “touché”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol, lmao
GABE POIROT: "I MET JESUS" WHILE IN 18-DAY COMA

Picture of Gabe in a coma
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This website has become so powerful
BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.... • 35s
Yuck. Used sex toys... my stepdaughter house was robbed. She didnt have much, but the robbers took a lovely ornate large box. Inside the box was her, adult toy collection. Her erotic art she drew some journals. She filed a report with the police She was super upset
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BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.... • 35s
About a week later 2 state troopers knocked on her door to ask her questions and take her into custody for illegal dumping... the burglars had dumped her box into a dumpster and they people complained... so the police looked at
"evidence" found her name address etc.
BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.bsky.social
She explained what happened... but the worst creepy question she asked... where's the dumpster... she was going to dumpster dive for sex toys... for real. Afterwards I joked with her about it. Her defense was... i had A LOT of money invested....
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I LOVE THIS TOWN
Return of the Cmonster... @cmonm... • 2h I feel like American news sources haven't prepared the country whatsoever for the impending economic disaster coming from the energy crisis and I don't know how goofy Americans are going to get when it hits 1/2
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BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob... • 42m
One of my economic gauges of my local community is .. what adult toys are for sale. During covid everyone bought quads side by sides, dirt bikes, boats, classic cars, etc. There were few if any decent buys on to marketplace everyone wanted top $. You would never see em on the curb for sale. Now I do
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This was very strange to read, as I had to adjust mid-post to what was meant by "adult toys"
Good point though
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My personal favorite ridiculous cosmetic effect in a movie. It looks so silly. Wonderful.
Old Winona Ryder in Edward scissorhands
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me describing my trip to Rio for carnivale:
CABOOSES WERE BRUTAL
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Return of the Cmonster... @cmonma... • 1d
If you're going into "Nixon got a raw deal" you are licking the baggie of political grievances
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Or you are trying to set the stage for what is going to happen to you soon, but way worse..Jack Nicholson in as good as it gets saying 

Where did they teach you to talk like this?
In some Panama City 'sailor wanna hump-hump' bar?
Or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey?
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes I repost my Werner herzog series just to see this in my notifications. It makes me smile
A series of pictures of Werner herzog in my notifications
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Return of the Cmonster... @cmonm... • 17h
If you're going into "Nixon got a raw deal" you are licking the baggie of political grievances
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Or licking MAGA baggies!
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mfw people earnestly reply to my shitposts:
My pfp with a skull over it
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes trump would never bizarrely genuflect in a faux sign of his religiosity
Trump holding a bible like nobody has ever held a bible before
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never recovering
Return of the Cmonster... @cmonm... • 2h
Everyone loves my screenshots of people saying silly things until they're the ones being screenshotted saying something silly
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Howard Dean Koontz is this anything?
idk they threw me out after i said jeffrey epstein-barr
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I could absolutely see trump doing this
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During one of Nixon's mania episodes he demanded from Henry Kissinger to know if he believed in god, and then made Kissinger kneel and pray alongside him in front of a painting of Lincoln.
I can't imagine Trumpf praying to anyone for forgiveness. He has no contrition and believes in nothing.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nixon: How many catboys do you need?
Dean: I would say a million
Nixon: We could get that
Dean: Mm-hmm
Nixon: I could get the catboys fairly easily
Dean: Well, I think that we're..
Nixon: I know where they could be gotten
Dean: Mm-hmm
Nixon: I mean, it's not easy, but it could be done
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mfw viggo mortensons scene comes up in Carlitos way:
THAT IS UNFORTUNATE.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t like fedposting as I’ll sometimes accidentally like one because
I'm too tired too fuckin' blind
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Yeah man… I remember the nugget war…”
Ronald McDonald with a machine gun
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Me clicking on a muted reply: "well well well, if it isn't the terrible opinion brothers"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 8mo Oscar Wilde had so many great retorts like when a critic asked him "What if I said your writing was best served to children" and Oscar shot back "How about I come over to your place and slash your tires? Maybe burn your house down while I'm at it? You think this is a game? I'm not the one, pal!"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You: “I hope I end up on discover one day” Me:
DON'T YOU SAY THAT, DON'T YOU
EVER SAY THAT.

From Billy Madison
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My patience has paid off
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I'm waiting for the next news scoop that shows John Fetterman once again being a big dumb asshole
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually there are a bunch of the eating weird ones lol
Aykroyd in trading places eating salmon out of a dirty Santa beard
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is objectively hilarious. “I love datacenters so much. Look at this circuit board. That’s a sexy circuit board..”
Dj playing at the data Center party with an image of a pcb in the background
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
History is rhyming so much faster these days
MAR 23. 2826 12:48 PM
Polymarket's Coming-Out Party in Washington Was a
Disaster
At the Polymarket pop-up in DC, attendees were supposed to be able to bet on geopolitical crises in real time with their friends. That didn't happen.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this town
Reposted by moby dickgirl
Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.s... • 12h it's against my principles to drink with the man I've diddled
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever I’m feeling sad I search for “gen x” in my photo library for a little pick me up
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Gen X is a very tough bunch.
In 1986, school children were made to watch a shuttle launch that exploded 90 seconds later.
They were given no counseling, they were just told to go to the next class like nothing happened.
And they survived.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The picture below of Zuck but he’s saying "I'm doing kegels right now, but they're imperceptible. I call them 'hummingbirds",
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow
Cheew Work Cimes
The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21 Century

A gigantic shasta mcnasty splashed across the page
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