Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h 2181
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h 1284
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacques☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1htfw you realize your idea requires a strong party 2161
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1hstatic.klipy.comMichael Keaton's Startling Bedside MomentAlt: Michael Keaton's jerk off gesture in multiplicity 1100
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hLarry: “And how are the ticket sales?” HBO: “ticket sales?” Larry: “Bzzt, wrongo” 050
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hI’m betting it’s a one and done after the Ellisons see the $100m per episode price tag. Like I’m sure they enjoy the cultural debate over it, but Larry the lawnmower will not tolerate that cost 180
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hIt’s like pointing a gun at someone but the shot has to go through your own head and bragging about how morally right you are for not pulling the trigger. Looney toons levels of stupid. The only reason people say it imo is to remind all the neighbours that, in case you forgot, they have nukes 0100
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 2hIT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE 1247
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h“It’s just because we’re so moral that we don’t drop nukes on an area 48 miles away from Jerusalem” shut up you fucking dumbass 2262
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacquesmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2happarently they debunked john fetterman.. yeah i guess it was just a youppi! with mange 0232
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacquesmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 10hdeactivating my account because people are mad at me for drawing racist and misogynistic harry potter pornography 838929
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h“We should have just wiped them out” yeah you’re doing that in the only viable way you can right now. 1171
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hOnce you realise the reason Israel doesn’t nuke Gaza is only due to proximity issues and geopolitical realities, this kind of mumbo jumbo comes off so much more stupid than it does maniacal. “The world would be with us” yeah we’d all be in the same dust 1376
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hHistory doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes. *austin powers voice* unless it repeats, baby yeahhhh 0204
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hJohn Fetterman looks like a Halloween costume 4241
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h“Hangs out with another guy named papa Jupiter. I wouldn’t worry about him….” 050
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacquesthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 2hat my last job the company had an ex-FBI head of security who would follow up on any death threats and usually reassured me with something like “we looked into the guy and he doesn’t travel outside a 50-mile radius of his small Texas town.” whether that could be part of the issue, who’s to say 521922
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2hI’m just waiting for when I can say “it’s the same principle as the solar system” 110
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacquesghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 6hlmao christopher’s horror movie, that’s fantastic 221
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hMan thawed out of the ice he fell into 8 months ago: “I bet he didn’t even know what that tattoo was…” 180
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hToo indulgent. Steamed plain millet for me. 1130
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The streets of Vietnam would remind you of any street in Brooklyn until the cars start honking at you in communism. 61206
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hI realised too late that “gods of Egypt” and “gods and monsters” are two very different films 140
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hDracula: “have you heard about the Rothschilds? Ah ah ahhhh….” 150
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacques☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 3hkilling a vampire by exploiting its antisemitism and convincing it the sun isnt real 3221
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hThat was the original name for “panic! at the disco” 060
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 3hThinking about how when I was a kid I spent too much time on a Teen Writers forums that had a poetry board called, I kid you not, “Crying Alone — And In the Dark” 1724612
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hWow. So it is possible to write clear headlines 1181
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Ezra Klein in a hotel in Florence after loudly asking the concierge “do you know who I am!?”: “HELLO!? CIAO!? ABBONDANZA!?” 39011
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Crow Ezra Klein: "He did politics right" *audience full of crows with no reaction* Crow Ezra Klein: *now sweating, looks down at index cards and sees "ABUNDANCE" written down* 413112
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hHearing Elon Musk talk about “Abundance” and levitating five feet off the ground as I see with clear eyes the true target audience of Ezra Klein and Matty Yglesias 0210
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 5hOnly a white guy would have the audacity to examine the question of whether we are Human or Dancer & literally fall to his knees in search of the answer instead of simply stepping foot into the club & immediately realizing that Human and Dancer are not two mutually exclusive things to be. 1013514
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hMaybe but tbh I think they’d simply muster the “JEB!” Campaign 160
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14hIf you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called. 59115988
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 3hI'm so glad someone finally said this 2364
Reposted by Return of the Cmonstermacques🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 6hliberty biberty and the temple of doom 29425
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hWhich sucks because they can shape policy but offer nothing in return for that 050
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4hYes and no. Like Liz Cheney is the perfect avatar for this. She attached herself to Harris but there is no constituency there to back her up. So they’ll only find true purchase with DC insiders but beyond that they can’t move the electoral needle whatsoever. 250
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4hBut like imo it’s just a social media issue. They don’t have a constituency still. The best they can do is what they’ve accomplished in 10 years which is to bring literally negative republicans away from trump 160
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4hThey just speak fluent lib is the problem 150
Reposted by Return of the CmonstermacquesFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 4h100000000000000000 bluewave liberals calling everything and everyone "Russian bots," meanwhile a guy who used to work for the Hitler von Reagan Institute for Poor-Mulching Studies in America now writes op-eds for a group called "Sensible Tomorrows" and they can't get enough of that shit 1232
