Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 8hHad the chance to try Beverly for the first time when we stopped at the Coke museum in ATL during our conference last week. 560
Reposted by ChristinaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 942750364
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wasted no time switching my calendar in my office over to October, since I’ll be at a conference next week and finally have time off the last week of the month. And hopefully no surprise surgeries that need to be scheduled that week this year, like last year. 010
Reposted by ChristinaSpooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They need to fix the housing market bc how am I supposed to grow into the spooky witch that lives in the weird house on the corner and scares the neighbourhood kids in these conditions 49922
Reposted by ChristinaDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can I get to 100 backers today??? Can YOU be number 100? 1125
Reposted by ChristinaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026okay but why does this look like it was run through DLSS 5 1015311
Reposted by Christinadaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the 38 bluesky people you meet in hell 1234
Reposted by ChristinaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026Paywalled so I can’t be sure if the millionth dum-dum safari piece is identical to the previous 999,999 920716
Reposted by ChristinaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly. 370140121840
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You know a house for sale here is listed at an asking price that’s wayyy too high when it’s been on the market for a month, including a $25K decrease. Actually two months including the original listing. 130
Reposted by ChristinaMiss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Gary Cohen, A National Treasure. #MetsSky #LGM 💙🧡🟣 1256
Reposted by ChristinaKristyn J @sciencekristyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey friends, it’s that time of year. I teach high school science including bio, advanced bio, and infectious diseases & global health! I share most things with my department. There are some dream items on here I don’t expect to get, but anything helps! Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 1110653
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“What do you want to do for your birthday?”static.klipy.comMarge Simpson Sitting in Her BedroomAlt: Marge Simpson sitting in her bedroom and blinking after saying “At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh…” 140
Reposted by ChristinaAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Reposted by ChristinaMatt Dunning @mdunning.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I feel for the guy. The Mets basically said to him at the start of the season, "We need you to cook a five-course, Michelin-star meal, but we're only giving you a bag of grapes and a Play-Doh fun factory." 1334
Reposted by ChristinaJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were at the Reflecting Pool dumping in algae and I saw some of the algae and the algae looked at me! 1153
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My mind IMMEDIATELY went to the Bowie one. Do I need it?? 100
Reposted by ChristinaAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252194861
Reposted by ChristinaMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Kawami is a 55-year-old bar owner. Unlucky in love, she was divorced at 25, separated from her daughter, and burdened with 30 million yen in debt from a man she dated. 35893237
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’ve been pretty quiet here because I recently took a new job that would give me better work-life balance, in hopes that it would help my mental health. The onboarding was awful. So bad, it made my mental health even worse. 150
Reposted by ChristinaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers. 8564741248
Reposted by ChristinaRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Kash Patel looks the way he does because this guy is always in his peripheral vision but no one else can see “him”. 1045536
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I know 40 isn’t really “old”, but I found out today one of my coworkers was born the year I graduated high school, and now I feel like my bones are crumbling to dust. 240
Reposted by ChristinaVintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 19/04/2026#SundaySwinginSeventiesLogos: Every #MLB team in the style of Mr. Met. Which is your favorite? #Baseball h/t: @djgloverepair.bsky.social 6396
Reposted by ChristinaCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash 401510276
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I could tell Bluesky wasn’t working earlier because it told me I had 30+ notifications. 010
Reposted by ChristinaMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Y'all need to get the fuck off Substack. 15856264
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 09/04/2026My celiac biopsies came back negative, and they found basically nothing during my colonoscopy (both my mom and brother recently had to have surgery to remove polyps that were too big to be removed during their colonoscopies.)media.tenor.coma woman with blue hair and a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .Alt: cardi b with her bright blue hair styled into bows saying “that’s weird, that’s suspicious” 120
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My middle school/high school self would never believe that Toadies, Cracker, My Morning Jacket, and Modest Mouse are all playing a festival in essentially my parents’ backyard this summer. 240
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Made it through my EGD/colonoscopy on Friday, but please just put me under again until It Happens. 030
Reposted by ChristinaSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario. 4559741900
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I have my first upper GI/colonoscopy on Friday. I’m nervous, but I keep reminding myself it‘ll probably feel better than all the bullshit 2026 has brought so far. Oh, and all the GI symptoms I’ve had for the past two decades. 440
Reposted by ChristinaKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES 18691791838
Reposted by ChristinaDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 25/03/2026"What'd you learn at school today sweetie" "P̴̗̑͌à̵̧̧̮̝͙̮͕͗̇̐̀̄̒͠ḷ̶̦̦͔̏̎̄̀̓a̶̡̙̞̮̦̙̎n̸̙͊̽͗̆̈́̓̎̕t̴̙̯̩̦͛̏̔́͌̾̂͜i̵͍̤̲̇ṙ̴̠̝̦̅͊̊̆ ̸̧̡̜͔̖̻̣͂ͅi̸͖̩̭̒̿̉̓̈́̇s̵̞̲̎̔̐̕͝ ̷̮͉͇̦̮́̃͆́̒m̶̱̥̖̖͓͉̱̦͋͌͒͗y̵͙͊̾̐̂͂͆̀̀ ̸̡̹͈̭̼̺̈́ͅͅf̷̢̘̭̠̮̫̱͕̌͘ã̴̡̘͈̜̤͔̖͚̐m̵̡̞̲̪̤͇̖̑̏̀͑͜ḯ̶̛͈̱̝͉̫̊l̶͖̥̫̘̺̹͖͗̆̒̌̿̚ͅy̴̾͐̑̌͑͜͜͝ ̵̧̧̻̙̉͘͝ņ̷͓͓͔͕͓̮̩̈̽̓͂̓̕͝ỏ̴̭̲͌͂̋̀͛̐̑w̶̧̮͚̼̩̼͔͗̒̊̍̄̍" 944759
Reposted by ChristinaMike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 14/03/20262025: meet Big Azz, the lovable catcher who all of America loves for his home run hitting prowess and his gigantic ass. 2026: we regret to inform you that Big Azz’s nickname has nothing to do with the disproportionately large size of his buttocks. 424430
Reposted by Christinamolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/03/2026my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kindmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of itALT: a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of it 14928101
Reposted by ChristinaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/03/2026There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care. 608177194751
Reposted by ChristinaChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶 332672532
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Why are people surprised they’re losing subscribers when they’re still using Substack for their posts. 050
![Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreiguzligvi3i2k24az37yean2fxx4juivkye5a3js3b4a5kowfncxa)
