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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 14h

Guy who did rapes defends other guys who did rapes. These people are a disease.

dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 02/10/2026

I enjoy watching videos of people taking cars/motorcycles apart, and I'd really like to know their process of remembering where everything goes, especially for engines. A lot of people don't do that. Some do. Numbered bags, freaking phone pictures, etc. Probably the best way. Sure some just know.

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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm so fucked up

A man in a VR head set looking at his hands

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 01/10/2026

Reminder that Luckey Palmer is a piece of shit and don’t buy any of ModRetro’s shit. The Analogue 64 is better anyway.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 29/09/2026

Chicago was a distraction, but getting home and seeing Darcy’s little food bowl sitting on the counter was rough. Then her little crate and her favorite stuffed bird. I still don’t have an answer as to what went wrong and caused it. At least definitively. I should have stayed with her in Buffalo.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 28/09/2026

Airport wait time. Going home to one less dog, but gonna squeeze the other two a little tighter.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

maybe I haven't heard that song because I have better taste than you do

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 25/09/2026

Amazing that I spent just shy of 10 grand to try to save my dog and she didn’t make it. I feel like they should give you a puppy with that. I don’t even care about the money. I want my sweet little dog back.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 21/09/2026

i like a lot of dumb shit, but i have no desire to ever like explore caves.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 21/09/2026

i hope newsom doesn't run. i hope they can find someone with a backbone. otherwise i'm going to hit the write in spot again with "anyone but these two assholes"

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 21/09/2026

This slimy piece of shit

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

also noticing a trend of a certain type of guy pulling shopping carts around at stores...and it's like "is it gay to push a shopping cart now. fellas?"

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

i want to start a fake right wing influencer account and convince all these dudes that pooping sitting down is for girls and real men shit standing up and then just let chaos reign

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

he's named markwayne because his mom wanted to name him after his dad, but she wasn't sure if it was mark or wayne

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

there's a slightly better timeline out there, where RFK OD'd and it's probably some other shitbag doing the same thing, but at least i wouldn't have to look at RFK's derp face or hear his gravel mouth

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

you want xenomorphs? this is how you get xenomorphs.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 18/09/2026

One of my favorite things about my old house is that I constantly had a pair of cardinals at my feeder every day, and since I put one up here, we have a pair too. I love them.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Liberals say that Trump and his band of drunks, sex abusers, and white nationalists have put our democracy at risk. They're wrong—Trump and his band of drunks, sex abusers, and white nationalists have put our republic at risk.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 17/09/2026

I think I hate one of my neighbors already. They have a dog, a boxer, who are generally dumb dogs. Every time we’re in the backyard, they let the idiot out and he barks incessantly at us. Between two fences. They just leave him out there to freak out and bark.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 16/09/2026

Wasn't super interested in this, till I just learned Doug is voicing Pinhead.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 11/09/2026

I always thought it was funny how 9/11 was a direct response to our shitty foreign policy in the middle east and saying that was super taboo and "unpatriotic". America has never been an inward thinker, nor has it ever been able to take any responsibility for it's countless fuck ups. Vietnam, etc.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 11/09/2026

I think we'll eventually get past Trump, but we'll still live in a country full of unbelievably stupid people with incredibly short memories that will likely keep putting us in that same position, over and over again.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is where I am on trans rights, women’s rights, immigrants rights and of course black rights. You don’t bend. Not an inch. Anywhere.

Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — “No, you move.”

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/09/2026

unfolding my iphone to take a flattering shot of my wiener

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/09/2026

the stock price is reflecting what most people think about that phone. who approved that monstrosity.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/09/2026

"i don't need the pro controller" <24 hours later> "i need the pro controller" <sold out everywhere>

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/09/2026

i remember for like 3 days after 9/11 everyone was mad chill and nice and not driving like assholes. and then it went back to normal. that's about the attention span of your average american.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/09/2026

my butt was made for pooping and that’s just what it will do one of these days my butt will poop all over you

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 08/09/2026

welp, guess i'm getting a switch 2. hopefully i can get the zelda one. i wonder if they're doing a preorder or if it's just going to go up at midnight and i'll have to be a sad sack hitting refresh over and over.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 07/09/2026

Every crypto dork was the guy that thought dub step was the entire future of music. They still have a Skrillex poster hanging on the wall on their bedrooms… in their parent’s basement.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 03/09/2026

watching some chode ranting about how voting doesn't matter. Wwhile i have found the process questionable, if it really didn't matter all these fascists dickbeards wouldn't be trying to make it much much harder to do so.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 03/09/2026

Wish someone would just leak all the Epstein files.

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