Reposted by ChristinaArt Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 4hmotherfucker you're on YouTube shut the fuck up about having a "job" 39010
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 16hIt’s a non-alcoholic aperitif that Coke introduced in Italy in the 60s. They don’t produce it anymore aside from the few places you can sample it, like the Coke museum. It’s super-bitter and tastes like grapefruit rind/to me, the smell of nail polish remover lol. 130
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 16hAlso, thankfully where we were Isaias didn’t ending up having much of an impact, but all of the warnings were fucking scary. 030
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 16hHad the chance to try Beverly for the first time when we stopped at the Coke museum in ATL during our conference last week. 560
Reposted by ChristinaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 942750364
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wasted no time switching my calendar in my office over to October, since I’ll be at a conference next week and finally have time off the last week of the month. And hopefully no surprise surgeries that need to be scheduled that week this year, like last year. 010
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My sister and I have talked about getting season tickets for the past few years, and I really think we just need to do it for next season! We always end up going to at least half a dozen games a year. I definitely need to get out of the house more, too, lol. 011
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like the weather wasn’t overall super-great this season! 010
Reposted by ChristinaSpooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They need to fix the housing market bc how am I supposed to grow into the spooky witch that lives in the weird house on the corner and scares the neighbourhood kids in these conditions 49922
Reposted by ChristinaDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can I get to 100 backers today??? Can YOU be number 100? 1125
Reposted by ChristinaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026okay but why does this look like it was run through DLSS 5 1015311
Reposted by Christinadaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the 38 bluesky people you meet in hell 1234
Reposted by ChristinaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026Paywalled so I can’t be sure if the millionth dum-dum safari piece is identical to the previous 999,999 920716
Reposted by ChristinaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly. 370140121840
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Anyway, it at least looks like it needs very little work, and I really wish we could move because I hate my current neighborhood more each year (especially the racist boomer across the street who yells/swears in his garage at ???) But it’s still like $100K over our budget. 320
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You know a house for sale here is listed at an asking price that’s wayyy too high when it’s been on the market for a month, including a $25K decrease. Actually two months including the original listing. 130
Reposted by ChristinaMiss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Gary Cohen, A National Treasure. #MetsSky #LGM 💙🧡🟣 1256
Reposted by ChristinaKristyn J @sciencekristyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey friends, it’s that time of year. I teach high school science including bio, advanced bio, and infectious diseases & global health! I share most things with my department. There are some dream items on here I don’t expect to get, but anything helps! Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 1110653
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“What do you want to do for your birthday?”static.klipy.comMarge Simpson Sitting in Her BedroomAlt: Marge Simpson sitting in her bedroom and blinking after saying “At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh…” 140
Reposted by ChristinaAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Reposted by ChristinaMatt Dunning @mdunning.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I feel for the guy. The Mets basically said to him at the start of the season, "We need you to cook a five-course, Michelin-star meal, but we're only giving you a bag of grapes and a Play-Doh fun factory." 1334
Reposted by ChristinaJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were at the Reflecting Pool dumping in algae and I saw some of the algae and the algae looked at me! 1153
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My mind IMMEDIATELY went to the Bowie one. Do I need it?? 100
Reposted by ChristinaAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252194861
Reposted by ChristinaMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Kawami is a 55-year-old bar owner. Unlucky in love, she was divorced at 25, separated from her daughter, and burdened with 30 million yen in debt from a man she dated. 35893237
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 06/06/2026For no weekends and no holidays, along with some other perks, we’re making it work. 😂 010
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I was really upset, but at least I’ve been able to shift to the point where all I can do is laugh about how bad it was. 020
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’m sticking with it, because my schedule with this position is RARELY found in the field I work in, and hoping it gets better. 450
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’ve been pretty quiet here because I recently took a new job that would give me better work-life balance, in hopes that it would help my mental health. The onboarding was awful. So bad, it made my mental health even worse. 150
Reposted by ChristinaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers. 8564741248
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This is my first time seeing the 4K restored version of Stop Making Sense! WOW. 000
Reposted by ChristinaRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Kash Patel looks the way he does because this guy is always in his peripheral vision but no one else can see “him”. 1045536
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of dora the explorer standing next to a monkey .Alt: a cartoon of Dora the Explorer next to Boots the monkey jumping and saying We did it! We did it! Yayy 010
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I know 40 isn’t really “old”, but I found out today one of my coworkers was born the year I graduated high school, and now I feel like my bones are crumbling to dust. 240
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I have friends who go out and wait on RSD for the things they really want and I simply cannot. The “Sledgehammer” zoetrope picture disc is cool. And may try to find if any shops online still have PF Live From the LA Sports Arena available just because. 110
Reposted by ChristinaVintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 19/04/2026#SundaySwinginSeventiesLogos: Every #MLB team in the style of Mr. Met. Which is your favorite? #Baseball h/t: @djgloverepair.bsky.social 6396
Reposted by ChristinaCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash 401510276
Christina @clpatters.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I could tell Bluesky wasn’t working earlier because it told me I had 30+ notifications. 010
