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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026
They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

WINONA MINNESOTA
POLICE
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Press Release
Winona Police Department
8/4/26
On 8/1/26, the Winona Police Department discovered that all eight of our city's Flock cameras were missing. That evening, an officer noted that there'd been no recent activity on the cameras. Officers subsequently checked the various locations where the Flock cameras were placed and found that the poles were cut down near the base. Officers located the poles nearby in the weeds, but the cameras had been removed. As of 8/4/26, the cameras have not been located.
The stolen cameras were stationed in the following areas:
Two near Hwy 61/Bundy Blvd
Two near Hwy 61/Hwy 14
Two near Hwy 14/Knopp Valley Dr
Two near Hwy 43/Homer Rd
The timeframe of the thefts appears to be between July 29th and August 1st.
The cost to replace each camera and pole is approximately $3,000.
The investigation remains active and ongoing.
Anyone with information related to the thefts can contact the Winona Police Department at 507-457-6302 or by calling Winona Area Crimestoppers at 507-457-6530. You can also submit a tip online through https://winonaare acrimestoppers.com.
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026
I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"I'd kill for my child" okay but would you put aside your preconceived notions of gender or sexuality for your child? would you apologize to your child when you're wrong? would you tell your child they can be whoever they want to be, and mean it? your child doesn't need more killing in their name
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
Hello I’d like to report a murder
30 Tesla Cybertruck
Want to make the world a slightly better place?
Next time you see one of these drive past, wave it down, give the driver a hug, look them in the eye and tell them that they are enough. They've been waiting their whole lives to hear it.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A small boy runs with his arms upright in a stereotypically femme-y fashion. An older boy points at him and attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy fails to throw a ball way. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy wears a Sailor Moon t-shirt. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy considers this statement deeply. She confronts the older boy with a smile on her face. She has long hair, ,ong eyelashes and a black dress. She says "yeah, you were right. I am a girl." The boy insults her by saying "you are a boy."
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
trump and hegseth are exactly the kinds of guys who look at the giant stockpile of weapons we have and wonder why we haven't used them yet. they're the kid eating the marshmallow now instead of waiting for two. they're the political equivalent of lighting every firework at the same time.
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Postmaster Gweneral @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
trevor moore telling you a fun fact
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
forget impeachment, we need imprisonment.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/03/2026
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i just want to buy a new wizard orb to host the pocket dimension full of grimoires i stole from the forbidden library but the council of dragons used their vast treasure hordes to buy all the orbs in the realm because they think the orbs will somehow create a golem that can steal from even the gods
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Dan Dan, a cool and neat game made by a player, popularized by the community as a fun thing to do, now scalped on eBay for a limited run premium product. Something doesn't feel right about that. Kinda feels, antithetical to the whole thing...?
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In case it wasn't clear, my opinion of the TMNT set is that I wish it didn't exist, but that I will do my best to embrace it and the decks built with it. Also, it is a mechanically superior set to Spider-Man, but has similar art and flavor issues. I am looking forward to Strixhaven.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Basic Land but make it actually nostalgic Made by Ron Lecher
Cards that look like old VHS covers
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"tapering plans" for HRT is a death sentence if you've had gender-affirming surgeries, like I have with my orchi, because your body will just wither away and die without hormones. Unspeakable evil. Demonic shit. You don't hate these motherfuckers enough.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Haven Watch is the group that meets people who are being released from Whipple (usually because they were illegally detained), often without coats or phones or any way to get home.
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KT Mpls @andillsayitagain.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
even if ICE leaves Minnesota i wouldn’t celebrate because it means they’re going to terrorize other places in full force. we have begun to try to equip others but even then no one truly knows what this is like until they experience it. it’s abolish ICE or nothing. no one is safe if they’re around.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Really, what needs to happen is Miller needs to be fired, put on trial, and jailed. He's the actual architect here. Of course, I also want a pony for christmas.
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Rev. Dr. Michael Woolf @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Now that most of the country wants to abolish ICE, get ready for the goalposts to shift, so that abolish ICE becomes "reform ICE" as we get closer to the election. We have to continue pressure to make sure we really mean abolish, when we say it, otherwise we will be sold out.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
RIP Greg Bovino
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
His name is DAVID EASTERWOOD and he’s not just “reportedly associated,” he’s the Acting Director of the ICE Field Office here. They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 16/01/2026
Following the vandalism of at least 11 government vehicles or rentals driven by federal law enforcement at a hotel in Eagan, Minnesota last night, it's safe to say—you don't want to stay at a hotel that hosts ICE, or even park your vehicle there. You don't want to host them at your hotel, either.
A collage of photographs of government vehicles or rentals driven by federal law enforcement vandalized at a hotel in Eagan, Minnesota overnight.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/01/2026
Tomorrow: My 13,500 word historical and financial analysis on how the AI Bubble is magnitudes worse than the Dot Com Bubble, with a contagion that will spread throughout the global markets and our society. Here's $10 off annual. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
I Am Deeply Worried About How Not Like The Dot Com Bubble This Is
I spent hours and hours reading old articles through broken paywalls and archive.org links in the hopes I’d find some sort of positive spin - a way that the AI bubble wasn’t as bad, some sliver or nugget of joy, some shred of hope, and everything I’ve read has made me more and more worried.

The real problem is that there are similarities, but only with the worst parts of both bubbles. We’ve got stupid amounts of money being sunk into stuff. We’ve got stupid companies that want to IPO. We’ve got hopeless startups juiced up by credulous venture capitalists and marketed by even-more credulous journalists.

Except this time we have the worst margins this side of a vineyard planted in Las Vegas Nevada, and despicable boosters that will go to war with you to try and prove you wrong using ghost stories, fairy tales and pixie dust. 

I realize I’m being a little cavalier and colloquial about this, and that’s because I feel utterly emotionally drained by this - things are so much worse than I thought. I really felt like I’d dig into the past and find that there were direct, obvious similarities, and thus have some degree of hope that things wouldn’t be apocalyptic.

Instead, I’m convinced that things will be much, much worse. 

The dot com bubble was relatively distributed, and created useful infrastructure. The ideas of some of the most prominent dot com startups were valid, but based on stupid hypergrowth business models that didn’t make sense and were only sustained through mass hysteria and ignorance. By comparison, AI startups are fundamentally illogical, selling unreliable software that’s best-known for its consistent mistakes and active harms backed by the corrosive and ever-worsening infrastructural costs.

And they’re the customers of the largest company on the stock market, that can only keep its valuation, on which the markets depend, by selling more of an expensive-to-buy and more-expensive-to-ins…The Logical Endpoint Of My Argument
Depending on how right I am, I worry that the following will happen:
NVIDIA will lose anywhere from 40% to 90% of its revenue, which will annihilate the value of the S&P 500.
Microsoft, Google, Amazon and Meta will face massive, multi-billion dollar impairments within the next few years.
Oracle will face potential bankruptcy or at least a severe, horrendous series of layoffs and restructuring efforts to try and right the ship after agreeing to $248 billion in lease obligations primarily to get the revenue from its $300 billion, 5-year-long deal with OpenAI, a company that is going to run out of money in the next year.
Venture capital is going to take such a severe haircut from the AI bubble that it will effectively kill any chances of raising a round after Series B for many, many years.
Those $178.5 billion in data center debt deals will be predominantly underwater, leading to massive losses for private equity and banks (leading to a chill in effectively all debt markets), and massive job losses across the many, many construction projects that have started as a result of the AI bubble.
If OpenAI or Anthropic can manage to go public, every investor will lose out as they collapse under the weight of their bullshit assumptions. Every partner, every company relying on them, every infrastructure provider will be burned. 

I also believe that we, as a society, will face a violent paradigm shift as a result of the AI bubble bursting, because it revealed how many people do not understand stuff. The amount of bosses, influencers, movie stars, politicians and other individuals of note that have fallen behind generative AI and claimed again and again that it can do things that it can’t and perpetuated myths that will lead to massive societal harms both today and in the future have revealed themselves as fucking frauds. 

It’s been obvious since 2023 that generative AI flat out does not do what many people say it will and obvious since 2024 t…And believe me, even if I’m half right, things will likely be so much worse than when the dot com bubble burst. I don’t see a scenario where anything survives the collapse of CoreWeave, let alone the collapse of OpenAI. I don’t see a scenario where any more than a few AI startups survive, and if that happens, there won’t be any customers for those GPUs - not that anywhere near enough existed to fill even a tiny percentile of the demand.

On some level, I hope I’m wrong. I just don’t know how anymore.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
no one: the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/01/2026
checking in on the president of the United States
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Put pressure on Target. They are abducting children and employees. bsky.app/profile/mick...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/12/2025
Curious, if Mark Cuban is such a fan of privatized industry then why does he love being publicly owned
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GayFesh🖖 @gayfesh.com · 25/12/2025
Suzanne Collins: "I created the Hunger Games as a cautionary tale." Mr Beast, Trump, et all: "we have created the torment nexus games"
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!
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'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The worst investment you can make in your business is an ad-wrapped Cybertruck. You could be offering to pay me $2.99 for every marg and taco I consume at your restaurant, but it's too late because the marketing dumpster you paid $100k for made me lose my appetite
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
An idea for this guy
The green guy described at the end of this comic this is reposting is stopping a massive sword, like the Dragon Slayer sword from Berserk, with the pointer finger of his left hand. He is now revealed to also wear loose warm-grey sweatpants and white poofy sneakers. Text says "Idea: He DOES have immense strength and magic, but it's all concentrated in 1 finger."That same guy is on one knee, firing a massive blast of magic from the pointer finger of his left hand. The blast is colorful, with stripes of yellow, green, and purple, and stars, arrows, and spirals of various colors within it. He is steadying himself against the clearly substantially force of the blast, like he just fired a rocket launcher.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
people helpfully replying "Trump doesn't have the power to do that" in response to discussions about Trump literally in the process of doing those things
what do you mean youre being murdered
thats illegal people cant do that
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❤️‍🩹 @sickxbunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I once figured out where every spice in my spice cabinet fit in the plant evolutionary tree
horrible visage of RFK Jr. and “Autism Announcement”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2025
i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/09/2025
You can condemn the heinous act of violence that killed Charlie Kirk without celebrating who he was. People are capable of holding two thoughts at the same time.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
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