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@chronomancer94.bsky.social
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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 1h
me & the girls after a sip of Howling Brew
awwwWOOOOOOOOOOOO!O!!!!!!O!!O!O!O
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 55m
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1h
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 53m
Yes! Yes!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is such a foolproof premise for a game that I don’t know why we haven’t gotten one a year for the last 30 years. They wear little helmets and you chase them around.
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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 20h
Iceberg bids a fond farewell to the Titanic.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 1h
Target creature gains protection from layoffs and AI kotaku.com/the-dungeons-and-dragons…
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The Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering Teams Are Forming A Union - Kotaku
If successful, this unionization effort would bring almost every Wizards of the Coast IP under union representation
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 12h
Em tweets: "oh now you guys have done it." and attaches a screenshot of Sonic himself typing something in the server
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 11h
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 4h
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 16h
THE BURNINATOR
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 21h
TIL that the opening of Onimusha 3 was directed by Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One! Sadly, nearly every upload of it is a stretched, GenAI abomination. So, I ripped and painstakingly upscaled what I consider the greatest video game cinematic ever from its 2007 PC release! Enjoy!
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 16h
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 13h
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Mjmannella @mjmannella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inside you are two wolves
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selDOOM 😈 @seldum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 17h
this game hides items in the most fuckass places ever bro
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 17h
keith david must be exhausted, welcoming all these men to hell
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 17h
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 17h
this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20h
I'm not kidding
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 17h
This is the whole ballgame. It’s ugly, mindless theft.
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j g r o @jgro.vip · 17h
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 17h
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mel ! @gogg.gay · 17h
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isa 🔞 LBX 430 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this child of mine (1/3)
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im rob @bobacupcake.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
one of the last asks i got on cohost. i miss it every day
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While I don’t think any artist should be bullied off here and wokescolding is ultimately an ineffective approach to anything, there’s no fucking way people are drawing Malfoid now and not aware that it’s being weaponized by TERFs and pedophile right wingers (redundant I know)
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Dooper @dooper.live · 12/09/2024
"Go, Do a Crime...." I am the creator of this video and that's my voice! If you ever watched this on random websites please consider following me! I do Low-Poly animations and dorky skits. #oneshot #godoacrime #lowpoly
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videajames 👻 @videajames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Comic About Main Characters in RPGs (1/3)
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now I can do this
delivering high-quality gamer goofs for nearly 20 yearsdelivering high-quality gamer goofs for over 20 years
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Patch Awful @patchawful.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy 15th anniversary of your North American release, Dark Souls! (the ad is a euro one for its release a few days later) A sea-change in gaming and the one that really caught people's attention, buoyed by considerable promotion and hype for its release. Favourite Souls games and memories, peeps?
A great ad for Dark Souls with a group of warriors in various armour sets from the game, sat in a hospital waiting room with a lady in modern day clothing looking very nervous and squished up against a wall. A door with 'surgery room' above it is open to the right of her with fiery flames and a warrior about to get smashed
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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🍓 @unmovingtroika.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
awesome video i found on tumblr days ago
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🦋△Kathryn-Anne△🦋 @gynandr0morph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kombatants don't even finish you anymore, they just look at you like this
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched Toy Story 5. It has the same plot as Elden Ring now. Decaying knights lament the glories of a lost age. Lurking in rotten sepulchers they maintain their eternal vigil over a sundered land
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
comedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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Emmy but SCAAARYYY!!!!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everything that people give sunshine shit for is justified by the fact that it's funny as fuck
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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just saw fan art of Rat King Deadlock with his hog out on the timeline. it has begun
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