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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

bluesky really said "I agree"

A post I didn't make on this website, along with an error message. Post says:
I do not need to post. The urge to post is temporary, and the relief it brings is fleeting. A bad post lives forever.

Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just beat Onimusha: Way of the Sword Now this is a goddamn video game. I'm 80% sure that if you've played other games in the series, some moments will hit harder, but as a series neophyte myself I still had a great time. I'll come back to it after Control: Resonant and try Carnage mode

A Japanese symbol and English text on a black background. I don't speak Japanese but the English text reads:
THE END

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

weirdest spam message of my life (so far)

Spam text I received recently. It reads:
“Hey [real name], happy Monday. My name is Rusty. I got your number from mutual friend (Ricardo). I am working on some new music and he (Ricardo) said that you would be a good resource to get an opinion on how my new album is sounding so far. He (Ricardo) said you would be honest and thorough with your review. Are you ([real name]) able to give me your thoughts on this new tune? I’m hoping to have it ready by Stagecoach 2027, as I am planning on bringing a U-Haul to the nearest gas station and doing a pop up show (illegal). Can I send you a sample? Thanks in advance.

Continuation from the previous photo. There is what appears to be an audio wave form, followed by this message:
Sorry for the poor quality, we are currently hosting a bit of a get together in the studio.
Thanks,
Rusty
lamentations 3:22–23 –“The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; His mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning”.
I didn’t click on a goddamn thing, because why the fuck would I.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

did the funni quiz only to have the sobering realization that I've been repressing shit for over a decade

A result from SexValues, an online quiz that YOU can take at sexvalues.github.io
There are 5 spectrums: Attraction, Sex Drive, Dominance, Deviance, and Affection. According to this, I'm mostly attracted to femininity (67.9%), hypersexual (96.9%), submissive (91.7%), "balanced" in terms of "deviance" (56.2% pure, I guess), and neutral on the affection axis (56.3% in affection, as opposed to hedonism).

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I was incorrect, THIS is the best Crazy Taxi of my damn life

Crazy Taxi records screen, captured from Dolphin. Top result was recorded on 6/30/2026. Class AWESOME license, $10,548.05 earned, with Gus as the cabbie.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

welp. let's see how this goes

A screenshot from the Youtube premiere of The Amazing Digital Circus episode 9. There's 2 minutes and 56 seconds until it starts.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

just played the best Crazy Taxi of my damn life

Screenshot of Crazy Taxi on the Gamecube, emulated. The results screen shows that the player earned $8,385.85 from 18 customers, earning them a Class S license and a 1st place ranking on the leader board. They played as Gus.

Screenshot of Crazy Taxi on the Gamecube. It's the records screen with all of the player's high scores. The top result, recorded on 6/18/2026, lists a player achieving a Class S License with $8385.85 in earnings by playing as Gus. The next result, recorded on 5/01/2025, lists the player achieving a Class S license with $6,212.30 in earnings by playing as Gena.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

“Why do I need to optimize my website for mobile”

A screenshot taken on a phone of a website reporting on local news. 80% of the screen is taken up by an ad that I can’t dismiss. What are we doing folks.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"and if you DO drugs, you go to HELL before you DIE."

Bocchi from Bocchi the Rock, wearing a Mario hat. The caption above her head reads: "PLEASE"

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

"Whoo-ee! Keep your eye on the birdie Mac, or she'll send you spinning with her Waterfowl Dance! She's got reach on you, so close the distance and don't give her an inch! Show her who the REAL king of the ring is, baby!"

Little Mac and Doc Louis from Punch Out!! on the Wii.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella, from Elden Ring.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

this is probably the worst thing I've ever made and it's still better than AI music

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

if you see this, post something you saved because its funny

Conversation between a young 90's kid and a middle aged pizzeria worker named Fred.
Kid: Hey Fred! Give me a Mecha Story with extra Big Robots!
Fred: EXTRA BIG ROBOTS!
Kid: And hold the political themes!
Fred: Hold the political themes?
Kid: And don't add any of that gay stuff
Fred: don't add any gay stuff?
Fred: Hey Jimmy! Give me a mecha story with nothing!
Jimmy: NOTHING?

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Funi grid website. Try and guess my age lmao grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

About me: Video games
Faborite game: Fallout New Vegas
Best Story: The Walking Dead Season 1
Favorite Art Style: Hi-FI Rush
Biggest Personal Impact: Undertale
Best Combat: Devil May Cry 5
Overhated: Dark Souls 2
Underrated: Sin and Punishment Star Successor
Overrated: Spec Ops The Line
Needs a Remake: Vanquish
Criminally Overlooked: Marvel's Midnight Suns
Favorite Protagonist: Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)
Favorite Antagonist: Metal Gear Rising (all of them)
Best Soundtrack: NieR: Automata
Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2
Not Usually My Thing, But...: What Remains of Edith Finch
Turn My Brain Off: Warframe
Best With Friends: Super Smash Brothers: Melee
Best Retro Game: Chrono Trigger
Nostalgic Childhood Game: The World Ends With You
Game Everyone Should Play: Urban Reign (Serious Gangsta Action)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Matthew 20:67 - "... the Son of Man did not come to be mogged, but to mog..."

This appears to be an oil painting on canvas, depicting an incredibly muscular Jesus Christ. He is nailed to the cross, but has broken off the sections that hold his arms. They're still attached to his hands since the nails are still there, and he's flexing his arms in an upward fashion, the way folks do to show off their biceps.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

director, writer, actor: yes, it's a risk, but I NEED to get my pure, singular creative vision out there literally anyone: but what IS your vision DWA: oh, I'm gonna play a smart/chill guy who nobody appreciates and has an epic and justified crashout at the end

The poster for Fateful Findings. Neil Breen was the head writer, director, producer, and lead actor.

The poster for The Room. Tommy Wiseu acted, directed, and wrote the screenplay.

The poster for Freddy Got Fingered. Tom Green wrote the screenplay, directed the film, and was the lead actor.

The poster for Iron Lung. Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach produced, wrote the screenplay, directed the film, and was the lead actor.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I don’t know anything about horses. Chat am I cooked

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

INSANE PULL, LIFELONG COLLECTABLE, DO NOT ASK ME TO TRADE

A trading card from the wikigacha website. It's an Ultra Rare card, and has the title "Neisseria gonorrhoeae". It's description reads: "Neisseria gonorrhoeae, also known as gonococcus (singular) or gonococci (plural), is a species of Gram-negative diplococci bacteria first isolated..." The description is cut off. There's flavor text underneath which states: "Gonococcus lurks in shadows, infecting the mucous with silent, relentless assault." The card has 5852 attack points and 6450 defense points.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

you gotta get in on this game man, they got my favorite scrumblo DUNK in here

A screenshot from WikiGacha, the website. It depicts a trading card of Dunk, a mascot character. The text on the card reads: "Dunk is an anthropomorphic recycling bin who functioned as a mascot for the National Security Agency (NSA) In order to promote recycling. He debuted in 2015." The card has a rarity of Uncommon, has 1730 attack, and 748 defense. (The CG render of Dunk could have been made in 1989 and it would not look out of place.)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

flashbang on my youtube home page

A Youtube thumbnail. The image has Garnet from Steven Universe, along with the text "Steven Universe" in the title font of the show. Underneath, there's a separate title, "Garnet Fusion Theory". The title of the video itself is "Steven Universe Theory: GARNET IS A GEM FUSION?!" The video is from the channel LightTable Disco, it has 1.5 million views, and was released 11 years ago.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

you're totally right! (i am not an artist but this was fun!)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"the matchmaking hates me, it keeps throwing me trash teammates" shut the fuck up, stop making excuses, and focus on your own improvement. there are no impossible games. #overwatch #ow

Post-match scoreboard for Overwatch. I could do the numbers but I don't want to. In summation: our team struggled a lot in the first round, but we figured it out for the last two.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

this dude is an elected official. what are we even doing here

Excerpt from Isaac Choitner’s interview with Greg Landsman.
Choitner: It’s like the domino theory, but in reverse.
Landsman: Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

folks, this is egghead. egghead decided to scavenge a lab full of humanoid nightmares without a plan. two minutes after I loaded into the area, egghead died. I wouldn't even see him until 5 minutes later. I got his cool gun for free. don't be like egghead, folks. #ProjectSilverfish

A screenshot from Project Silverfish. A humanoid lizard person wearing tactical gear and a gas mask is lying dead on the floor in a darkened room, lit by a nearby flare. There are some zombie looking folks around them.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Me fifteen minutes ago: I have no idea what "multiplicative Condition Overload" means and a lot of Warframe videos bring it up. I guess I better check the wiki so I'm on the same page Me now:

A still from the show Smiling Friends, depicting Pim, one of the main characters. In contrast with the rest of the show and his usual appearance, he is depicted in such a highly rendered way that he appears grotesque. He's squinting and his mouth is slightly open, indicating an amount of suffering that has left him barely lucid.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I’m here for this - I will never be good at Crazy Taxi, but the climb is its own reward - I’m no purist on mechanics. This one just has the best vibes - 3D beat-em-ups are my favorite dead genre, and this is the standout of the bunch - I know I’m basic, and I won’t apologize for it

Cover art for the GameCube version of Soul Calibur 2

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Idk who will respond to this but sure. What is my vibe

A meme with the text, “Before the year ends… reply to this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?” There’s a blushing emoji underneath the text.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Prepare your Yard for the Arrival of the Boys

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

For today's screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns: the greyed out option is not selectable. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

A screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom main character, Hunter, is in a organic-looking suit that looks like it's made of bone, symbiote goop, and magic runes. He's talking to Spider-man/Peter Parker, who's telling him: "The Symbiote gets in your brain and makes you do things you'd never ordinarily do." The player is presented with 4 dialogue options: "Intrusive thoughts do not bother me (Light aligned)", "This sounds uncomfortable (neutral)", "The symbiote is no match for my will (Dark aligned)", and "Ah yes, the infamous emo hairdo." The final option is greyed out, indicating it as not selectable. Why would the devs toy with our emotions like this?

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Presented without comment: this exchange from Marvel's Midnight Suns

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

In Marvel's Midnight Suns, Storm, a mutant with deific powers, tells the custom protagonist to not eat sunscreen this is unironically an incredible character writing moment for her

A screenshot from Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist and Storm (Ororo Munroe) are meditating by a cliff. Storm is saying, "She's talking about sunscreen. It's a lotion for the skin. Careful though, it smells deceptively tasty." (In this instance, I'm pretty sure the "she" being referred to is Nico Minoru. I took this yesterday as of posting and I forgor)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I'm just going to keep posting screencaps of Marvel Midnight Suns, since I keep taking them. Fun Tip: if you can find and pet the cat in the hub area, you'll get a random bonus - like healing all of your teammates' grievous injuries. This is a reference to real life, where this is also possible

A screencap of Marvel Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist, Hunter, is affectionately holding Ebony, a black cat, in a wooded environment. Hunter says, "Agatha is lucky to have you," as indicated by the subtitles.

A screencap from Marvel Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist, Hunter, is standing by an outdoor altar. Ebony, a black cat, is nearby. Interface notifications on the right indicate that the player has obtained 25 Arcane Knowledge, and all hero injuries have been healed.
(If this somehow loses the context of the previous image, these are random bonuses you can get from petting the cat.)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Marvel's Midnight Suns is a very good game for many reasons. One of those reasons is that you can do this with in-game tools. I spent like 5 minutes immediately after a mission making this

An end-of-mission screen from Marvel's Midnight Suns. In the center of the image is a mock comic book cover featuring Wolverine prominently in the foreground, with Ghost Rider, Nico Minoru, and the custom protagonist, Hunter, in the background. The comic title, "Midnight Suns", is written over with "Wolverine". The blurb at the bottom reads "An Unlikely Bunch". Wolverine is posing confidently, smiling, and saying, "Now it's a party!" Ghost Rider is glowering at Wolverine, Nico is looking at him as well with a quizzical stare, and Hunter is just sad because he got upstaged in his own comic by Wolverine, and he always does this, and it's not fair, why does Wolverine get to be so damn famous

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

"Friends to Enemies"? Joke's on you, I don't HAVE friends

Haruhi Suzumiya, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, in an image macro. She is looking smugly at the viewer, with the top text reading, "PIPE BOMB", and the bottom text reading, "BOTTOM TEXT". I made this. With my own two hands. I hope this ungodly creation doesn't get picked up and used elsewhere.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

(LOUD, FLASHING/FLICKERING LIGHTS, also the audio is nfsw) youtube didn't want this so. it's here

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

just beat (???) HOLE. very good game! took me about 5 hours and there's still some more stuff to do. bought it for 5 dollars and it's still at that price at the moment. the devs announced that they're working on another project with the same combat system, so I'll be on the lookout for that

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

well as it turns out I didn't "do it". I still got a lot more "it" to "do"

A screenshot from Hades 1. It's the introduction to the Heat System, which adds difficulty modifiers to individual runs through the game. The text is as follows:
"Notice: Congratulations!! Your deeds have compelled Lord Hades to serve you a Pact of Punishment. Here is how it works:

-The Pact can make escaping more difficult via nasty Conditions
-Each Condition you accept adds some Heat to your Heat Gauge
-While your Heat Gauge is full, you can earn valuable Bounties!

You earn one Bounty the first time you vanquish the boss of each Underworld region while your Heat Gauge is full. One you successfully escape, you can earn more bounties... if you turn up the Heat.

Hint: You can earn bounties for each weapon! How much Heat you need is per-weapon, as well. If things look too hot, try switching weapons."

There's also a faded subtitle that says:
"Looks like Father's changed the terms of our relationship."
I screenshotted at the wrong moment and I don't know how to pull up this exact screen again. Ooops

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It has been twelve thousand years........ but I did it

The victory screen for my first clear of Hades 1. I used the Fists of Malphon with the Aspect of Talos, mostly had Aphrodite boons, and leaned on Draining Cutter to restore HP at critical junctures.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Chat is it a good sign if a game goes on sale after being out for a month

A Steam launch pop-up advertising a "Midweek Deal" for Borderlands 4. The game is 20% off, with a price of $55.99 instead of $69.99. (I took this screenshot on a Monday. How is this a "midweek deal".)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I can't even be Furious. The (official???) Furi TV show has the same look as the Sonic (and Mega Man) fan films that came out like a decade ago. Sure, why not. Also,

An image macro featuring the main characters from Madagascar. The giraffe is leaning towards the viewer quizzically while the other main characters look on in shock. The caption reads, "Why is he white?" (The words "is he" are obviously and sloppily added on top of the original image. It's late and I'm tired. Sue me.)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

ohhhh this is. this is no good. this is the dragon I'm gonna be chasing forever isn't it

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

king bach: ayo Mr. House, can I get some ice cream Mr. House: I see no reason why not. But only a spoonful, young man. bach, grinning as he opens his inventory:

A screenshot of Fallout: New Vegas. It's the interior of Mick and Ralph's, specifically Mick's hidden stash. The player is in the barter interface, and the cursor is hovering over an item called "Big Spoon (3)".

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I'm giving a cookie to anyone out there who can say where this is in Fallout: New Vegas

A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. A non-hostile robobrain is in the foreground, in front of a couple of barrels. A bit past that, there's a chair oriented towards a chain link fence, past which is a view of the Hoover Dam. Also Boone is here (hi Boone!)

A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. There's a green chair with a pair of binoculars on it, with some cinderblocks stacked to the left. There's a sign a few feet in front of this stuff, and a chain link fence a bit further on. There's a view of the Hoover Dam in the distance, with Caesar's Camp visible even further beyond that.

A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. In the foreground is a sign that says, "Scenic Overlook". There's a chain link fence a few feet past it, and beyond that is a view of the Hoover Dam. (The sign is correct.)

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I'm looking at this shit like it's the goddamn Tsuchinoko. What the hell do I do with this. How the hell am I supposed to just go on with my day

A video thumbnail from Jerma's Youtube channel. The video is titled "Gooner Keep", and the thumbnail art depicts a low-poly female character in revealing attire, as well as Jerma himself looking at her in shock with his mouth open. When the screenshot was taken, the video was posted 44 seconds ago, and the video had no views.

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Chrono @chronomancer94.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

NetEase: You got that Bucky recolor for the battlepass? One Artist, probably: Sure thing boss, with the sensual smoky eyes just like you asked NetEase: What Artist: I believe I was clear the first time.

The Winter Soldier as he appears in Marvel Rivals, with his Winter's Veil skin equipped. It's mostly a black and white recolor of his standard outfit, but he also has what appears to be eye makeup on, which is new. He's facing the camera, but looking at something off to the side.

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