Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling 14104190
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing 3252131623
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesIn heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bsky.app/profile/rapi... 1185
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesThe Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Call myself a biblical literalist Christian evangelical but only the parts that are like “sell all your possessions” and “jubilee year”, and act confused that there are other things in the Bible 3484
Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A "job interview" is a type of theurgistic ritual in which the interviewee temporarily banishes their soul from their own body, allowing it to be possessed by a demon known as Model Employee. An iced coffee, while not morally wrong to drink, is a ritually impure object which hinders the summoning 250
Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026in light of today's announcement, have a classic from the Gnome Vault: GotD #171, "Gnome Who Doesn't Like His New Hat" #pixelart 070
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hello everyone, I’m a Republican strategist and I strongly encourage Trump to continue saying this shit in the lead up to the midterms. 081
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomeswint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133653060
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesSam Antics @dsoart.com · 31/08/2026me if I went into the Criterion closet: I'm picking these movies for clout among my small group of social media friends 2322
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomes21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I don't want to no true Scotsman Christianity, many of them are still limbs of the Body of Christ, rotten and gangrenous as they are, but many of them worship a Christ who was swaddled in an American flag and invested in crypto and spoke of phrenology and haplogroups instead of proclaim the Gospel 2513
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesonion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business 1665236886
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomes🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026guy buried under an online dogpile rediscovered thousands of years later as a mummified blog body 030353
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesElly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This may seem like a minor alteration to standard thought on the subject, and yet it spares a person the embarrassment of a counterproductive and self-centered identity crisis when they inevitably discover a weakness in their goodness skills. 02611
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesDr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods 4176971765
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesBrad Kerr @bradkerr.net · 11/08/2026I launched a Patreon! I'm building a weird fantasy sandbox OSR campaign setting. Dungeons! Hex crawls! New dungeons every month. It features some original art by @munkao.bsky.social. Please take a look! www.patreon.com/cw/BradKerr 222148
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning 242894605
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesSam Antics @dsoart.com · 03/08/2026Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation) 4600178
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026do not hire the mountain goats guy to lead your guided meditation unless you have very particular and frankly weird meditative goals 1443125
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power 932318326
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it. 4759431336
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault. 10052901418
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026These "we have made an AI so powerful" warnings are straight-up advertisements, btw. No different than "we have made an Oreo so delicious all other snack artists must relent." 13556651038
Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"Kitchen sink" is often used as shorthand for an inclusive version of something, e.g. cookies with a lot of ingredients. And yet this comes from the phrase "everything but the" kitchen sink, a set from which the kitchen sink is excluded. Likewise are all things defined by that which they lack 000
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesDa Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 27/07/2026Mobster, misremembering the phrase "deep six" : ey boss, we should sixty-nine dis guy 36326
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesIn heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026DIE, KAIJU! playing cards Queen of Hearts - MOTHRA Hail to the Queen! www.etsy.com/listing/6950... 213853
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is what they teach in "classical schools" 1101
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026How the fuck am I supposed do this at a restaurant www.seattletimes.com/nation-world... 771662150
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026gonna start talking like this to my boss 6180831215
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You don't understand scale. Embark on a journey of revenge. Dig two graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. They dig four graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. In 6 months you have 256 graves. In a year you have 65,536 graves. 11091131
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted. 8943941241
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesHODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comToy Story 1995: Woody & Buzz WindowALT: Toy Story 1995: Woody & Buzz Window 2366
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268240003247
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesonion person @junlper.beer · 04/07/2026looks like ICE agents got the day off today 273020303
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesJordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 04/07/2026if you meet the Buddha on the road, you best not miss 1451
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesMalaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." Leviticus 19:33-34 54991248
Reposted by Ross Chromegnomesmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/06/2026(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important 03663583
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesArr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40. 1224670813
Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"seven" being the only single-digit number that's two syllables really throws off all rhythmic counting in English. we've got to come together and agree on a new monosyllabic name for 7 110
Reposted by Ross ChromegnomesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026They're saying a Facebook post saying "we need to become ungovernable" constitutes grounds for federal criminal charges? 1622839610