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Ross Chromegnomes

@chromegnomes.bsky.social
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MN-based game designer, (pixel) artist, writer, renaissance gnome. Made Wizard War and now working on other cool things with Wyngspan Labs. Ask your parents for permission to visit chromegnomes.com

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a three headed scaly dragon. The drawing is framed by two pens, a pencil, and a brush pen.
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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Call myself a biblical literalist Christian evangelical but only the parts that are like “sell all your possessions” and “jubilee year”, and act confused that there are other things in the Bible
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Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A "job interview" is a type of theurgistic ritual in which the interviewee temporarily banishes their soul from their own body, allowing it to be possessed by a demon known as Model Employee. An iced coffee, while not morally wrong to drink, is a ritually impure object which hinders the summoning
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 21/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 14
3 panel comic of Garffeld: panel 1, Garffeld is crouched on a cushion while Jon is saying, "A poor, benighted creature was left at the door. I will tend to it till it is well."; panel 2, Jon holds up a small grey kitten and says, "This is Nergal."; panel 3, Garffeld flops his head down on the cushion, while thinking, "Wake me on judgement day."
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Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in light of today's announcement, have a classic from the Gnome Vault: GotD #171, "Gnome Who Doesn't Like His New Hat" #pixelart
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Hairic Lilred @hairic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Printed some
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello everyone, I’m a Republican strategist and I strongly encourage Trump to continue saying this shit in the lead up to the midterms.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 31/08/2026
me if I went into the Criterion closet: I'm picking these movies for clout among my small group of social media friends
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I don't want to no true Scotsman Christianity, many of them are still limbs of the Body of Christ, rotten and gangrenous as they are, but many of them worship a Christ who was swaddled in an American flag and invested in crypto and spoke of phrenology and haplogroups instead of proclaim the Gospel
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business
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Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
y'all heard about images?
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guy buried under an online dogpile rediscovered thousands of years later as a mummified blog body
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This may seem like a minor alteration to standard thought on the subject, and yet it spares a person the embarrassment of a counterproductive and self-centered identity crisis when they inevitably discover a weakness in their goodness skills.
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Brad Kerr @bradkerr.net · 11/08/2026
I launched a Patreon! I'm building a weird fantasy sandbox OSR campaign setting. Dungeons! Hex crawls! New dungeons every month. It features some original art by @munkao.bsky.social. Please take a look! www.patreon.com/cw/BradKerr
Heroes point at big bugs and distant mountains.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 03/08/2026
Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation)
The following comic is based on Pangur Bán, translated by Seamus Heaney. “My Garffeld and I at work / adepts, equals, cat and clerk: / his whole instinct is to hunt, / mine to free the meaning pent”; panels 1 and 2 show Jon at a desk writing while Garffeld eyes a mouse.“More than loud acclaim, I love: / books, silence, thought, my alcove. / happy for me, Garffeld then / child-plays round some mouse’s den.” Panel 1 shows Garffeld chasing a mouse towards a large stack of books while Jon writes; then panel 2 shows Garffeld sitting on a pile of books that were knocked over in a cloud of dust, while Jon looks over.“Truth to tell, just being here / housed alone, housed together, / adds up to its own reward: / concentration, stealthy art.” Panels 1 shows Jon walking down a hall, Garffeld waiting to pounce behind him; panel 2, Garffeld jumps and scares Jon.“Next thing, an unwary mouse / bares his flank: Garffeld pounces. / Next thing lines that held and held / meaning back begin to yield.” Panels 1, Garffeld chases after a mouse on a stack of books on a table; panel 2, Jon looks at Garffeld who has ripped the books while the mouse has run off panel.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
do not hire the mountain goats guy to lead your guided meditation unless you have very particular and frankly weird meditative goals
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These "we have made an AI so powerful" warnings are straight-up advertisements, btw. No different than "we have made an Oreo so delicious all other snack artists must relent."
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Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Kitchen sink" is often used as shorthand for an inclusive version of something, e.g. cookies with a lot of ingredients. And yet this comes from the phrase "everything but the" kitchen sink, a set from which the kitchen sink is excluded. Likewise are all things defined by that which they lack
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 27/07/2026
Mobster, misremembering the phrase "deep six" : ey boss, we should sixty-nine dis guy
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DIE, KAIJU! playing cards Queen of Hearts - MOTHRA Hail to the Queen! www.etsy.com/listing/6950...
A giant colorful moth flying above a rock where two tiny priestesses stand, with dancing worshippers around them
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is what they teach in "classical schools"
TEACHER: Can you tell me the name of two kings which have people prosperity and joy 

STUDENT: SmoKING and DrinKING

Meme tells us "Teacher Resigned !"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How the fuck am I supposed do this at a restaurant www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You don't understand scale. Embark on a journey of revenge. Dig two graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. They dig four graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. In 6 months you have 256 graves. In a year you have 65,536 graves.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted.
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Toy Story 1995: Woody & Buzz Window
ALT: Toy Story 1995: Woody & Buzz Window
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/07/2026
looks like ICE agents got the day off today
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 04/07/2026
if you meet the Buddha on the road, you best not miss
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/06/2026
same guy
Representative Tom Kean Jr. drew intense scrutiny and faced severe backlash from healthcare advocates and New Jersey officials for his role in advancing House Republican budget proposals that slashed nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." Leviticus 19:33-34
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/06/2026
(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk.

Rita Monaghan, 9

I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die.

Jennifer Turner, 8
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17/06/2026
a backrooms-esque poster for "poop knife" that features an old toilet, a yellow nasty bathroom wall with peeling wallpaper, a crucific in the background, and a rusty or dirty knife hanging next to the toilet. it says "bathrooms" in the same way as the backrooms posters say "backrooms" on the bottom. by A24
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Ross Chromegnomes @chromegnomes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"seven" being the only single-digit number that's two syllables really throws off all rhythmic counting in English. we've got to come together and agree on a new monosyllabic name for 7
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They're saying a Facebook post saying "we need to become ungovernable" constitutes grounds for federal criminal charges?
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