iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 10h

I feel like I can say this now but I set one of my villagers to call me Mtr. Erin like, junior year of seminary and felt sooooo weird about it but was trying to get used to it? And now it’s like wow Audie I did not know you go to my church.

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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 11h

It’s not getting any better.

Moe
Mommy? Do you ever just feel like crying?

Hey! It's Mommy!
Leif
Did you say Mommy?
What a happy name.
Oh, yes, and I'm Leif.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11h

I used to not enjoy drinking pumpkin spice lattes, but over the years I got so sick of men on the internet using them as a form of misogynist shorthand to joke about women being intellectually and culturally inferior that I taught myself to enjoy them out of pure spite. now I drink them all the time

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 15h

I have the specific kind of boredom where a lot of stressful things are unfinished but there is nothing I can do but wait for people to get back to me and it’s Friday afternoon so that probably won’t be til next week at the earliest so I can’t relax at all :(

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Big Island Now @bigislandnow.com · 15h

Gas prices typically decline this time of year, but higher crude oil prices and uncertainty in the global oil market continue to put upward pressure on gas prices at the pump. #Hawaiigasprices #painatthepump

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AAA Hawaiʻi: Gas prices tick higher, remain among nation’s highest

Hawaiʻi gas prices remain elevated, with drivers paying some of the highest gas prices in the nation, according to the AAA Hawaiʻi Weekend Gas Watch.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 16h

Definitely know a couple people like this

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LBJ Again @50megatonfbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Politicians gotta represent a lot of people and sometimes that means they're going to be nice to your neighbor, who sucks.

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Hyde T. Voltyge @hydevoltyge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Succeeding instead of picking fights everywhere is viewed as less honorable when you value the appearance of Doing Things over the slow work of actually doing things. And of course this is present as a tendency in all ideologies... the American left is new in this form, we have growing pains to come

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 01/10/2026

Ugh, don't you hate spem mail?

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mxhrad @mxhrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“To comply with the president’s latest executive order, Google Maps will now be labeling College Park, Maryland as Atlanta, Georgia.”

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Civ V poasting: launched a nuclear war against Korea and lost a city. Gonna back up auto saves…..

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The modern (I guess US?) problem of calling a doctor's office only to get 17 different screened options, none of which I'm confident actually go to a human being, makes it VERY difficult to trust that my doctors are doing anything...

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Dr. Garrett Schumann @garrt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Our youngest, Gerald, will turn 5 on November 5 so I told him the basic story of the Gunpowder Plot and now he is suggesting British people should try to blow up Parliament every year on his birthday

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This was a really nuanced an interesting article! But it also spurred me to think more deeply about “selling panic” in other contexts. Which of course nearest and dearest is the “death of the church” discourse. And how so much of this same problem paralyzes people.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I realize the irony of asking on bluesky, but I need one of those apps that locks down my social media at night to prevent doomscrolling. Do any of you have one you like?

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Put Lakshmi Singh on a tote bag, cowards.

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Teddy Focaccia @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

God damn this evil murdering country.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Really, genuinely, super curious how they’re gonna do that in Hawaiʻi.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/09/2026

has anyone seen my last brain cell

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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why does this look absolutely identical to bad choral sheet music

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

alas, I cannot live-scream it here 😂 people paid a total of $30,000+ for me to scream about it on Zoom for Romancing the Vote, so it’s all going into a rage-fueled powerpoint but it’s important that everyone know it’s as immediately insufferable as I imagined

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve been thinking today about what a sick burn it is to be a low level military officer and be told “you look like the kind of guy Hegseth would want on TV”

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Leo Murray @crisortunity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My take on the Andy Burnham speech is that my 14yo daughter saw a bit of it on TikTok & then asked to watch the whole thing with me. She told me afterward that the hopefulness of it almost feels miraculous to her because her whole life the people in charge have been purposely making everything worse

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High Church Raccoon⛪️🦝 @pilgrimaltsburg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We got the kids a toy Mass set, and now I keep finding these wooden hosts around the house. If you're wondering, yes, they do taste about the same as your average Cavanaugh wafer.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I read the first half of this as if the number was age and honestly it’s still kinda true

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Teddy Focaccia @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just call it a conference! It can still have spiritual elements. But if I basically have to be there, it's not a retreat.

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Chris Clare DJ @cdjtheology.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reflecting on the readings for the feast of St Michael and All Angels, I think we're sleeping on 'mortal' as an ominous and gender neutral for of address, as in 'mortal, this is a Wendy's'

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A joy of supply work is being handed liturgies you don't control, and just having to go with the flow (this is spiritual growth, right?) A part of that is figuring out how to preach a St. Francis Animal Blessing sermon that isn't like "you guys know we're not rubrically allowed to do this, right?"

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TRDowden @trdowden2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All-time Two Truths and a Lie champions.

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's like if Point Break happened in the Mr. Rogers Cinematic Universe.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳

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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 29/09/2026

I really believe providing alternate spaces for a different vision of accountability is a central calling of the church and essential to proclaiming the gospel (but I guess everyone knows I believe that)

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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 28/09/2026

I have lots of thoughts here but probably the most pertinent is to say that the way we treat abusers as monsters (through registries, hyper-punishment etc) and the way we let powerful men off the hook are two sides of the same problem

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Man I don’t always get mad about being misgendered online, but when someone’s also trying to tell me my Eucharistic theology is wrong, it sure stings.

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play. So my question is... How? How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?

An open box of scotch polyester tapes, showing the reel inside

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

man trying to apply for a rental in order to live in the place where you can get a job, when you don't currently have a job, is really freakin hard. Even if you have some savings and other safety nets. I don't wish this on anyone :(

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gonna let my real life bleed into my bluesky life and share this sweet evensong I sang in last night - really proud of this choir, it's not a huge program but everyone really stepped up and it was amazing. www.facebook.com/share/v/1WYt...

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See posts, photos and more on Facebook.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Urban ministry is sharing with your parishioners grousing about how unreliable the transit system is but following up with “actually it’s one of the best, glad I don’t live in X other city” and then “but seriously why don’t they fund this thing?”

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every episcopal church that does Tenebrae: 👀 👀 👀

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John @johnbull.wtf · 26/09/2026

(since this is bluesky, I don't actually do this, it's just a joke, calm down. don't call my work and cps)

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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

An unseasonal nor’easter on a Sunday means finding all the leaks in the church roof and putting buckets under them.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is honestly how it should be, leave some cryptic mess for your kids, they deserve it. (With love)

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow I just saw someone complain about the Green Paety. Geez the dems have really lost the plot, huh?

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Atkinson @maddavenport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You’d refresh your feed and there just…wouldn’t be any more posts. You were caught up on the conversation. You were free

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anyway we went to the dentist today and both the hygienist and the dentist said that my flossing is really good and not that dentist is a competition but I win

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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And, finally, my favorite comment about Taylor Swift today, from a fan. I may start saying “baby she was born on the cob” in casual conversation.

A screenshot of a TikTok comment that says “it’s corny” baby she was born on the cob.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Call myself a biblical literalist Christian evangelical but only the parts that are like “sell all your possessions” and “jubilee year”, and act confused that there are other things in the Bible

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The Kind With Teeth @shoehornwithteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Specifically arguing that the US should have remained under the British Crown even after independence. Bonus: also a Jacobite restorationist.

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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s partially informed by knowing quite a few fire fighters but I will go out to bat for them every time. Frankly, I think society would be good if we just had more fire fighters and fewer cops.

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James Godfrey @jamesgodfrey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mind you, I can't think of anything that they have ever done that has gone down with me. So I'm probably not amongst their target audience

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