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Christine Parker

@christineparkerco.com
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🍄 Muralist & Illustrator 🌈 I make bold playful art that helps fun brands stand out 🎨 Now booking new mural projects 🔥 Let’s work together! christineparkerco.com 💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not my fuck around. not my find out.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 28/09/2026
What an underwhelming finale to the Ninth House trilogy by Leigh Bardugo. I don’t read much fantasy—it has to be VERY well written to suspend my disbelief—but I loved the first 2 books in this series. Book 3 was a disappointment, however. Just silly and forced.
Cover of Dead Beat by Leigh Bardugo, with a barn owl grasping a mouse in its talons
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The trees in my yard all have fungus except for one that's all bark and no blight.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 25/09/2026
I’ve been sitting this doctors office waiting room for an hour and all I have for entertainment is (1) my phone and (2) my brain and I hate both
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 25/09/2026
*whispering* I do not care about Taylor Swift
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
"Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 18/09/2026
OK, nobody else is allowed to talk to me me until Monday. I do not have a one single brain cell to spare until after the Art Walk tomorrow!!!
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 18/09/2026
Lowe’s!!! You should never have allowed me to find out about free same day shipping!!!!! I DO NOT NEED MORE PAINT SAMPLES 🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 11/09/2026
Milo had his biweekly bath & brush today and is giving big Shih Tzu energy 😍
A fluffy black shih poo mix dog looking dapper in an orange plaid neckerchief
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 11/09/2026
Dude if I’d had a motorized anything as a kid I would have been so so annoying about it
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 11/09/2026
I’m hungry and therefore I think the neighborhood kids zooming around on their motorized scooters need to either pedal silently or go the fuck inside
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 11/09/2026
I hate drawing leafs 🥲
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 09/09/2026
Devon got the jeep home. He ubered to the church where we left it and it took him over an hour to drag it the 5ish miles home He said he kept it from overheating by accelerating, putting it in neutral, turning the engine off, and coasting 😂
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
Maybe it’s time for my midlife crisis vehicle?
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Kid Driving Fast in Toy Car
Alt: Toddler wearing sunglasses and making “rock in” hands drifting a toy sports car across a driveway
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
it’s probably time to invest in a new-to-me vehicle
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
Fresh coolant and a gallon of distilled water only bought me a mile and a half before the temp gauge redlined again so we abandoned the jeep in a church parking lot with a note that we’d be back to get it tonight lol It’s prob gonna have to be towed unless Devon can limp it home
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
The nice thing about driving a twenty year old car is: — no monthly payment — dents? dings? Who cares — no touch screen
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
*having a different temper tantrum* I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT SHITTY AI “ART” ANYMORE *hurls phone*
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 08/09/2026
*having a temper tantrum* I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DRAW
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
Frog and Toad sit together, doing nothing together.

From "A List"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
📣📣 Alt-text: Shows you care - shows you're thoughtful about making your posts available to everyone Reaches more people - posts become available to everyone, including people who use screen readers Gets your posts discovered - words in ALT text show up in searches #DisabilityPrideMonth #AltText
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Alt text 101 for Bluesky | Digital Philosophy by Manning Krull
Hi! You may be here because I or someone else sent you this link in response to a conversation about alt text on Bluesky. Welcome! Here's some basic info about alt text, its importance, and how to wri...
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Them: How are you? Me: Oh, no thank you.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/09/2026
shit
hyprdrvn on threads

Executive function: "Do it now so you can relax later"
ADHD: "Counteroffer: remain vaguely stressed all day"
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 06/09/2026
I tagged that photo van life — we don’t actually live in our van but we do hang out in it a lot. It’s like having the most kickass fort ever right in the backyard. You can be outside, but there’s a queen size bed and electricity and snacks.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 06/09/2026
Milo’s feets are so grinchy rn #blinddog #shihpoo #vanlife
A fluffy black Shih poo mix dog wearing a light blue harness lying on a bed inside a vintage camper van.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 06/09/2026
There’s nothing worse than a warm toilet seat.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 06/09/2026
Current* conditions near Cleveland, OH:
View looking SW from the Cleveland downtown Hilton overlooking Cleveland Memorial Shoreway as it winds through downtown Cleveland on the shores of Lake Erie. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-05 20:54:04 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: news5cleveland.com // Current Temp in Cleveland: 68 F | 20 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ENE at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 72%
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 04/09/2026
My dog could not care less about thunder or fireworks but the blue jays in our neighborhood send him into apoplectic fits of rage
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 04/09/2026
I tossed treats around the basement for Milo to hunt while we waited out the tornado warning. He was kind enough to sweep up some cobwebs for us 😂
A fluffy black poodle mix with face covered in cobwebs & dust bunnies stares straight up in the air
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 04/09/2026
Well that was supremely uneventful. It barely even rained. There was certainly nothing even close to approaching the 80 MPH winds we were promised.
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Kevin Sorbo as Hercules: Disappointed!
Alt: Hercules yelling “Disappointed!” at the sky
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 03/09/2026
It has been thundering ominously all afternoon and now the tornado sirens are going off This should be fun 😅
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
African marigolds, Michael Valentini, 1657-1729.
Hand-coloured copperplate engraving, yellow marigolds.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A large tuft of orange Mycena mushrooms grow from a crack in a mossy log. Each cap hides hundreds of dark-edged gills, illuminated by summer light, all photos by me
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 02/09/2026
I JUST OPENED THE DAY CAMP WEBCAMS AND CAUGHT MY SON HUMPING ANOTHER DOG
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Dr. Robin Bond, biogeochemist at a PUI 🧪 @diygeochemist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People talking about perimenopause is GOOD and not a buzzword. People getting relief for perimenopause symptoms is FANTASTIC and not an "industrial complex." Anyone who says otherwise is an asshole.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 02/09/2026
Milo will NOT let me sit at my desk and work in my office — he bugs the shit out of me until I cave and go back to the living room — AND YET he is snoozing in there peacefully while my husband has a virtual appt WHILE I SIT ALONE ON THE COUCH 🔪🔪🔪
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you can’t articulate a really good, evidence-based reason why something is “unprofessional”, you’re probably being racist or sexist without realizing it. One more reason why dress code shouldn’t cover anything but safety. Closed-toe shoes in a hospital? Yes. Policing hair color? No.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 31/08/2026
The other day I got tricked by an AI video of a weiner dog doing an agility course, and instead of weaving in between the cones like it's supposed to, the dog just nonchalantly kicked every cone over as it passed. And I was LOLing until I checked the comments and then I was SO MAD 🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 31/08/2026
If you ever see me sharing my art mocked up on an AI image, please know that I have done so inadvertently.
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Christine Parker @christineparkerco.com · 31/08/2026
I've spent so long looking at stock photos today that I don't even know what's real and what's not anymore
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat, who seems to be standing with its front paws inside of a toilet bowl with its hind legs up on the seat. It is looking towards the photographer as if caught in the act.
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