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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 27/07/2026
Sending a text back to 2015 to warn everyone about peptides but it autocorrects to tide pods
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Andrés Pertierra @andrespertierra.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Cuban government has informed airlines that they only have about 24 hours worth of fuel left for planes. Beyond the obvious damage that suddenly shutting down any country's air travel would have, a not at all small % of food and medicine in Cuba comes by luggage on airlines efe.com/economia/202...
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Cuba comunica a las aerolíneas que en 24 horas se queda sin combustible para aviones - EFE
El Gobierno de Cuba advirtió a las aerolíneas internacionales que operan en la isla que a partir de este lunes el país se queda sin combustible para aviación.
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 04/02/2026
instagram, nyt, etc will face dire judgement for building their hasty breezeblock barricades in our verdant Wide Open Web. that i should hesitate to click on a URL, the holiest of gateways, for fear it will lead only to a "log in to read this content" screen? inexpiable. sin thou canst not absolve
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is extra important. Don’t believe me? We were able to track the detailed movements of US military and intelligence personnel in Germany to suspected NSA facilities, their homes, brothels, etc using data collected by mobile ad data likely from dumb apps www.wired.com/story/phone-...
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Anyone Can Buy Data Tracking US Soldiers and Spies to Nuclear Vaults and Brothels in Germany
More than 3 billion phone coordinates collected by a US data broker expose the detailed movements of US military and intelligence workers in Germany—and the Pentagon is powerless to stop it.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/11/2025
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians
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Gordon @gordon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I mean don’t get me wrong, I love functional programming and immediate mode UI but our revealed preference is that we want component state and class semantics and keep recreating it in a way that is somehow worse.
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ncnvrgnt @inconvergent.net · 08/12/2025
i get that parts of making the computer do things can be exhausting/boring/infuriating. but i worry that we will have some problems down the road if we encourage the idea that you can trade away understanding the details. if they resent code so much maybe it isn't for them at all. idk.
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 15/11/2025
@samsungmobileus.bsky.social I have a great idea They'll forget all about green text bubbles
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 15/11/2025
Sell your f250 to a real worker and buy a vespa
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 15/11/2025
If I'm driving behind a truck and they pass home depot without turning in then they don't really need a truck
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 14/11/2025
This would kill in the 80s but name one alarm clock company now
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 14/11/2025
Alarm clock lobbying the US government to end daylight savings time as a publicity stunt
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/10/2025
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
‘Tenacity’? You mean Nashville?
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 14/10/2025
painting hyper local political commentary murals in my small town, call me creditunionsy
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⭑ salma @whitep4nth3r.com · 30/09/2025
aws reseller (derogatory)
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This meeting could have been my only son. This meeting could have been my baby boy
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
magical realism and it's just getting taxed on your spell ingredients and not being able to support yourself on a court wizard salary
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
if you turn off a terrible movie instead of suffering through it pointlessly you can still make it to heaven but the angels rib you about it
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frielf @goblin.fans · 15/08/2025
i want to eject my skeleton out of my body in front of a cheering crowd
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 01/08/2025
I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 19/07/2025
the sun was invented by Big Squint to sell more steely gazes
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
basically impossible to live in a cave these days without it becoming the Main Thing About You
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45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
We did ranked choice and charter reform in Portland, and now instead of City Council being Teargas Ted and 4 ghouls funded by property management firms, we have a council with as many socialists as bootlickers, and they just decided to give 2 million to city parks instead of to the police.
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Katharine Trendacosta @ktrendacosta.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It’s like @johnrogers.bsky.social says: if you constantly label everything you don’t like socialism, and you suck, eventually the youth will just embrace socialism.
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Moodsoup @moodsoup.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Last week to visit the exhibition.
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Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 19/06/2025
Ohh so like the mattress is firm but they're also like a firm for mattresses
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 12/06/2025
Improved the Google trends API :) New bits: - News articles for each trending topic - 4h, 24h, and now weekly trends - All associated search terms (like actually every search term) It's 2 bucks/mo for 10k requests, lower if more people start using it rapidapi.com/chriswmccull...
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Super Duper Trends
Google Trends Data API - Real-Time Trending Topics & Search Insights Stay ahead of the curve with comprehensive trending data from Google's most popular searches. This API provides developers with in...
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
oh whoa javascript tells you where the text-insertion cursor is huh
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 28/05/2025
I made a live Google Trends API if anyone needs one bc PyTrends stopped working: rapidapi.com/super-duper-... It has actual search terms unlike the Google RSS feed and doesn't cost literally $75/mo like SerpAPI's :)
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Google Trends Scraper
## Real-Time Trending Topics & Search Insights Stay ahead of the curve with comprehensive trending data from Google's most popular searches. This API provides developers with instant access to what's...
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 26/05/2025
Old algorithms
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 24/05/2025
Business dudes have been suckered by “yo, this computer *thinks*” since the 1950s.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We should domesticate wolves a second time and see if it makes a new type of thing
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
3-piece mcnuggets (2 mcnuggets + vest)
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 22/05/2025
Or if you're the one who put a curse or vex on my resume I kindly ask you to dispell it at your earliest convenience thank you
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 22/05/2025
If any of you guys are religious please pray to your deity of choice for me to find a job soon, skills and networking aren't cutting it I need a pantheon on my side
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/05/2025
(Looks at watch) we have about 4-5 summers left before you guys need to figure out if you’re a communist or not
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Night Watch tonight.
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 19/05/2025
Working on an open-source Branch alternative, if anyone wants to test it out lmk :) It consists of some npm packages to scaffold a NestJS template and SDKs for your apps If you know how to hook in native intent listeners to js I am looking for you console.rowt.app
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Rowt
Open Deep Linking + Analytics for Devs
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Chris McCully @chrismccully.com · 19/05/2025
rob a bank 13 miles from your safehouse, to support your family
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