45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some more enlightened societies would describe this as “democracy“ 030
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 27/09/2026Remember the random dude who got 49020939 articles of uncritical media coverage in the space of two days because he quit anthropic based on his fears of existential AI risk? Yeah..........he's a climate denier. So is the whole AI industry. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/22/a... 12587245
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird 228387
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist Brigademitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yeah, i never asked for an endorsement. was not something i was seeking nor was it something i was excited about. it’s true i do have litmus tests. one of those is police accountability with teeth 717823
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Like Netanyahu, I have some critiques of Mamdani. For example, I’m not a fan of how his city’s police force arrested Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder, instead of arresting Benjamin Netanyahu. 0183
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026… And yet nobody is threatening to firebomb people referring to it as the “Boston Lesbian Bar Mask Discourse.” 140
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Harry Potter And The Methods Of Starting A Sex Cult In An Old Hotel In Berkeley California, by Eliezer Yudkowsky 031
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Calling this “Operation Paperclip” 171
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Mister Trump, there are still some MAGA voters who are stubbornly standing by you. Can you say something to alienate them too?" 1063805640
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I believe I have a sol to the current AI datacenter debate which will satisfy everyone: we currently possess the technology to trap only those who believe in Roko’s basilisk in an inescapable torturous AI slop hell, while the rest of us live out our goddamn lives addressing actual problems. 39217
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026hey ladies: time to massage your search terms on the apps. shouldn’t take much to throw this bunch off tho. on account of how they’re dumber than a bag of hammers. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comFBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles, memo revealsExclusive: Internal FBI memo, reviewed by the Guardian, said women wanted to dox and ‘embarrass’ agents, but provided few details 010
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026so Charlottesville is our Kapp Putsch, January 6th is our Beer Hall Putsch and just like with those, the assholes who participated run the government now. And just saying, between 1920 and 1923, Germany killed *way* more fascists in the streets, and they still ended up in charge of the Third Reich. 031
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My man looks like the Allan of the Good Guy Dolls line from Child’s Play. 021
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh. Well then they should stop. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comOpenAI boss and Elon Musk back calls to put brakes on ‘reckless’ AI developmentRare show of unity from rival developers after safety warnings from Anthropic boss and AI researchers 131
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i feel like i've got to say it every once in a while: i'll mock ai for anything because i hate it, i have and will continue to mock it for things that could, conceivably, be solved. those aren't why i hate it. i hate it for unsolvable reasons which disqualify the entire venture. 16817
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just finished Night Watch by Terry Pratchett, and gotta say: This is why responsible worlds have a secret order of Time Monks. Cuz of the quantum. 030
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Release the Only Jokes cut. 050
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My dad died last week. My kid brother remembers that when he got home from school, Dad said “there was a disaster today. A lot of people died.” Then he asked if my brother wanted to play catch. They threw a ball back & forth while waiting for Mom & I to get home, & Dad tried to answer his questions. 150
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The main things I remember about 9/11: The first kid who walked out from where there was a TV as we were on our way between classes and said “a plane just flew into the World Trade Cenyer.” The second kid who said “shut the fuck up,” and laughed. 160
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m not gonna say no cis man should ever be an OB-GYN, but I am gonna say that if his other job is being a republican senator, then his practice has more in common with the Department of Licenses & Inspections than with the Hippocratic Oath. 061
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Paul Frazee, upon discovering that toasters sometimes make something that looks kinda like a face on the toast and people think it’s Jesus: 031
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day y’all. Adding to an overwhelming body of evidence that the regime‘s entire worldview comes from hanging out in weird-smelling corners of the internet: the Federal Government has concluded that trans girls are all violent Stalinists. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Nakedly political’: US attempts to link trans support to authoritarianism in new health department reportHHS releases report linking ‘gender ideology’ to political violence – a study scientists say was poorly conducted 2166
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves 7486591359
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeStrangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If someone who loves you has ever grown or cooked something delicious for you you have known contentment that is as far out of Elon Musk's reach as his wealth is of yours. 25412
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day y’all. Adding to an overwhelming body of evidence that the regime‘s entire worldview comes from hanging out in weird-smelling corners of the internet: the Federal Government has concluded that trans girls are all violent Stalinists. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Nakedly political’: US attempts to link trans support to authoritarianism in new health department reportHHS releases report linking ‘gender ideology’ to political violence – a study scientists say was poorly conducted 2166
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233966116085
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Goddamnit gang, fascists are stealing our outfit again. Someone email Soros and tell him he needs to cut an extra check for everyone on staff in Antifa Outreach this month so that Black Bloc can update our look: 084
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is all fascinating speculation, but we know that the first humans in Ireland came with Noah’s daughter Cesair and Fintan mac Bochra and some others who decided that fucking off west was a better plan than dying in some flood just because god didn’t like sinning all of a sudden. 141
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026www.vice.com/en/article/h...vice.com 197
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Star Trek V: The Next Yard Over 020
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist Brigadetalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026U.S. State Department has designated leftist tech group Autisti/Inventati (A/I) a FTO, accusing it of ties to terrorist orgs due to the group’s encrypted platforms such as Noblogs, a popular blogging platform with leftist groups. A/I responded rebuking the designation: “We will not back down.” 2305120
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Today’s disappointment: learning the name Enes Kanter, and that this is not the name of a wizened old bubbe in Havana who has wild stories about blowing up the Reich’s train bridges back during the war. 041
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“land a interview with Maddow” is the new “impress Jodie Foster” 000
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeLeah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 17/08/2026One of the most exciting things happening in Portland today is the city desperately trying not to exploding whale this building. 511433
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...nytimes.comWhat Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills. 6436581195
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/08/2026Woke 1 is dying. Woke 2 struggles to be born. Now is the time of Woke 1 Game of the Year Deluxe Remastered Edition 241278217
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ah well what's the torturous needless preventable deaths of thousands of people a year when a stolen car is now pancaked into a treesfchronicle.comFirst-of-its-kind database: Majority of people killed in police chases aren’t the fleeing driversThe majority of people killed in police chases in the United States were passengers or bystanders, first-of-its-kind data analysis shows. 1118678
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026first heard this story as “from now on his face is on passports,” which would be bad. But it’s actually “other nations’ customs officials will immediately be able to identify people who sought out the limited-edition dictator crime guy passport,” which is fine. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comState department to offer Trump-branded US passports nationwidePassports with the president’s portrait, previously only available in DC, will be offered at 27 agencies nationwide 172
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist Brigadejessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126037999
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026things are kinda dour today, so let’s get a singalong going! repeat after me: KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQA 1318755
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026k so the Oddyssey movie is prob fine, but hear me out: The Odyssey, starring: Bugs Bunny as Odysseus Daffy Duck as Agamemnon Tweety Bird as Telemachus Penelope Pussycat as Penelope Sylvester as Antinous Pepe Le Pew as Amphinomus Pepe Le Pew as Eurymachus Pepe Le Pew as Leocritus 161
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Write A More Inscrutably British Headline Challenge- Impossible 011
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/04/2024An economist will look at a thing and come up with a hundred explanations for it, each assuming abstract reasoning and ethics and such. That marine biologist will go "this one is eating the other one." 19114
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Anyway remember how trump university had to pay out $25 million to former students? 020
Reposted by 45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317255016967
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“It’s not rape, I just physically overpowered someone to force them to have sex,” I would like you to meet my good friend, “It’s not assault, I used the elastrator, and that’s just farm equipment.” 1111