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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃

@chimihendricks.bsky.social
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 1h
Good thread. Go read it.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 1h
Three things Congress could pass to lower your bills: universal healthcare so a hospital stay doesn't become debt, repeal the tariffs that act as a tax on working families and universal child care so parents can get back to work. #AngieForFlorida
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 4h
@angryscooter77.bsky.social @victoriascott.bsky.social Wake up babes, new USCSB video just dropped youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4
youtu.be
Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have answered the question of "what would ulillillia be like with lots of cash?"
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol throwing shade here
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nick gets the best shots. This is phenomenal.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool that the "don't talk to strangers on the computer" generation is gleefully shitting their banking details into LLMs they have no understanding of now
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my godddddd shut up The calculator doesn't have feefees
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably problematic
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit a Toyota century out in the wild
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know why my algorithm has done this, but it's started showing me a lot of husky, shirtless, hairy men cooking food on grills.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If an internationally-wanted war criminal (whose forces have killed Americans) comes to US soil, attacks Americans (including the mayor of the largest city), and then says "Remember the beepers" in reference to a terrorist attack he committed — how can that be taken as anything other than a threat?
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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explore.org @explore.org · 23/09/2026
Didn't get to vote yesterday? Day 1 round 1 restart! Polls are open 9 AM PT - 6 PM PT. fatbearweek.org
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tbf I kinda don't know how to feel about merry and pippin holding back on getting high before being certain that they were about to be eaten alive.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
b a r s
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ร้านก๋วยเตี๋ยวนายบุญ ชวนชิม รัขประกันความอร่อย; 3M8M+P96, Khlong Si, Khlong Luang District, Pathum Thani 12120, Thailand www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent app
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy shit I hate this rag so much.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What an excellent way to spend tax dollars
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MisanthropeLovesBirds𓄿𓄿 @bird-nerdco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seen on campus today. Kirk and Epstein, I believe
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who will show more commitment to, and solidarity in support of, First Amendment values: members of the White House Correspondents Association, or opening acts for Ed Sheeran?
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This owns
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spacing guild ass looking tech
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a lot of conservatism can be boiled down to "i want to be 7"
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminder that when you see "CCP" rather than "CPC" the poster is braindead and uncurious.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
heartbreaking to find a new restaurant and be impressed when you order delivery, then you do a pickup the next time and when you trot over you discover a menu full of AI FOOD PHOTOS. buckaroo your food was good i was about to be a long time customer and now im not coming back
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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEE IS LITERALLY STORED IN THE BALLS OR AS I LIKE TO REFER TO THEM, BALLALLAS
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you walk into the orgy
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don't know much about piker and don't care to learn, but this is extremely and objectively correct
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'all try that new hookup app for billionaire pedophiles? Kraft Singles?
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Point your fucking finger, dipshit. You're pointing three back at yourself and a thumb to God.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the downfall of american hegemony will unequivocally be a good thing for humanity, as long as american oligarchs don't nuke the world in retribution on their way out
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Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨 @stopcasting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Omigosh, is there a leucistic bear cub at Katmai? It's so cute! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCQH...
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Ghost cub returns looking stunning w 677. Brooks Falls, Katmai, Alaska 11.09.26 explore.org
YouTube video by Kaz Bear22
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Miss Rachel is the bad guy tho
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
devastating
Palestinian children watching The Lion King on a projected screen in a tent city. Behind the tent city are the ruins of Gaza.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
having my traditional 9/11 brekkies
a soft-boiled egg jet about to hit the twin corned beef trade towers
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California National Party (CNP) @votecnp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shielding US Car companies from this competition will just ensure they lose the ability to compete anywhere outside the US. Imagine how quickly we could convert to EV if a new car cost $6000 in the US!
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This utterly cute Chinese EV costs just $6,200 and pushes over 190 miles
The 2026 Hongguang Mini EV is cuter, smarter, and longer-legged than before, and at $6,200 to start, it's still the most disruptive budget EV on the planet. We break down everything that's new.
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egg @egg-brained.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ah yes, the wonderful shared feeling of extreme islamaphobia
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
OpenAI did not "lose control", the agents did not go "rogue" and there is no "swarm" that "escaped". all control and responsibility remains firmly in the hands of these "frontier" labs. most importantly this "rogue" narrative is an intentional and strategic marketing PR
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 08/09/2026
If a restaurant shows me AI slop of their food, that means they do not take pride in the food they are making. And why would I want to eat there? Its not hard to take a picture of food you make. And heck, a lot of restaurants don't have pictures at all. Showing a fake example is the worst option.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's navy bean.
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