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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃

@chimihendricks.bsky.social
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably problematic
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent app
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dope. I would have wish listed it on BaT if I saw it. Because I have a bit of a ... Habit.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looks good! Here's my most recent. I took the chalaza and some of the albumen from the egg before beating it this time. Gave me a, IMO, slightly nicer top crust.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you live in Chicagoland the Hokusai stuff is 100% worth leaving the house for.
Chicago skyline in black and white manga stylePicture of a display about T
"The birth of modern manga" with text too small to read
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Could you do me a favor and never stop posting lmao
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hi egg it's been a while pls have a Device for your attn
Atomics product corporation device with a bunch of buttons a professional might understand but the person posting it does not. It is probably a diagnostic or testing machine of radiographic nature but it is very dated.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Discourse dinner
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Discoursedinner
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@billhookunion.beanyear.com la preferida are homies
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LOL that logo is real. I never saw the non emergency number before either.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Search your camera roll for "truck"
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They brought me a menu. At a basketball game, liz lemon!
Tracy Morgan and Tina fey courtside at a Knicks game
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ok so I'm not the only one who has to zoom in. Nearly identical from my phone.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Man in suit and tie. His neck and head are concerning to observe
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Lmao is that a baking dish with an emptyish Takis bag at mission control. Houston we have frito pie? NASA had to cut their craft services budget
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
New look at earth.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Wikipedia forgot to update the banner so it's the image from "gacha games" instead
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They keep coming up to me and honking my big red nose I put on :(
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Finally my bubble tape will stop melting in my pocket
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Imperial
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
China giving the United States an awkward state while the United States sucks the service end of a long gun
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I love that the (Google) search that I do on my (Google) pixel phone for results about the music I am listening to (via Google) presents me with results that give me search (Google) results and neither result has a thing to do with what I searched (Google) for. You shitpants bastards.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Grift, Graft, Gov
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's budd dwyer.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Theatrical release poster for Der Untergang (Downfall)
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
What you say when you see a good one:
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Check out our apps new interface! We made it way worse!
Cry laughing brajn
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Fuck, I cannot stress enough, silicon valley
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Huh
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Boy howdy is this a mood
A taqueria with security cameras and an awning with "make tacos not walls" hand written on it. An armored vehicle and person with a rifle stands in front of it dressed in camo.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Post a random photo of everything will go wrong in june
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Me when I have way too much drama to dish
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm rewatching S1 of Fargo and the shape of this wallphone
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
LOL. LMAO. Mute.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Pathetic liberal bullshit. Grow the fuck up.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
@beeffizz.bsky.social second one tonight no joke
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It took a while but I'm not joking, I did it. It's kind of what you expect kind of not. Hope this brightens things for you a little bit :)
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
You quoted someone with a robust spine lol
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Heck yeah love visiting grandma
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Your head is so far buried in the sand that crabs are using your ass as a volleyball court.
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
For those who celebrate
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You have no idea what science went into this
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