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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A thread about a great cat, and the post-retirement creative evolution of a great artist, in 20 images...
My late cat The Bear in a box marked Hotel California, realising he can check out but he can never leave.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A first for me - Texas style chili, it tastes great already. Gonna simmer this thing a few more hours then check and adjust the heat.
A bowl of Texas style chili, dark red/brown, in a pan
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 04/10/2026
[1978] Monkey - Born from an egg on a mountain top; a stone egg and thus he is a stone monkey, a skilled fighter who becomes a brash king of a monkey tribe, who was "the punkiest monkey that ever popped".
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A colleague grew these chilis and thought they were sweet peppers. They were not. They punished him severely so now it has fallen to me to tame them. Any idea what type they are?
A bowl of fat and twisted red and green chili peppers with some thin red chilis.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I regret to inform you that Joe McBride, Andrew and Tristan Tate’s lawyer, has stopped eating and is praying a lot. Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
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Beautiful Flowers For You
Alt: White lilies with sparkly butterflies presented in sympathy for the Tates’ legal situation
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully some of them have a black bathroom

THENEW REPUBLIC

BREAKING NEWS

Pete Hegseth Has a Bonkers Party Favor for Soldiers at His Speech

Who wouldn't want a book of the secretary's speeches?
Ellie Quinlan Houghtaling / September 30, 2026 / 4:45 p.m. ET

Pic: soldiers, sailors and airmen 10:12 •
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THENEW REPUBLIC
BREAKING NEWS
Pete Hegseth Has a Bonkers Party Favor for Soldiers at His Speech
Who wouldn't want a book of the secretary's speeches?
Ellie Quinlan Houghtaling / September 30, 2026 / 4:45 p.m. ET

Image : an audience of senior military types looking bored

Alex Wong/Getty Images
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, you say “people always ask me for the recipe” but when I was there it sounded more like “what did you put in this” and there’s a difference, buddy.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@angryscooter77.bsky.social @victoriascott.bsky.social Wake up babes, new USCSB video just dropped youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4
youtu.be
Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many thanks to @bettysoo.bsky.social and @jamesmcmurtry.bsky.social for an excellent performance in Chester last night, you guys make a great team. Looking forward to a next time, sometime soon.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All my cats have looked at me and thought “you should be feeding me more treats”
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not many people are born looking like a Harry Potter villain and yet, here we are
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
B a b y
A child’s pink toy pram, in which is sat a fluffy black and white cat. It is the perfect size for her because she is baby sized and baby brained.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is it with Reddit mods these days www.theverge.com/games/100008...
theverge.com
Reddit mod ordered to pay Nintendo $4.5 million in Switch piracy lawsuit
Nintendo’s copyright crusade continues.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you can’t look after your pets, find a nice home for them, don’t just dump them
Picture: Natalie Harp

News+
DAILY BEAST
Natalie Harp Follows Trump
Back to White House From
Camp David
8h ago • Mary Papenfuss
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is like when your 8 year old grandson knows you need to buy a new car, so he says let’s get a monster truck that can turn into robot and also fly. And it’s got rockets and can go underwater and there’s a secret room in it and it can open portals and time travel
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The poor old fucker can’t even remember which way to vote anymore. Other people are steering his decisions and probably have been for years. One of the most important reasons to have fit, competent public officials is to prevent exactly this.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers
THE DAILY BEAST
POLITICS
Doctor Fears McConnell's Senate Return Could Prove
Fatal
| DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE|
The 84-year-old senator reemerged after 3 months in a wheelchair, looking extremely frail.
Sarah Ewall-Wice
Published Sep. 16 2026 10:56AM EDT

Pic: the living corpse-emperor of republican politics, Servitor Mitch McConnell, aboard his wheeled throne, going about his evil business 


Evan Vucci/Reuters
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to go back to a time when things only did one job perfectly well. When TVs showed TV programs, printers printed documents, an OS made a computer work and in all other respects they left me the fuck alone.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wake up babes new @showmestateofmind.bsky.social episode just dropped. Clue:
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Slipknot Photobomb
Alt: 3 members of Slipknot being photobombed by Joey Jordisen.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drop some WEAPONS 🗡️🔫🖤🏹🔪
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A10 Warthog
Alt: A frantic fast paced GIF showing an A-10 Warthog ground support aircraft and its main gun, the 30mm, seven barreled GAU-8 Avenger rotary cannon.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Unexpected” Shut the fuck up 🤣
News+
Newsweek
Donald Trump's Space
Force uniform has unexpected inspiration

Image: proposed space force uniform with strong Nazi themes


22h ago • Joe Edwards
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“… how it’s going” 2026, paper, ink
A drawing pad next to some pens used to draw on it. The drawing shows the sheave block and hook assembly of a powerful crane. Tied to the hook is Donald Trump’s trademark too-long red tie, stretched upward under considerable tension. 
The image references the cruel Iranian method of execution by means of hanging the victim from a crane or forklift, and alludes to the catastrophic failure of his illegal and unwanted war with Iran.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Logging on
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Lukas Nelson And Promise Of The Real: Mask On
Alt: Black and white film clip. A man puts on a gas mask with a long air hose. He has a backpack with a bayonet in it and a helmet slung over his left arm.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hmm. Standing behind a horse while a cat sticks its claws in the horse’s ass.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Drove past this guy at work while he was ripping a pigeon apart about ten feet away. Completelt unbothered by me. No fucks given.
A Peregrine Falcon on grass, in front of long yellow grass, standing in a mess of pigeon feathers.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom
… leaded bee

(A very nice stained glass window showing a honey bee on a honeycomb background)
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Exactly this happened to an elderly man who lived near me. The quack was “treating” him for a stiff neck and ended up shearing his spinal cord. He died a few days later. Fuck chiropractors and their witchcraft bullshit.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Try inside the trigger guard
Article by Futurism:

Futurism
KILL SWITCH ENGAGE
Meta Working on "Kill Switch" in Face of
Overwhelming Disgust With Its "Pervert Glasses"
Could this really fix the problem?
By Victor Tangermann

Image: Meta’s pervert glasses on a shadow striped blue background 

Image credit:
Shutterstock / Futurism
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Natural Causes is a podcast about the politics and practicalities of going outside in a world on fire, hosted by @jamesstout.bsky.social. It approaches the outdoors, conservation, agriculture, food sovereignty, fire management and Indigenous land rights as interconnected issues.
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Angry Scooter @angryscooter77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The rare "insane nuclear idea" good actually. Also, don't explode kiwi, it's bad for international relations.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Where’s the downside?
Apple News headline 

Image: Poundland Shrek John Fetterman being interviewed, for some reason 

THE HILL

Fetterman warns he would leave Democratic Party if it turns its back on Israel
8h ago • Alexander Bolton
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Police: Please don’t speculate or spread rumours on social media about Anne Widdecombe’s murder. It’s hurtful and unhelpful and can taint witnesses Nigel Farage: La La La can’t hear you. Film me while I lay these flowers outside the forensics barrier www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Farage says car arrived moments before Ann Widdecombe was killed
Officers wearing gloves and face masks were seen scouring bushes and moss-covered walls in the hunt for clues as murder detectives continue to hunt for the former Tory minister's suspected killer.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You don’t get points for talking about it now.
The Atlantic

Image: Graham planter campaigning 

CJ Gunther / Getty
IDEAS
PERHAPS THE NAZI TATTOO WAS A
CLUENews+

Image: Graham Platner

SLATE
Graham Platner's Tattoo Was the Alarm Bell
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Well. futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
Someone Reportedly Mailed a Live Squirrel to Meta, Where It Sent an Employee to the Hospital
An escaped squirrel wreaked havoc in a Meta office in Bangkok after an employee received the rodent in the mail.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who pays the piper calls the tune
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Chris Hansen gave an embarrassingly softball interview with Anna Paulina Luna (R, Florida 13th district). Subjects: catching predators (she must pay that tax on entry). Epstein: victim blaming. Massive deflection; it is all orchestrated by foreign powers. Trump/DOJ concealment not mentioned.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I very much doubt ChatGPT sessions are fully anonymised and yet people are asking it for stuff that you couldn’t get me to confess to with pliers and a blowtorch. futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
Scientists Identify Most Degenerate Known ChatGPT User
While analyzing an AI dataset, a group of researchers discovered a user who spent months cranking out outrage AI fetish content.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Told you so
Futurism
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction while He’s Getting Richer

"I was on board since day one... I'm now broke."

By Joe Wilkins

Image: Donald Trump looking like a sack of shit

Illustration by Tag Hartman-Simkins / Futurism.
Source: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images;
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You absolutely can speak ill of the dead. @ceaubin.com is doing very well at it.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th of July. 250 years ago, a nation came into being, rejecting the tyranny of kings, throwing out the robber barons of empire and the brutality of authoritarian rule. Thus began the great experiment of liberty, democracy and equity, manifesting today as … let’s see … oh. Oh dear.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Chinese cat meme. Caption, translated: 
“Lacks practical skills 
(Absolutely none)”
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you read these updates in the style of “Welcome to Nightvale” it makes a lot more sense
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m an old greybeard grease monkey with a shitposting habit, you’d think a major U.K. paper would have more than 40x my follower count so they wouldn’t have to be all salty but here we are I guess
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Though their aims may be laudable and their motives pure, the conspiracy nuts are going to go fucking mad with this one www.haaretz.com/science-and-...
haaretz.com
Bold, almost reckless: Israeli scientists seek to block the sun's radiation
At the forefront of efforts to save humanity through climate engineering stands a startup from central Israel. The experiments are underway, the promise is immense – and so are the risks
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Eight year old grandson has told me at 7pm today that for school tomorrow he needs to have a chef costume. I’ve given him a 10” meat knife and an ounce of cocaine.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Trump’s own Spinal Tap moment
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Imagine being put on the sanity naughty step by this rampant animal
Apple News article: 

HUFFPOST
Trump Says U.S. Has To Keep Netanyahu 'A Little Bit Sane'
2d ago • Nina Golgowski

Image: Trump the senile beast sucking up to the bastard murderer Netanyahu.
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Disappointing, not surprising Corruption all the way down www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump loyalist Jim Jordan linked to group that received ‘dark money’ from ICE detention contractor
Report finds close ties between the Trump administration and Geo Group, which profits from anti-immigration crackdown
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