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Chet Breakfast

@chetbreakfast.bsky.social
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Inventor of head cancelling headphones

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the philadelphia HUSSEIN eagles
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger. Bazookas and Bouquets
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The most noticeable and probably most consequential shift I’ve noticed in my lifetime is from the news being about things that happened to the news being about things someone said.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
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Dario Perkins @darioperkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm slow to this, but here is a beautiful piece on the dynamics of the AI buildout and how they could flip into reverse. Wish I had written it tbh www.groundbrkr.com/p/the-second...
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The Second Derivative: Why No One Understands the AI Boom
The market misremembers 2008. That same blind spot sits at the center of the AI boom.
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 30/07/2026
they've got to bolster their defense, what with the improvements Monitor has been making
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you sign up for the co-branded credit card, you don’t have to pay the fees. Plus, you can get 60,000 bonus miles, redeemable for travel at other global trade chokepoints like the Strait of Malacca and the Panama Canal.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'd love for Wemby to enter the dunk contest and break out the standing dunk.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wemby wouldn't be nearly this good if he weren't 7'5" and blessed with the grace and strength of a gazelle armed with a machine gun
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I didn’t even want to draw attention to the Enhanced Games for “making fun of it” purposes but then I saw a video of the guy who thinks he can live forever hyping up a guy’s steroid usage under an umbrella to shield himself from UV rays
The commentary table for the Enhanced Games, located in front of a swimming pool in a stadium. three of the commentators are dressed normally and then a deathly pale man wearing all black with sunglasses is talking while holding an umbrella over his thin self
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This passage from Orwell's "The Lion and the Unicorn" comes to mind
are fighting. Nothing was more desolating at the beginning of this war than the way in which the whole of the older genera-tion conspired to pretend that it was the war of 1914-18 over again. All the old duds were back on the job, twenty years older, with the skull plainer in their faces. Ian Hay was cheer-ing up the troops, Belloc was writing articles on strategy, Maurois doing broadcasts, Bairnsfather drawing cartoons. It was like a tea-party of ghosts. And that state of affairs has barely altered. The shock of disaster brought a few able men like Bevin to the front, but in general we are still commanded by people who managed to live through the years 1931-9 without even discovering that Hitler was dangerous. A gener-ation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A good fried pickle should also taste amazing when chilled for a bit in the fridge.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am happy to report that a squirrel has obtained consciousness while watching disc golf
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Rebecca Dell @rebeccawdell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
While chatting with some friends, it occurred to me that other people could benefit from a summary understanding of what's going on in the oil and gas markets. Here are some little pictures to give you the big picture. 🧵
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Republicans are Disasters seems like a messaging slam dunk
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I love how Grant Hill constantly implies that 82-year-old Bill Raftery parties like a deranged fratboy.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I don't think Paula Abdul should have dated a cat
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He couldn’t have held “free” another 34 seconds in the National Anthem? I just lost my house on Kalshi
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Why is this Nebraska Vanderbilt game a husker home game, the arena is roughly equidistant?
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
THE CHINESE INVENTED PASTA! (to my row) this is a debunked misconception, it'll really rattle them!
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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ah shit
A LinkedIn listing for the Ruler of Iran, with Marco Rubio as the hiring team. THIS IS PARODY, AS MUCH AS THAT MEANS NOTHING THESE DAYS.
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Elephrombone @jackasspenguin2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There’s a thing your body does automatically, all day long, that gives your brain a micro-reset. That’s right, blinking. On my next podcast I’ll explain my method for extending a single blink over the course of multiple hours. It’s called blinkmaxxing, and you won’t believe the refresh it gives you.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I want to see Jiminy Glick as a Love is Blind contestant.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Pink Cigarette by Mr. Bungle
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Corner of Western and Selby, which has maybe the most pedestrian traffic of any place in Saint Paul.
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Interesting pipe dream: we draft some of these Presbyterian/Episcopalian/Unitarian ministers to primary the members of Congress who don't know what time it is. They have the basic skillset!
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enragedfilia.bsky.social @enragedfilia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I suspect you may be someone who'd appreciate Selo and Ludy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VV...
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Село і Люди - It's My Life (Selo and Ludy)
YouTube video by Kannoli
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Chris Hine @christopherhine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The headlines on official trade announcements are always fun to see what teams come up with. This one might be an all-timer.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Goddammit, I think I started a newsletter. Please subscribe if that's a thing you'd like to do: midwest-excellence.ghost.io
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Midwest Excellence
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 03/02/2026
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
ChatGPT for governor
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I've moved my meager 401K savings out of US stocks and into international investment funds (i.e. VTIAX), both as a political statement and as protection from Trump and AI economic fallout. Economist Dean Baker, who predicted the housing bubble in 2006, agrees with me: cepr.net/publications...
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Doing Well by Doing Good: Dump Your American Stocks
Trump’s erratic Davos speech has intensified fears of a global flight from dollar assets and US markets.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
gay and straight marriage are both illegal. the only recognized form of union will be polyamorous tetrads where at least one partner is named "leaf"
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
an apposite close to a beautiful mise-en-scene
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
you're losing all your highs and lows, ain't it funny how the feeling goes....away
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The best & most cost efficient way to solve the illegal immigration problem is fining employers & landlords to the point it's no longer profitable to house and employ them, but then we'd have to admit how much of our economy runs on cheap undocumented labor. So we treat the symptom, not the cause.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
you ever notice it's all "what to talk about" and "how to talk about it" with these guys. never "what to do"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
what bills to bring prices down do you have drafted up chuck
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@mccollum.house.gov I'm a constituent--do you have an explanation for this? 22 Republicans voted against!
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Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"livin the dream" immediate wellness check
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i think it's time for mayors to start making more aggressive wagers when their teams are playing each other in the postseason. WHEN THE JAGUARS WIN, YOU WILL SEND US EVERY FIRE TRUCK IN YOUR POSSESSION AND SEVEN OF YOUR STRONGEST CHILDREN.
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